My Name is Earl

Most of the items on the alternate list are mirrored from the items of the canonical list: Number 23: "Cop hit me for peeing in the back of his car" against real number 23: "Peed in the back of a cop car". Number 102: "Got dirty looks from people when I lit up cigarettes in public places" against real number 102: "Harmed and possibly killed innocent people with second hand smoke". Number 64: "Kenny James made me feel stupid in high school" against real number 64: "Picked on Kenny James". Number 136: "Everyone else has a nicer car than me" (Earl then proceeds on keying cars on the parking lot) against real number 136: "I've been a litterbug" (Earl then proceeds on cleaning the parking lot).