Gary: This is our latest discovery, Max Packer. He's got something quite special.
Max: I've got a five inch taint.
Gary: It's insane, this guy's taint.
Photo Guy: Now open those legs for me. Wider! Wider! Woah, not that wide, kid.
Gary: Fuck, yeah, that's wide! That part of his body has more personality than his whole face.
Photo Guy: Gary, we can already see his bing-bong and his flabby-habby-babby.
Gary: I'm not talking about his cock and his ass, imbecile. I want that—the taint.