(Andy Serkis/Gollum Acceptance Speech)
Andy Serkis: I would like to say a big thank you to all the MTV fans, to all the Lord of the Rings fans, and to everybody who worked on Gollum. It's a complete marriage of skills...
Gollum: You're a lier, and a thief! It's mine! I won it! It was me! We only won because of me!
Smeagol: And me. MTV is my friend. My friend...
Gollum: You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!
Smeagol: Dobby likes me!
Gollum: Dobby? Dobby's a fucking fag!
Andy Serkis: That's enough, Gollum.
Gollum: Piss off, Serkis! You stupid fat woofish fucking turd!
Andy Serkis: I'm... I'm not fat.
Gollum: We're not gonna thank anyone, no no! Not you, not MTV, and not those pixel pushing pindicks at Weta Digital! And Peter Jackson, my precious, who do you think you are, you fucking hack! Shame on you! Shame on you! Go fuck yourself!
Smeagol: Not listening. Not listening.
Gollum: Frankly, nothing can compensate for the long hours and low pay and miserable experience we've had making this fucking movie. And if you think a shitty little tub of gold popcorn is gonna remotely make up for everything we've suffered, you're sadly fucking mistaken! You're all bastards! MTV sucks! We hate you all!
Person From Crowd: What can we expect at this orgy?
Justin: We're so out of here.
Larry the Architect: Neo was originally the chosen one to host the show, but he's been a little distracted lately...
Larry the Architect: See! I told you. He is completely pussy-whipped.
Andy Dick: Oh my God! There's Morpheus! He's having a huge orgy at his house after the party... At least that's what most of us have heard...
Morpheus: It is TRUE, what many of you have heard...
Larry the Architect: The door on my right leads you two to the MTV 2003 Movie Awards. The door on my left leads pussy boy here back to his bitch. Yeah, G... You can't handle it! And the little mini door is for Muffin to go out and piddle. Hey... Hey... You! No... no... no... You are bizarre.
Justin Timberlake: (to Sean William Scott) Dude... is that my face on your crotch?
The 12th MTV Movie Awards was held at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California.
The acceptance speech of Andy Serkis/Gollum won the 2004 Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation, Short Form and caused quite a controversy when it beat out episodes of Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Smallville.
The acceptance speech of Andy Serkis and Gollum for Best Virtual Performance is included in the extended version of the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers DVD.
The parody of The Matrix Reloaded included actual footage from the film and new material starring various artists. The unedited version is included in the DVD version of The Matrix Reloaded.
The Trans-Atlantic Breakthrough Performance award (Colin Farrell for Phone Booth) presented by Victoria and David Beckham was not broadcast in the United States.
• The Matrix Reloaded starring Justin Timberlake, Seann William Scott, Will Ferrell, Randall Duk Kim, and Wanda Sykes
• Charlie's Angels starring Vince Vaughn, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu