(Carl has just seen on TV that he is supposed to be in a live, televised debate for mayor.)
Rhonda: (on TV) Filling in for Carl Hickey will be his son, Earl Hickey.
Carl: (to TV) No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Earl: (on TV) My father is feeling a little under the weather.
Carl: Now don't embarrass me. Don't embarrass me!
Rhonda: Nothing serious, I hope.
Earl: Uh, diarrhea.