Moral Orel Season 3 Episode 8

Arthur: (after showing Young Clay of Ol' Gunny) Now, remember, not a word to your mother. You know she has a weak heart.

Angela: Only God could explain why you stayed here with me, and your brothers and sisters didn't. It must have been all that praying I did during the pregnancy with you. Do you know I didn't even smoke? Imagine being that preoccupied that you forget to even light up a cigarette every once in a while. My stomach was tied in such knots, and...I was so steeped in all my prayers that I couldn't even force down a highball. I mean, if it wasn't for food, I would've wasted away to nothing; and of course, through everything that was going on through my mind, I never had time to horseback ride or go on a roller coaster. And that trampoline out back, that practically went to waste. With all that lack of exercise, it's a wonder you were ever born at all.

Young Clay: You'll go to Hell for saying there's no Heaven.
(Arthur attempts to slap Young Clay, but refuses)
Arthur: You're not even worth it.
Young Clay: Not worth it?

Clay: (giving Orel a regular pistol instead of Ol' Gunny) Here, why don't you try this one instead.

Young Clay: My mom wouldn't want you to cover her cross with flowers.

Young Clay: (after finding out he has 10 dead siblings) Mom, did you mean to tell me that you are telling me that I'm not your precious only ever?
Angela: Well, you're my precious only living ever by default.
Young Clay: You lied to me!
Angela: No!
Young Clay: You lied to me, mommy! I am not gonna be your precious only living ever anymore!
Angela: No, Clarence! I mean, Clay, wait!

Arthur: (about the Lost Commandments) Yeah, keep saying it. Maybe someday you'll believe it.

Arthur: (after finding out Young Clay is faking his death) Open your eyes! I want this prank ended!
Angela: Don't you say that word!
Arthur: I said-- Open your eyes, Clay!

Arthur: I don't need anymore of your leftovers!

Young Clay: (after giving the ketchup to Arthur) Now, am I worth it?