Season 5 Episode 1

A Womb With a View

Aired Tuesday 9:00 PM Dec 06, 1988 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Agnes (to Bert): I need $8.17. Your share of the baby gift.

      Bert: Oh, jeez, Agnes, I'm sorry, I'm tapped out.

      Agnes: Yeah, I know. Glub, glub, glub. I'll cover your share. Don't get to Chez Jay later than 7:00 p.m. or you'll ruin the surprise.

      Bert: Uh, listen, I've been meaning to say something—I can't make it.

      Agnes: What?

      Bert: I've got other plans.

      Agnes: You what?

      Bert: Got other plans?

      (Agnes opens the door to an office and pushes Bert inside. She grabs him by the necktie.)

      Agnes: Ms. Hayes is having a baby! This office is giving her a shower! And you're going to be there—(pulls the tie)—with bells on!