Earl: Hey, Officer.
Cop: Drop the weapon.
Earl: It's just a shovel.
Cop: (pulles out his gun) What have you done? You bury a body in there?
Earl: A body? It's a five inch hole.
Cop: Is it a baby body? Oh carp, crap! A baby killer.
Earl: No, no, no, no, just take a breath. Everythings cool, I just filled in a pothole. Trying to pay the government some money I owe them.
Cop: Oh thank God! Whew! I thought I was gonna have to dig up a baby.