Muppets Tonight

Season 1 Episode 5

Cindy Crawford

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Apr 05, 1996 on ABC
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Episode Summary

Cindy Crawford
Cindy Crawford arrives for tonight's episode and virtually every guy is taken with her. None more so than Bobo, however, who is head-over-heels in love. Expressing those feelings, though, isn't exactly easy for the big bear. He leaves station security to Cupid, whose arrows make things hectic for Johnny and Sal. Sketches: "The Kermit the Frog Club", "I'm a Believer", "We Hardly Heard Ya", "Bay of Pigswatch", "The Eagle's Nest", "Ah Yes, I Remember it Well"moreless

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    Brian Henson

    Brian Henson

    Seymore / Sal Manilla / Dr. Phil Van Neuter / Nigel

    Frank Oz

    Frank Oz

    Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Sam the Eagle / Animal

    Dave Goelz

    Dave Goelz

    Gonzo / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Waldorf / Beauregard / Randy Pig

    Jerry Nelson

    Jerry Nelson

    Lew Zealand / Statler / Announcer

    Steve Whitmire

    Steve Whitmire

    Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat / Beaker / Andy Pig

    Kevin Clash

    Kevin Clash


    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (1)

      • When Kermit interrupts his Frogateer frog count, he says that Stu has said his name five times, but Stu said it only four times.

    • QUOTES (8)

      • Spamela: A "mine" is a terrible thing to waste.

      • Cindy: Thanks, Clifford. I had fun with all you guys tonight.
        (Stu pops in)
        Stu: Stu!
        Cindy: Uh, except him.
        Clifford: Who are you?
        Stu: Stu.
        Cindy: Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
        Stu: What?!
        (Cindy zaps him out of the show with her eye rays)
        BoBo: Yep, that's my Cindy. Let's bossanova, baby!
        Cindy: All right!
        (everyone dances)

      • Sal: Ooga-Chaka! Ooga-Ooga-Ooga-Chaka!
        Johnny: (singing as Sal continues with the Ooga-Chakas)
        I can't stop this feeling
        Deep inside...
        (he stops singing and sees Sal)
        Johnny: Sal? Sal!
        Sal: Yeah, Johnny?
        Johnny: What are you doin', Sal?
        Sal: I'm doin' the Ooga-Chakas.
        Johnny: I understand the Ooga-Chakaing, but ya don't do it while I'm singing. You'd throw me off!
        Sal: Sorry, Johnny.

      • Paulie: (To Ms. Calahand) Ya know, in the Middle East, a good burp is considered a compliment. And that particular compliment, oughta hit Cairo right about now.

      • Stu: Stu!
        Kermit: Uh, that's enough, Stu. That's the 5th time you've called out your name tonight.
        Stu: Oh, I'm sorry. I can't help it. I have a short-term memory. STU!

      • Rizzo: Remember, if you want Cindy to fall in love with you, listen to your headset, and repeat everything I say.
        Bobo: Repeat everything I say.
        Rizzo: No. No. No. Not yet.
        Bobo: No. No. No. Not yet.
        (Cindy enters the hall)
        Rizzo: Oh, jeezit! Here she comes!
        Bobo: Oh, jeezit! Here she comes!
        Rizzo: SHH!
        (he hides in the janitor's closet as Cindy walks up to Bobo)
        Bobo: Oh, uh, hi, hi. Hi, Cindy.
        Cindy: Hi.
        Bobo: Could I talk to you now?
        Rizzo: (quietly) Cindy, to me, you are like the nuts and berries of the forest.
        Bobo: Cindy, to me, a nut like you should be buried in the forest.
        Cindy: What exactly is that supposed to mean, Bobo?
        Rizzo: Oh, brother! Ya sure muffed that one, Fatzo!
        Bobo: Oh, brother! You sure muffed that one, Fatzo!
        Cindy: Did you just call me "Fatzo"?
        Bobo: Yeah. NO! Uh, I was yelling at my ear!
        Cindy: You talk to butterflies. You're yelling in your ear.
        Bobo: Yeah.
        (in the closet, Rizzo's relatives arrive)
        One of Rizzo's relatives: Oh, hi, Uncle Rizzo. We just came back from the fair.
        Rizzo: Hey, that's a nice set of balloons ya got there. Maybe you'll let me play with 'em later.
        (back to Bobo's chat with Cindy)
        Bobo: Maybe you'll let me play with 'em later.
        Cindy: WHAT?!
        (she punches Bobo through the janitor's closet)
        Bobo: I wasn't supposed to say that one, was I?

      • Randy & Andy: Hey, Cindy! Cindy! If you're a super-model, what are your superpowers??
        Cindy Crawford: Well... I can do this!! (zaps Andy & Randy with laser beams from her eyes)

      • Waldorf: You know, they're calling this show a runaway hit.
        Statler: Yeah. Whenever it comes on, you want to run away.

    • NOTES (1)

    • ALLUSIONS (1)

      • One of the Frogateers has L. Ron written on his shirt. That is probably an allusion to L. Ron Hubbard, the head of the scientology church.