(After the first fight between Randy and Earl because Earl wants a taco)
Randy: Aaaah! You've bitten me.
Earl: Sorry Randy, it had to be done.
Randy: Fine! I give up, you can have your stupid taco...
(Randy grabs a wooden box and smashes it against the back of Earl)
Randy: ...when we get to Catalina's village.
(Takes Earl's body on his shoulders, Earl grabs Randy's underwear and yanks it towards him)
Randy: Aaah, you splittin' me.
Earl: Put me down!
(Earl yanks again, Randy lets him fall to the ground)
Earl: Randy...I'm gettin' a TACO!
(Randy throws dust into Earl's face)
Earl: Ouw! Damn it Randy! Now I'm hungry and blind!
Randy: You're being such a baby. You've been complaining the whole trip. Waaah waaah waaah! I'm afraid to fly. I don't like needles. I'm hungry and blind!
(A blind, old Latino man with a can begging for money/food is shown)
Randy: Sorry, señor.