Brian Henson |
Seymore / Sal Manilla / Dr. Phil Van Neuter / Nigel |
Frank Oz |
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Sam the Eagle / Animal |
Dave Goelz |
Gonzo / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Waldorf / Beauregard / Randy Pig |
Jerry Nelson |
Lew Zealand / Statler / Announcer |
Steve Whitmire |
Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat / Beaker / Andy Pig |
Kevin Clash |
Clifford |
Martin Short |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Clifford: Yo, Marty. You're needed on stage. You're on in five....
(Martin Short opens the door and reveals the amount of weight he has gained in a matter of seconds)
Clifford: (stares at the camera) Hundred pounds?!
Rizzo: Wow, now's he's Martin Short and fat.
Nigel: (notices Martin Short's extreme weight) Oh good grief. Rizzo, doesn't he look a tad bit heavy to you?
Rizzo: Heh, define tad.
Nigel: BY ABOUT TWO TONS.
Rizzo: Yes. I believe he is a tad bit heavier.
Nigel: (to a camera man) Number 2, you're not getting a proper shot, pull back. PULL BACK, PULL BACK....
Rizzo: Hello, hello? Pull back....
(The camera man runs straight into the broadcast booth and slams into a wall off-screen)
Nigel: Okay, that's far enough. (laughs)
Rizzo: I'll get a mop.
Clifford: Boy. Ed Grimley sure is, uh, now how do I say this? He's unusual, he's different, he's uh....
Rizzo: Nutty as a fruit cake.
Clifford: Yeah, that's it.
Rizzo: Now he's Martin 'Extremely' Short!
Martin Short: Can I have a glass of water, please? An eeny biddy one?
Statler: That was quite a program. I would have changed only one thing.
Waldorf: What's that?
Statler: The channel!
Clifford intro: The show that puts the 'fab' in fabulous, the 'marvel' in marvelous, and the 'awe' in awful.
Rizzo: No, no, no Clifford, that's awesome!
Clifford: Thanks Rizzo, you ain't so bad yourself.
Clifford intro: The show that puts the 'fab' in fabulous, the 'marvel' in marvelous, and the 'awe' in awful.
Rizzo: No, no, no Clifford, that's awesome!
Clifford: Thanks Rizzo, you ain't so bad yourself.
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