Muppets Tonight

Season 1 Episode 3

Billy Crystal

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Mar 22, 1996 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Clifford: Okay, Bobo, this is your first day on the job. Now tell me what you are and what you're suppose to do?
      Bobo: Sure. Um. (reciting) I am the security guard. My job is to keep unwanted, and/or suspicious characters from entering the premises.
      Cliford: Good. Now how do you know they can enter?
      Bobo: Oh, good one. Um...I sniff their musc-glands. And if the scent is familiar, I let them in.
      (Clifford stares in the direction of the camera completely dumbfounded, then stares at Bobo)
      Clifford: NO, MAN, YOU CHECK, THE LIST.