No Such Thing As Vampires

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A string of vampire-like murders have been hitting L.A. It's up to Mick St. John, a private investigator who has special connections, to find out who's behind these murders and stop them from happening again. While he's on the case he meets a woman from his past who's going to change his future.moreless
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  • A internet reporter meets a man in a crime scene not knowing that he is a p.i. and also a vampire.

    9.6
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    By mickhot08, Jun 04, 2008 Report Abuse
    this 1st episode was not all that bad as most people really think. i liked how we meet mick and understanding how hot and sensitive he is. and we also get to know his love interest that is beth the reporter. she seemed to really got into likeing mick so quickly. And meeting josef, well he was pretty freaky which for a start is kind of cool. josef was always into sucking peoples blood and he will never stop but unlike josef mick never bit anyone. well atleast when it go to the year 2000. but i already understand that he used to suck peoples neck back in the early 80's which was ok i guess.moreless

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  • I havent seen this episode, but i think it i a very nice show. And i have seen one episode and i think it was so F****** nice, but i cant see the fist episode :Smoreless

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    By RasEriksen, Apr 20, 2008 Report Abuse
    Helo where can i see this episode.. ?`

    If eny body knows vere pls tell me... because i love this show but i think it was nr 2 or 3 i was waching last week..

    But toningt 3+ is showing episode 2 but i dont know if io havde seen episode 1 or 2..

    So if eny baody knows vere i can find it teel me.
    send me a letter or somthing..

    Thx for your help-- I love this show mann..

    There is vampires and action.. dahm i think it is a littel bite like Supernatural. but supernatural Rocks. i have seen alle season off supernatural, and thats cool ass hellmoreless

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  • a vampire private eye meets someone from his past that is going to compltely change his future.

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    By beccy123, Apr 09, 2008 Report Abuse
    i was unsure when i saw the ad for this show but have to admit i loved it! the show gives a different take on vampires new ideas on old myths and this gives it a nice twist on the norm. i am already hooked and straight away i cant wait to see where the relationship between the two main charecters goes. its always good to have a strong background story and this one has a lot of possibilities and i suppose the romance angle is always a winner. i just pray this one lasts every time i get into a show like this it gets axed, like blood ties, i think this show might be even better so fingers crossed.moreless

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  • This is going to be one of my favorite shows.

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    By SweetPeaSurry, Feb 10, 2008 Report Abuse
    This is turning out to be a fantastic show. I love Mick St. James as well as Beth. The characters are well written and the dialogue is terrific. I like the way the writers changed a few things about Vampires too. The fact that they can go out in the sunlight but it's draining on them. It allows us to get some daylight into the show, which is nice. I'm really looking forward to seeing how the relationship between Beth and Mick progresses. I just love the tension between them, it's nice and smoldering. I certainly hope the show does well in the ratings ... it would be a shame to have only one season of it. Well Done!!!moreless

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  • In the pilot episode we meet two people with a link to the past. Mick St. John, and Beth Turner have met before. when Beth was a four Mick was hired to rescue her, from his vampire ex wife who turned him. But now 22 yrs later Beth is a beautiful woman.moreless

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    By moonriser, Dec 28, 2007 Report Abuse
    In No Such Things A Vampires there is a killer on the loose. A killer who appeaers to be a vampire. Now it is up to Beth Turner a T.V. reporter for Buzz Wire on her first on camera report, and Mick St. John a private investigator, who Beth says look so familiar,to discover the truth behind these strange murders! beth and Mick soon discover that they have the habit of bumping into each other in the strangest of places,and that they are investigating the same crime spree from different angles. Then we meet Josef a four hundred year old vampire who doesn't look a day over 25. Mick tells us in voice overs that Josef is one of the oldest vampires in LA., and proof that paranoia never goes out of style. Josef wants the killer to be stopped at all cost, for fear that their secret vampire society will be foundout. Mick just wants to make sure the killer doesn't kill again. Beth just wants to dig up a good story to please her boss who apparently likes sorid details. When it is found out by Beth, that a professor of Anthropology is is a possible suspect, she enrolls in his class, to find out what he is really up to. When the professor finds out that Beth is wearing a wire, things get dangerous for our heroine. Well it's Mick to the rescue in an episode finally that gets my heart going pitter-pat every time I see it. And believe me I have seen it many times. In this episode we see the begining of the conflict that Mick lives with. The conflict as to just how close he should allow he and Beth to get, while fighting his ever growing love for her, and her's for him. And what about his secret, what would Beth do if she found out? For answers to these questions, and others, keep watching Moonlight!moreless

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    • In the final scene when Mick and Beth are looking into each other's eyes, Alex O'Loughlin (Mick) nods slightly, probably to signal that they should embrace each other. Edit
    • Josef says that Mick is 90 years old, but when Beth asks Mick how old he is he says that he is 85 years old. Edit
    • Mick likes type A+ blood and Guillermo likes type O+ blood. Edit

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    • International Air Dates: Australia: December 12th, 2007 on Channel 10/10HD UK: February 19th, 2008, on Living TV Denmark: April 5th, 2008 on TV3 Sweden: May 25th, 2008, on TV3 Germany: June 23rd, 2008, on Pro7 Thailand: July 2nd, 2008, on True Series The Netherlands: October 12th, 2008 on NET 5 Norway: December 6th, 2008 on TV3 Poland: January 2nd, 2009 on TVP1 Turkey: July 6th, 2009 on CNBC-e Finland: May 21st, 2010 on Sub Edit
    • Rudolf Martin played Vlad Tepes in the original movie Dark Prince: The True Story of Dracula. Edit
    • Although she isn't a vampire in this show, Sophia Myles has played a vampire before in the movie, Underworld. Edit

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    • Beth: Question. What do you like better? Vampire Slaying Rocks L.A. ... Mick: (interrupting her) There's no such thing as vampires! Edit
    • (Steve is pinning a mic onto Beth's bra) Beth: You're taking a long time putting that mic on. Edit
    • Mick: Right. Blood cult. So, we're talking vampires? Beth: I know ... they don't exist. But something has to explain all the killing and the Goth-o-rama around here, I mean obviously she had a thing for vampires. Mick: Yeah, I guess they're back in style. ... You know, some people actually find them attractive? Beth: Really? Mick: Yeah. Edit

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    • Chloe: Christian's a Svengali. He, like, brainwashed Kelly ... Svengali refers to a well-known character in George du Maurier's 1894 bestselling fiction novel Trilby. Svengali was a hypnotist who used mind control to train Trilby, the novel's heroine, into a split personality, keeping her vocal talents as well as her affections under his control. Svengali was also transformed into several movies throughout the years. The term has become so well-known that it is included in dictionaries and used as a noun to mean "someone who manipulates or forces another under their control." Edit
    • Josef: You sure? She's delicious. 82' was a good year. Jason Dohring was born in 1982. Edit
    • Hearst College: Jason Dohring was in the series Veronica Mars in which the character Veronica Mars went to Hearst College. Edit

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