My Wife and Kids

Season 4 Episode 22

Calvin Comes To Stay

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Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Mar 10, 2004 on ABC
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Calvin, Vanessa's gregarious father, has an argument with his wife, Jasmine, gets kicked out of the house and moves in with the Kyles, against their wishes. When he starts eating everything in sight and keeps everyone awake with his loud snoring, a frustrated Michael comes up with a clever plan to get Calvin back home.moreless

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    Paul Hungerford

    Paul Hungerford

    Man

    Guest Star

    Mighty Rasta

    Mighty Rasta

    Calvin Scott

    Recurring Role

    Ella Joyce

    Ella Joyce

    Jasmine Scott

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      • (the family is sitting around eating dinner, talking about their weekend plans - watching football, yardwork, time with boyfriends, etc.)
        Junior: Well, I'm gonna try to blow up Katie's basketball with my lips.
        Michael: Why?
        Junior: (indignant) WHY!!?? D-d-d-d Why did we put man on the sun? Why do women have babies instead of men? Why do flies fly, but elephants don't elephant? Answer me that, Mr. Ask-Why-Man.
        Michael: You know, I stand corrected; you go ahead and blow up Katie's basketball, and we are going to support you.
        (Family begins to chant 'blow! blow! blow!' as he attempts; Junior passes out and falls off chair)

      • (Michael has made a giant plate of waffles for the family. Calvin comes in)
        Calvin: Good Morning. OOOOH, are these waffles??
        Michael: Yeah. Would you like some?
        Calvin: (takes ENTIRE stack from Michael's hands)) Thank you, Mike
        Michael: I thought you only ate meat
        Calvin: Well, waffles ARE meat!
        Michael: (confused) d-...uh...really? What, do they come from the bird family?
        Calvin: No...they come from the horse family. The waffalo.

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