My Gym Partner's a Monkey Season 1 Episode 5

Principal Pixiefrog: Hit it, Mrs. Warthog. (Mrs. Warthog inserts a tape) Principal Pixiefrog raps: Word up, young folk, Mr. P. Frog in the hall. I've got a hippity-hoppity shout-out to you all. School is certainly loads of fun, but the man with the cash is always got us on the run. (Mr. Mandrill grunts and the car jumps)
Principal Pixiefrog: You want books and such for learning, while here's the catch: want to play, you got to pay translation, come up with a scratch. So word to your brother and sound the bell, every kid at Chucky D. has got to sell, sell, sell. (Mr. Mandrill grunts)
Mrs. Warthog: Sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell. Sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell. Principal Pixiefrog: You got to.. Mrs. Warthog: Sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell. Sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell. Principal Pixiefrog: I said you got to... Mrs. Warthog: Sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell. Sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell. Principal Pixiefrog: If you do it for the school, things will be really swell. Respect. (Principal Pixiefrog snaps, cricket claps)

Kevin: Now who wants to see me wrestle a crocodile? (Alligator gasps, swoons and faints)

Slips:Oh, Man! that dude makes boots out of guys like Me!
Lupe: It's happened! We've all died and gone to the bad place!
(Coach Gills screams and jumps off-screen.)