Earl: (to the guy on the lazy boy watching football) Mr. Hamerick?
Mr. Hamerick: He's a heavy sleeper let me try and wake him up. (blows air horn) I'm just pulling your leg, he's dead. I'm Mr.Hamerick.
Earl: What's a dead guy doing watching a football game?
Mr. Hamerick: Well, that's what we do here at Hamerick's. We don't do any of those stiff-in-the-box-viewings like those Nathanville hacks. Noo... here we specialize in what I call "The Living Tableau." We show them doing what they love in life. Last week I had a gang banger tagging a dumpster. It looked so real, the rival gang came in and shot him again.