Carl: What are you doing here?
Earl: We moved back in, Mom said it was cool.
Carl: No, no it's not cool. Kay?
Earl: Her and Randy went to pick up a bucket of chicken. She said she was going to get all white meat to make me feel better about my situation.
Carl: You can't just move back in, we don't have the room. Where are your kids gonna sleep?
Earl: I don't have any kids.
Carl: But where's you wife?
Earl: Still at the hospital. Probably starting to figure out I left her cheating ass. That or she's banging an Asian doctor trying to get one of everything.