Jake: (grabs something from Adam's hair and eats it) Ooh! Crunchy.
Adam: Whoever said monkeys and humans share similar genes was an idiot.
Jake: I'll say. Monkeys don't even wear jeans or any other pants for that matter. (wiggles his butt) They hide our best feature.
Adam: Jake, could you be any more uncivilized? (while Jake spills juice on him with a straw) Thank goodness I'm not a monkey.