My Name Is Earl

Season 1 Episode 1


Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Sep 20, 2005 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (After Kenny turns down sex with her)
      Earl: (rubbing his hands together) How did it go?
      Patty: He gave me $10 to help the monkeys.
      Randy: How's the sex? Got anything in the tank left over for me?
      Patty: We didn't do it.
      Earl: What? Patty we had a deal.
      Patty: I did what you said, I told him I thought he was cute and I tried to kiss him but he wasn't interested.
      Earl: Damn! Patty, I'm on a schedule here, come on Randy.
      Patty: I tried Earl, I did. Towards the end I even pulled out my good boob!