Earl: Finding the guy on my list dead kinda bummed me out. We weren't exactly close, but when someone you kidnap passes away any normal person is gonna be upset.
Joy: Wahoooo, my witness is dead. Darnell, get me a pitcher of champagne.
Darnell: You know we don't have champagne.
Joy: Then get me a shabbily and 7-Up. I want something sparkly.
Earl: Why are you celebrating? The guy was a human being.
Joy: A human being that could'a put me away for life. My trial just got a lot easier. My deaf lawyer said it was a lucky break. Well, actually she said, 'wha ke back'. (laughs) You gotta meet her. She's funnier than that little insurance lizard that talks. Oh my God! I would marry that thing.