Moonlight Season 1 Episode 16

Beth: Do you realize this is our fourth official date?
Mick: Define official.
Beth: Any outing that doesn't involve dead bodies.
Mick: You are such a romantic, you know that?

Josef: Mick's not usually the jealous type.
Beth: Speaking of jealous. (watching Mick and Simone talking)
Josef: Don't worry, Mick isn't suicidal enough to hit on my date.
Beth: Your date? Let me guess. She was born to Hungarian Aristocracy in 1758. Danced Swan Lake with the Bolshoi Ballet, before you turned her.
Josef: Actually Simone was born in Recita. '80. And nobody turned her.
Beth: Your girlfriend's human?
Josef: She's not my girlfriend. She's one of my lawyers. Quite an up-and-comer. And a very willing source of refreshment.

Mick: (voice over) Josef Kostan celebrated as a civic-minded entrepreneur. Definitely worth putting the monkey suit on for. And of course, there are fringe benefits. (looks at Beth) Like spending the evening with Beth.

(Beth walks in and sees Mick drinking Simone's blood)
Simone: We should go.
Josef: But this is so awkward ... I love awkward.

Lisa: (about Dominic) We hooked up once or twice. I'm into jocks this semester.
Mick: Oh. So how long you been in college?
Lisa: Forty years or so. It's the perfect life for a vamp. Nobody notices when you sleep all day, and there's a constant rotation of frat boys too drunk to know when a hickey ... isn't a hickey.
Mick: No one notices the puncture marks on the neck?
Lisa: That's not the artery I go for.

Lisa: You must be Mick. How have we not met before?
Mick: It's a cruel world.

Guillermo: Trouble with Beth?
Mick: She thinks I fed on Josef's freshie.
Guillermo: So? It's not like she's volunteering.
Mick: I don't want her to volunteer.
Guillermo: Why not?
Mick: Well, 'cause I don't.
Guillermo: I'm just sayin'. Vampire's got needs.
Mick: Why do I even talk to you about this stuff? You've obviously blocked out all memories of what human women are like.
Guillermo: Yeah, well, I need all available brainpower to figure out vampire women.

Mick: I know that this isn't easy for you to understand.
Beth: Look, you've been saying for months now that things can't work between us, that we live in different worlds, and I didn't want to hear you but maybe you're right. You can't come back to my world and I'm not ready to join yours.
Mick: Wait, you think that that's what this is about? You think I'm going to want to turn you?
Beth: Wouldn't you? Eventually? What happens when I start to get old? Maybe then I'd want it too. I don't ever want to have to make that decision. Emma and Jackson made me realize that you were right. I don't think I can do this anymore. (Mick leaves)

Mick: You want to know what Emma and Jackson made me realize? That you were right. You were right all along. This isn't about being a vampire or a human. This is about us. How we feel about one another. Right here, right now.
Beth: The night that we first met, or met again, whatever. What was I wearing?
Mick: Blue jeans, white striped shirt, cream jacket.
Beth: What about my shoes?
Mick: You were barefoot.
Beth: How can you remember that?
Mick: Because I love you. (They kiss and the door closes.)

Beth: This is great. I feel like I'm back at my high school prom!
Josef: You know, prom wasn't really big back in the 1700's. High school, either. The plague. The plague was big.

Mick: (voice over) I've spent the past 55 years trying to close the door on forever, but I can't anymore. I can't close the door on Beth.