Jason Lee |
Earl J. Hickey |
Nadine Velazquez |
Catalina |
Ethan Suplee |
Randy Hickey |
Jaime Pressly |
Joy Turner |
Eddie Steeples |
Darnell Turner |
Jeff Zucker |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Ravi Kapoor |
Doctor |
Guest Star |
Jane Lynch |
Sissy |
Guest Star |
Alyssa Milano |
Billie Cunningham |
Recurring Role |
Noah Crawford |
Young Earl |
Recurring Role |
Beau Bridges |
Carl Hickey |
Recurring Role |
Randy: Is Earl okay?
Doctor: He suffered serious head trauma and massive internal injuries.
Randy: Well at least they're internal.
Catalina: Oh snap!
Joy: Oh hell no! You are not gonna try to steal that.
Randy: Just calm down Randy. Your no good to anyone if you can't think straight... relax. Listen to a little music.
Man on Radio: If you can hear us, bring back the ambulance. If the patient dies you'll be held responsible.
Randy: How'd that DJ know I stole an ambulance?
Jeff Zucker: (Introduction) ...so we put together a little recap to get everyone back up to speed. It's right here on NBC.com, where you can watch all of your favorite shows...preferably within 17 days. (Turns computer screen) Let's take a look. Oops...this is just a little commercial from Esurance. I dated a girl with pink hair once...craaa-zee.
Randy: (To Darnell, Joy and Catalina) Get in! Get in! Earl got hit by a car, Mom and Dad aren't home and I don't know where the hospital is!
Darnell: His heartbeat is really erratic.
Catalina: Will this help? We used to bring one of these machines to Club Chubby on Senior Day. It's called a "defibrillator".
Joy: Hey, save the Spanish for your little friends at the car wash.
Joy: We're gonna require a second opinion from a real doctor. You know, a Jewish one.
Doctor: I'm Indian. We're the new Jews.
Darnell: I thought that was Koreans.
Doctor: They wish!
Catalina: Guess what I picked up in the parking lot at Club Chubby.
Joy: Gonorrhea?
Randy: Can't you tell me anything good about Earl?
Doctor: He has a fantastic mustache!
Joy: Ok, she is crazy, lucky for us, I know how to talk to crazy.
Randy: This isn't an eyelash, this is one of Earl's mustache hairs!
Catalina: What do you think the odds are he just got better and walked home?
Joy: About the same as he spontaneously combusted.
Darnell: Not true, the government doesn't want you to know that people spontaneously combust all the time. That's why you see so many sneakers in power lines.
Joy: Oh my god, that crazy bitch tried to constipate the marriage.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Earle, neumírej (Earle, Do Not Die)
Original International Air Dates:
Denmark: June 20, 2008 on TV3+
Belgium: June 8, 2009 on 2BE
Czech Republic: June 23, 2010 on Prima COOL
Episode Title: I Won't Die with a Little Help from My Friends
From a song title "With a Little Help from My Friends" written and sung by The Beatles and also sung by Joe Cocker.
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