Secretary #13: A woman who had a crush on Jim.
Frank: Tell me more about Meg. What does she do?
Murphy: She's a lobbist.
Frank: Great. She has passion. Favorite movie?
Murphy: Mumur of The Heart.
Frank: Mine too. Okay, now I'm gonna ask the biggie.
Murphy: Her parents are dead.
Frank: I'm in love.
Murphy: Okay, my turn. This Richie character where's he from?
Frank: I don't know.
Murphy: What's he do?
Frank: I'm not sure.
Murphy: How long have you known him?
Frank: A week.
Murphy: I'm not going, Frank.
Frank: Come on.
Murphy: I can't take any more of this. Everybody, I have an announcement to make. There are too many people on my date. Miles, this isn't 'The Love Boat.' Snap out of it.
Miles: Oh, don't worry about me. Maybe I'll just interrupt a game of darts with my face.
Murphy: Meg, Frank, work it out between yourselves. Get married and have forty kids, kill each other in the parking lot, I'm out of it.
The opening features the song "Why do Fools Fall in Love?" by Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers with photos of famous lovers and TV couples.