(After Carl's hit the ITV Web hoster unconscious)
Kelly: None of this would have happened if I hadn't have slept with him.
Carl: It's not your fault.
Kelly: But he's such a wanker.
Carl: Well, he can't be all bad because he said you were beautiful and he was right about that. (pulls her in for a hug)
Kelly: Oh, I can't think of anything worse then waking up with him.
Carl: Well I can - I slept with Tom.
Carl: Oh, it's true. We got drunk at the party and ended up in bed together.
Jonathan: You two are going to fit right into prison.
Carl: (looks down at Kelly) Does that make you feel any better?
Kelly: (laughing) Yes, it does. That is definitely worse.
Mel: Oh my god they're coming!
Jonathan: Guys, (points at the obnoxious web hoster lying unconscious on the floor) if he is in anyway injured I think we should all agree for the record - Carl was the one who hit him.
Gillian: Jonathan! I thought we were a team!
Jonathan: I love you all, but I'm not sharing a cell with any of you...except maybe Sam.
Sam: Well, we're not going to go to prison are we?
Mel: It's not looking good is it?
Jonathan: Guys, quick thought - its not going to get any worse so why don't we go have a shit on Nancy's desk?