Clifford: (about the fluke "Smashing Pumpkins" act Gonzo arranged) Gonzo, you and these cheap musical acts are really working my last nerve.
Gonzo: Alright, alright, forget the music. How about another act like Pen and Teller?
Clifford: Don't tell me, let me guess. You got a ballpoint pen and a guy that works in a bank.
Gonzo: Well, that would have been great, but all I got is a guy named Pen and a guy named Teller.
(Clifford looks at the TV monitor and sees Pen and Teller on stage)
Clifford: Whoa! - Pen and Teller really are here. I didn't even see them standing there.
Gonzo: You didn't see the piano drop either. You really got to start reading the scripts here. (hands Clifford a script)
Clifford: (reading the script) "Gonzo hands Clifford the script and Clifford begins to read while Pen and Teller do their act."