Adam: So you're not going to try out for the space program, all because of the stupid pants? Jake angrily: Stupid?! Oh, that's just what they want you to think! (Fantasizes) It's always the same with pants. You're walking along, minding your own business, when you see a pair. And they lure you in with their weaved tussels, their flare-on designs, and their fancy zippers. So you try them on, then the horrible truth comes out! Wedgies! Unspeakable fashion trends! And when you get older, the climbing wastelines! (Fantasy ends) Ohhhh, no! Adam: But Jake, it could be fun! I'd even help to train you! Jake points with his tail: Talk to the butt, Adam!