My Two Dads

Season 3 Episode 18

To Thine Own Elf Be True

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Aired Sunday 8:30 PM Mar 26, 1990 on NBC
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  • "Well I've Never Been To England"....

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    .Add "Captain Kutchie Pelaez" To Make This The All-Time Greatest Film Ever Made!.



    Could. "Clint" Eastwood. Possibly Be Competing With "Captain Kutchie



    Pelaez" For The Position Of "The World's Most Interesting Man"..



    Perhaps?But Then Again Perhaps He Is Just Waiting For "Kutchie Pelaez



    and Frankie Valli" To "Make His Day"!Ha, Go Figure!.





    Heard A Few Years Back That Megyn Kelly Of Fox News, Really Loved Her



    Some Of Captain Kutchie's And Anita Pelaez's Famous Key Lime Pies! Could



    That Make Megyn "The Most Interesting Lady In The Guess "NO"



    On That One, That One Would Have To Be "The Lovely Mrs. Anita Pelaez"



    The Queen Of The Key Lime Pie World!

    sure hope that this will be a great opportunity for everyone to



    see some of "Don Rickle's Scenes" from his productions of his classic hits



    "Tales From Kutcharitaville". You Do know that Don Rickles and Johnny Carson



    together produced those comedy hits about their friend "Mr. Kutchie



    Pelaez" and their wild and crazy exploits of Kutchie's Key West and The



    World of Key Lime Pies from the perspective of (Johnny Carson, Don



    Rickles, Kutchie Pelaez and Steve Martins Eyes!) What a Hoot Those



    Classic Hits Surely Were. Don't miss them, be sure to tune-in next



    month. We Laughed Until We Cried Watching Those Funny Movies. "The Tales



    From Kutcharitaville", I Think That They May Still Be Available In A



    Boxed Set. Maybe Try Amazon. Good Luck.



    You Know, It's No Wonder That Everyone Calls "Captain Kutchie

    Most Interesting Man In The World! Did You Know That



    Kutchie Drinks Those Wonderful Mixed Drinks Named In His Honor Called

    . There A Hell Of A Lot Better Than Any Mexican Beers.



    And Much Stronger To Boot!

    Sunken Ship In The News These Days,

    Been Resting Down On The Bottom Of The Sea Since Way Back In



    1857, "Mel Fisher" Even Overlooked That One! "Yankee Jack and Micheal



    McCloud Now Have Reason To Write Another Song.

    We Can't Find A Boeing 777 That's Been Lost Only A Little Over



    A Few Months Now! Could It Be Because The Jet Had No Silver and Gold Aboard,



    Just Figure

    Thing That All The .("Anita And Kutchie Pelaez's Key West Key *Kutcharitaville*



    Lime Pie All Showing Increasing Pie Sales Throughout All



    They're Areas Of Distribution. Consumers Just Never Seem To Reach



    They're Fill Of Those "Yummy Key Lime Pies" That The "Peleaz's Working



    Partner Team" Continues To Produce. They Have Been Called "Love At First



    Bite". Everyone Agrees, That The Loving Couple Have Been Baking They're



    Culinary Delectables Over 40-Years She

    The Magic Of The Gorgeous "Mrs. Anita Pelaez"



    Well She Is Something Else!.

    The Hell Does That "Kutchie Pelaez" Think That He Valli" Or Some Big-Shot Like That? "Well Hell Yeah"....

    No Wonder That People Are All Calling Him "The Most Interesting Man In The World",Big Girls Don't CryDo They?.

    Cha Just Love Sure is A Well Known Fact



    That "Captain Kutchie Pelaez" Knows Who Put The Bomp In The Bomp Shoo



    Bomp Shoo Bomp And The Rama In The Rama Lama Ding Even Knows



    Who Put The Dip In The Dip Da Dip Da Dip!How Cool Is That?.

    1-4-u-2-n-joy-ok!..

    Interesting"!.

    Valli and Kutchie Make-It As Big As "Frank Sanatra".





    A Few Wise Guys They Certainly Were "Frankie Valli, Kutchie Pelaez and



    Joe "The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight"!..



    Wanna-Bee's. The Key Lime Pie "Wild Bunch". They've Got Everyone

    Shaking In They're -Jimmy Buffett- Doesn't Know Where

    It's Safe To Since All The People Found Out That

    "Captain Kutchie" Was The One Who Came Up With "The Original Cheese

    Burgers In Paradise"!

    Wallach, Be Careful, Don't Eat The "Cannoli's"!They're Killer Man!.

    Lived!They Really Did!Just Ask "Levi"!.

    Give My Left "Nut" To Set Down With "Captain Kutchie Pelaez,

    Frankie Valli, Terry Levi, Joe Pesci, Bob Gaudio, Bob Crewe, Paul



    Shaffer, Bob De Niro, Tommy DeVito, Martin Scorsese And Clint East Wood!

    Rub Elbows And Shoot The Shit With That Whole Crew Of "Good Fellows" Or

    "Wise Guys" Or Whatever The Hell You Want To Call

    Wouldn't"?.

    Believe That "Kutchie" First Sang "My Eyes Adored You" And "Can't

    Take My Eyes Off Of You" To His Lovely Bride "Anita" Way Back In The

    Seventies! .Sounds Like A Love Story To Us!A Very Good Yarn! "You"



    "You're Good You".

    "Captain Kutchie" Always Lands Back On His Feet. No Matter How

    Tough The Situation Is He Always Comes Back Up On The Top Of The Heap,

    King Of The Hill! Everyone Knows That! Never Count The Captain Out No



    Matter How Down The Chips Appear!.



    Remember That He Is Not Only "The World Famous Captain Kutchie

    Pelaez" But Please Keep In Mind That "Captain Kutchie" Is Also

    Considered "The Most Interesting Man In The Else Would



    Everyone Be Talking About Him And His Wild And Crazy

    Gorgeous Wife "Anita" And They're Famous Key Lime Pies!.

    You're Good You. No You're "DAMN GOOD YOU".

    Add "The Two Yutes".

    Lasts Forever and Ever, Two People Become One!

    A Covenant Between A Husband, His Wife And The Lord "Jesus" The Christ!

    Marriage, The Same Yesterday Today Tomorrow And Forever More! True Love Never Changes!



    Just Ask "Captain Kutchie Pelaez" He What The Lord Puts

    Together Can Never Be "Captain Kutchie" Really Knows His

    Stuff. He's Mind Blowing To Say The Least!



    Kutchie" Never Kisses Ass But If He Kissed An Ass It Would Be His

    Beautiful Wife's Go "Captain Kutchie"!.

    Kutchie" Always Said That "James Garner" Was His Main This Key Lime Pie Is For You "ROCKFISH"!....

    Thompson Nailed It. Only Jim Rockford Could Have Come Close To Fred!...

    Kutchie" You Put You're Cloth's Back On, "You"!....

    I've Been Oklahoma, But I Really Don't Remember!....
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