Moral Orel Season 2 Episode 8

Orel: Why did they have to leave Dad?
Clay: Because they don't believe in God the right way. We simply can't mix with their kind, it's dangerous.

(after the Posabule's have left)
Bloberta: I feel sorry for them. Don't they want to go to Heaven?
Clay: People like them never do.

Clay: You don't even understand what the Lord's prayer means.
Art: How dare you! Forgive your debtors!
Clay: Forgive your trespassers!
Art: You owe me a bottle of wine!
Clay: Get off my property!

Art: I can't believe you would expose my children to this without my consent!
Clay: Your children? What about my kid?! He's only 9.
Orel: 12.

(whilst saying grace at dinner table)
Clay: In this cold, cynical, free-thinking, lonely world you've made, it's somewhat expected when new friendships are welcomed with open hearts.

(Bloberta opens up the cupboard, revealing the detergents)
Bloberta: And here they are. A to Z.
Poppit: Oh, they're lovely. And alphabetising is such a good idea. I don't know why, I've always put mine in chronological order.
Bloberta: Yes, this is new.
Poppit: Oh, but you've got Never Filth and Murder Dirt switched.
Bloberta: What?!
(Bloberta then starts to have a massive fit; screaming and knocking everything around)

(recording of Non-Threatening Negro Comedy Vol. 6)
Eddie Benign: My Uncle Willy, the guy was weird. Let me tell 'ya, he would do weird things. Weird.

Poppit: What a lovely home. May I see your detergents?
Bloberta: I'd thought you'd never ask.