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THE BBC ENTRY FOR THE ZINC STOAT OF BUDAPEST (CURRENT AFFAIRS)
THESE CAPTIONS COST 12/6d EACH
(Cut to Arthur Figgis.)
(Lose caption. Pause while nothing happens.)
THE SAME, A FEW SECONDS LATER
THAT'S £4.7.6 SO FAR ON CAPTIONS ALONE
NOT INCLUDING THAT ONE
Man: (rushes in) I thought you did that so well, Mr. Figgis. Could I have your autograph?
Figgis: You certainly may.
(He signs book. Part of his signature gets away and leads into "It's the Arts.")