Rizzo: Last week, I made a point of labeling all of my food, but someone still keeps eating it anyway. It says "Rizzo's Rat Chow" right on the boxes and... (sees Bobo holding a box or Rat Chow and eating) Hey, wait a second. That's one them right there.
Bobo: No, no, no. That's, that's where you're wrong. If, if, if you'll look closely, it say's "Bizzo's Rat Chow."
Rizzo: Yeah, but your name is not Bizzo. It's Bobo.
Bobo: Mmm, not when I'm eating Rat Chow.
Clifford: Due to a slight guest star situation, Muppets Tonight has been pre-empted.
Statler & Waldorf: Yay!
Clifford: I'm not finished!
Statler & Waldorf: Awww.
(Clifford, Zippy and Rizzo were carrying Arsenio Hall's dead body through the studio)
Rizzo: Clifford, this guy weighs a ton.
Clifford: Well what do you do with a dead body?
Rizzo: I'm a rat. Ya don't wanna know.