Randy: I couldn't wait to tell Earl how I met a man who sounded like Count Chocula and looked like Franken Berry.
Count Chocula and Franken Berry were the first two cartoon mascots of General Mill's line of monster-themed breakfast cereals that would also include the less successful Boo Berry, Fruit Brute, and Yummy Mummy. Both Count Chocula and Franken Berry were created in 1971, and both cereals are still sold today.
Count Chocula is a vampire with a thick Eastern European accent who craved chocolate instead of blood. Franken Berry is a variation of Frankenstein's monster.