My Name Is Earl

Season 2 Episode 16


Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 08, 2007 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Joy: This pamphlet says that pregnant women have a 50% higher acquittal rate with sympathetic jurors. Double snap! Darnell, get your jammy bottoms off right now.
      Darnell: Why?
      Joy: 'Cause, you're gonna get me impregnated so I won't be incarcerated. Damn, I know a lot of big words.
      Darnell: Joy, that's a terrible reason to have a baby.
      Joy: A terrible reason? Darnell, the reason I had my first child was a broken condom. Reason I had my second one: because we were standing up, you had a cramp in your leg which prohibited you from making a timely exit. Staying out of jail is the best reason I ever had. (puts her hand under the covers) Now, gimme that thingy and let's do this.
      Darnell: No, stop pulling on me.