Cilla Black: What's your name, where do you come from?
Mr. Bean: I'm number three, and I've come...from the dressing room.
Cilla Black: Ah, bless his little cotton socks. No, but what's your name? Tell us your name.
Mr. Bean: Oh, uh, Bean.
Cilla Black: And your first name?
Mr. Bean: Mister.
Cilla Black: And what do you do for a living?
Mr. Bean: Well, I don't go around asking people personal questions.
Cilla Black: Well, I hope this is not too personal. Who is your ideal lady?
Mr. Bean: Well, Shirley Bassey, obviously. (He sings) Goldfinger!
(Mr. Bean and Tracy are out fishing on their romantic getaway)
Tracy: Oh, I don't think we'll really catch anything.
Mr Bean: (To the camera) Well, I'm quite a catch.
This episode was actually a skit on the 1993 British telethon Total Relief.
This episode is a 14-minute short.