Earl: (narrating) Realizing that she might actually go to prison, Joy started to prepare. First, she had a garage sale so the family would have money.
Joy: Hey Darnell, guess what?
Darnell: (falling to the ground as he exits their trailer) What?
Joy: I sold the porch!
Earl: (narrating) Then she prepared for getting along with the inmates.
Joy: Listen, I'm gonna need you to teach me how to speak "mexican", so I can talk to the latina gangs when I'm in prison. Because I already know how to speak "black", and I'm not afraid of any asians.
Catalina: Joy, just walk up to the biggest lady you can find and say "Buenos dias, estoy aqui para ser tu perra".
Joy: I heard "bitch" in there! I mean, I'm not stupid. I've been called bitch in every single language there is. Nice try, "be-yotch". That's "black".