Moral Orel Season 2 Episode 2

Orel: How long does it actually take for love to fade.
Clay: Ohh, quicker than you think kid. Quicker than you think.

Orel: I guess I'll just have to use ol' Gospy.

Orel: I wanna keep him as a pet.
Bloberta: Nonsense, you already have Shapey.
Shapey: (picking up a fish head) Cake!
Orel: But I want something that's cute and that loves me and licks my face.
Shapey: (licking fish head) Yummy!

Orel: Gee, Dad. Does he have to die?
Clay: With all that love being spread everywhere, this dog is dangerous.

Clay: Hand him over to Dr. Potterswheel. He has a shot for him that will be virtually painless. Right Doc?
Dr. Potterswheel: Well, I'm no vet, but then again, I'm only gonna kill it.

Orel: Bartholomew, I love you more than Jesus more than ever. And that's just not right.

Reverand Putty: What are my sermons to you Orel? Chinese year food? Hungry already?

Doughy: Sorry Orel, I had to. I don't want you to burn in hell. You love that dog more than J-Jesus.

Orel: Doughy, you Judas'd me.

Protester: God hates you, fatty.

Clay: Love is a very beautiful, very intense feeling for a startling short period of time. Before long, you realise it just gets in the way of the real important things in life. Like just going to sleep, or being left alone.

Orel: Hi Dad.
Clay: What's up real son of mine?

Doughy: What's the matter Orel?
Orel: This isn't good Doughy.
Doughy: It isn't?! That's not good!

Doughy: Hurry Orel, we don't want to be late for Bible youth fun club. You know how intolerant they can all be.

Principal Secretary: The first day the kids get to use the new Jesus land playground equipment.
Principal Fakey: Mmm... spent a fraction of the school budget on those little monsters. They better appreciate it.

Reverand Putty: And today, as you leave, I will be handing out free gifts to inspire you in your day. I think you youngsters will especially get a kick out of them.

Reverand Putty: God wants you to love Jesus more than anything in the world. More than your Mother. More than your Father. More than your favourite food. And yes, even more than money.
Everyone: Gasp!
Reverand Putty Jesus is greater than all these things put together. And if you pray to him, he can get you money! It's a win/win.

Joe: Now what is he doin'?
Orel: Trained him to turn the other cheek.
Joe: Lousy turn the other cheek. Who has time for that?... You should've bit me you stupid dog!

Joe: Get lost, mutt.

Joe: Hey Orel, what are you doing with that stupid, ugly dog? Hehe.

Orel: Gosh Bartholomew, compared to you, Lassie was a heathen.

Bloberta: (killing fish) Orel, you know living animals aren't allowed near the delicious ones.

Orel: (with dog in his arms) Dad!
Clay: (busy fishing) Ha hey, don't bother me son.

Orel: Catch God. Good arm!

Orel: Hey, Dad! Wanna play catch with me?
Clay: Has gravity gone away, Orel?
Orel: No sir.
Clay: Then don't ask me to take the place of something the good Lord has already provided for you.
Orel: Okay.

(Shapey ignites BBQ in a huge flame, and then tries to touch the fire)
Shapey: Oohhh, friend.

Principal Fakey: In short, your son Bobby is extremely creative, and a free thinker, so therefore, he's suspended for three weeks.

Clay: You know the difference between right and wrong, young man.
Orel: Yes, Dad.
Clay: Then do the right thing.