Earl: It was my first time on the sales floor, and I had no idea that through those plastic curtains there was a paradise more beautiful than I could ever imagine. They had air conditioning that felt like Frosty the Snowman was blowing kisses up my coveralls. Even the way it smelled was better. Where we had B.O., they had Cinnamon Buns. And, just like the first time I drank chocolate milk and realized I wanted to live my life with a mustache, I knew I wanted to work in the front.