My Wife and Kids

Season 4 Episode 22

Calvin Comes To Stay

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Mar 10, 2004 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • (the family is sitting around eating dinner, talking about their weekend plans - watching football, yardwork, time with boyfriends, etc.)
      Junior: Well, I'm gonna try to blow up Katie's basketball with my lips.
      Michael: Why?
      Junior: (indignant) WHY!!?? D-d-d-d Why did we put man on the sun? Why do women have babies instead of men? Why do flies fly, but elephants don't elephant? Answer me that, Mr. Ask-Why-Man.
      Michael: You know, I stand corrected; you go ahead and blow up Katie's basketball, and we are going to support you.
      (Family begins to chant 'blow! blow! blow!' as he attempts; Junior passes out and falls off chair)

    • (Michael has made a giant plate of waffles for the family. Calvin comes in)
      Calvin: Good Morning. OOOOH, are these waffles??
      Michael: Yeah. Would you like some?
      Calvin: (takes ENTIRE stack from Michael's hands)) Thank you, Mike
      Michael: I thought you only ate meat
      Calvin: Well, waffles ARE meat!
      Michael: (confused) d-...uh...really? What, do they come from the bird family?
      Calvin: No...they come from the horse family. The waffalo.

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