Moonlight

Beth: The drug made me feel invincible. Like I was more than human. I felt like the hottest thing on the planet. Like no one could resist me. Mick: Wow. Sounds like this drug really gives you all the highs of being a vampire without the lows. Beth: What could be the downside of feeling like that and living forever? Mick: The scrounging, the hiding, missing all of the things you once loved like sunbathing, food. I used to love that prime rib at Musso's. Now I can't even remember what it tastes like. They say it gets easier the longer you live, but I hope that's not true. Beth: Really? I'd think you'd hope for the opposite. Mick: To forget what it's like to be human? No way. Never.

Mick: Let me get this straight: she stood you up, so, instead of moving on, you became so worried that you immediately came over here... how much does she owe you?

Beth: I can't believe this double-standard! I had to spend two hours getting myself up to club admissibility, and you're just wearing the same thing you always wear! Mick: Yes, well ... perpetual coolness is the vampires' curse!

Josef: (knocking on Mick's freezer-bed) Get up! Up! Mick: Ok! Ok! Oh God... tell me it's not twilight! Josef: No, I'm looking for somebody. Mick: What? You think they're in here?

Beth: By the way the ..ah .. the whole kiss thing ... Mick: Yeah, the kiss. I was thinking, that maybe that was like an accident. Beth: Oh, ok.

Mick: (To Josef about the new drug) Apparently the high is us.

Terrance: (To Mick) This is the LA County Morgue, not Help-U-Autopsy: You can't just bring in your own bodies.

Mick: So, what aren't you telling me? Josef: Your vamp sense must be off. I'm telling you all I know. Mick: No, it's actually my detective sense at work.

Josef: (About Lola) She's always been sort of unpredictable, exciting. Traits you'll come to value when you hit the 400 year mark.

(Mick and Beth are going to enter the club Valis) Beth: You're gonna do that vampire jumping thing, aren't you? Mick: I don't have a chip. Beth: Just being human is so lame. Mick: (smirks) I know, but you wear it well.

Josef: (about Lola) We've had this on-again/off-again thing for a hundred years or so. She came back into town a couple of weeks ago, so it's on again. Until she disappears. Mick: (laughs) That's what you get for dating older women. Josef: It's better than dating a human. Mick: Beth and I are not...

Beth: You don't know a good vet, do you? Mick: Me, no. Vampires can't really be trusted with pets. It's... Beth: Of course.

Mick: (voiceover) If you're human a metric ton of silver is maybe a good inflation hedge or a lot of jewelry. If you're a vampire, it has a different meaning. Lola had bought enough silver to paralyze every vamp in LA. Made me wonder what she was planning.

Mick: Digital photography, what a boon for the tribe, huh? Remember the old film days, no image? It was like you didn't even exist.

Josef: I need your help. Mick: You need my help? Josef: Don't make me say it again.

Mick: It's the drug. Beth: Turn me. Turn me. Do it. Mick: No Beth. Beth: Do it. Mick: It's just the drug.