My Big Fat Greek Life

Harriet: How are we supposed to know what's going on? Rodney: It's all Greek to me.

Toula: When I was growing up, I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate, and I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns.

Nick: I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.

Maria: What's wrong with Toula going to school downtown? Gus: There are drugs downtown. Maria: (angry) Are you saying Toula will get involved in drugs?! Gus: No. Somebody will say to her "Take this bag to the bus depot", and she'll do it!

Maria: Nikko! Don't play with food! When I was your age, I didn't have food!

Aunt Voula: What do you mean he don't eat no meat!!? ... That's ok. I make lamb.

Maria: Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom. Toula: Ew! Please let that be the end of your speech.

Aunt Voula: Oh. Woe to me. Business is bad.

Gus: Last night, my toe was as big as my face!