My Wife and Kids

Season 4 Episode 22

Calvin Comes To Stay

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Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Mar 10, 2004 on ABC

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    • (the family is sitting around eating dinner, talking about their weekend plans - watching football, yardwork, time with boyfriends, etc.)
      Junior: Well, I'm gonna try to blow up Katie's basketball with my lips.
      Michael: Why?
      Junior: (indignant) WHY!!?? D-d-d-d Why did we put man on the sun? Why do women have babies instead of men? Why do flies fly, but elephants don't elephant? Answer me that, Mr. Ask-Why-Man.
      Michael: You know, I stand corrected; you go ahead and blow up Katie's basketball, and we are going to support you.
      (Family begins to chant 'blow! blow! blow!' as he attempts; Junior passes out and falls off chair)

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