Agnes (to Bert): I need $8.17. Your share of the baby gift.
Bert: Oh, jeez, Agnes, I'm sorry, I'm tapped out.
Agnes: Yeah, I know. Glub, glub, glub. I'll cover your share. Don't get to Chez Jay later than 7:00 p.m. or you'll ruin the surprise.
Bert: Uh, listen, I've been meaning to say something—I can't make it.
Agnes: What?
Bert: I've got other plans.
Agnes: You what?
Bert: Got other plans?
(Agnes opens the door to an office and pushes Bert inside. She grabs him by the necktie.)
Agnes: Ms. Hayes is having a baby! This office is giving her a shower! And you're going to be there—(pulls the tie)—with bells on!