(Andy Serkis/Gollum Acceptance Speech)
Andy Serkis: I would like to say a big thank you to all the MTV fans, to all the Lord of the Rings fans, and to everybody who worked on Gollum. It's a complete marriage of skills...
Gollum: You're a lier, and a thief! It's mine! I won it! It was me! We only won because of me!
Smeagol: And me. MTV is my friend. My friend...
Gollum: You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!
Smeagol: Dobby likes me!
Gollum: Dobby? Dobby's a fucking fag!
Andy Serkis: That's enough, Gollum.
Gollum: Piss off, Serkis! You stupid fat woofish fucking turd!
Andy Serkis: I'm... I'm not fat.
Gollum: We're not gonna thank anyone, no no! Not you, not MTV, and not those pixel pushing pindicks at Weta Digital! And Peter Jackson, my precious, who do you think you are, you fucking hack! Shame on you! Shame on you! Go fuck yourself!
Smeagol: Not listening. Not listening.
Gollum: Frankly, nothing can compensate for the long hours and low pay and miserable experience we've had making this fucking movie. And if you think a shitty little tub of gold popcorn is gonna remotely make up for everything we've suffered, you're sadly fucking mistaken! You're all bastards! MTV sucks! We hate you all!