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Favorite MWAK quotes?

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    tykweta

    [1]Dec 8, 2005
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    My most favorite quote is from Michael's "Ah na". I also like "however" and "anywho".
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    lsdotcom

    [2]Dec 10, 2005
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    (from Jay goes to School episode)

    Michael 2 Jay-

    "I don't know what 2 do about this employee at work. I really need some advice."

    Jay 2 Michael-

    "Sometimes, u gotta hold 'em by the shoulders, look 'em lovingly in the eye, shake 'em and say, "Hey! Your acting like a nut!"

    (Michael, holding Jays shoulders and looking her in the eye. Then shakes her.)

    "Hey! "Your acting like a nut!"
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    homeydaclown

    [3]Dec 10, 2005
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    Jay goes to school
    Jay: "All the kids at school call me UICY"
    *the letter J popped off of her butt*

    Michael goes to the gym
    Terry Crews:*does a really hard excersize for a really long time* "One"
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    lsdotcom

    [4]Dec 11, 2005
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    (Let them eat Pie episode)

    Michael 2 kids and Jay-

    "See, i used reverse PIE-chology. I'm the PIE-d Piper!"

    "I wanna know who and why someone would go ahead and eat my half time pie, and then lie about eating the pie! Why?!"
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    CoffeyGirl

    [5]Dec 12, 2005
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    Katie and Franklin always saying "Isn't she great" or "Isn't he great".
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    lsdotcom

    [6]Dec 13, 2005
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    I like when Michaels trying 2 get on Jays good side by complimenting her (like saying she looks nice) and she goes all shy and says "Really?"
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    T_i_S_h_A

    [7]Jan 11, 2006
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    my fav is the start of the fourth season
    Jr: i aint dumb
    michael: "i aint dumb..." thats the title of this book (jr's dumb books)
    jr: dad, there's no B in dumb. that's DUMBEE
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
    i LUV THAT QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    homeydaclown

    [8]Jan 21, 2006
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    I like when it Michael's and Jay's anniversary and Mike wrote Jay's words for her and it said that " Boy, Am I lucky....and the sex is fabolous with man too."
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    homeydaclown

    [9]Feb 7, 2006
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    The episode when Jr's friends pimped out the baby crib. It had big spinners on there. The friend spin the rim.

    friends-"look they spin
    oh my goodness it's still spinning
    Oh, I'm getting nauseous"

    That was sooo funny.!!!
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    KingOfQueenz84

    [10]Mar 7, 2006
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    homeydaclown wrote:


    Michael goes to the gym
    Terry Crews:*does a really hard excersize for a really long time* "One"


    That same episode when Michael would keep asking Crews is my chest gonna look like yours??

    Crews would do that thing with his chest and say " IN-DEED"!

    That was a funny part
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    kp15

    [11]Jun 25, 2006
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    when something stupid or foolish happens jay says "what kind of foolishness"
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    ian_ralph12345

    [12]Jul 8, 2006
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    That's a good one.
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    SKStylez

    [13]Sep 25, 2006
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    *Something while Jr. asks for money for his car*
    Michael: Hm.... let me get back to you on that.
    Jr.: Ok.
    *Michael walks out of the garage*
    Michael: Telegram for Junior Kyle! Telegram for Junior Kyle (running back in the garage)
    *Gives Junior an envelope and walks out. Junior opens the envelope*
    Junior: (reading) Ahhhh, Na?

    Lol the Uh NA? is priceless.
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    Will_of_the_D

    [14]Nov 10, 2006
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    I loved the No Rules episodes

    "And then there was 1, the dumb one"

    And the Wall or Shame was great too. The restaurunt episodes were fantastic. Like the Asian Lady tells Michael that he has to wait in the bar. Than he says that he isnt going to buy anything. Than she say "Two drink minimum, we charge you anyway"

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    T_i_S_h_A

    [15]Nov 21, 2006
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    HAHA!!
    The one where Jr decides he wants to go to college and Michael keeps falling off his chair!! LOL!
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    aljones17

    [16]Nov 23, 2006
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    The Returns of Bobby Show!
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    T_i_S_h_A

    [17]Dec 13, 2006
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    I was just watching an ep...the anniversary one from season 2...
    Michael: Anyway, I'm going to the driving range to hit some balls.
    Wanda: Need any help? [laughs]
    Michael: I said, hit 'em not bust 'em.
    HA HA!
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    detroit245

    [18]Dec 21, 2006
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    the best quote from this show is when michael says ahhhhhhh no i think thats so damn funny and i wish they still had new episodes but i love watching the reruns
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    homeydaclown

    [19]Dec 23, 2006
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    I like when Jay and Michael had to sing at Michael's employee's grandmaother's funeral.

    Jay:"Mustang Sally"
    Michael: "Slow it down Slow it down"

    That was soo funny!!!
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    mcgeorge36

    [20]Jan 25, 2007
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    Michael: "Well actuall I said,
    so long, see you sucker, bon voyage, ariverderchi, later loser,
    good-bye, good riddens, peace out, don' let the door knob hit ya where
    the good lord split ya, dont come back 'round here no more jack, hasta
    la vista baby, kick rocks and get the hell out."

    From the
    episode where Junior wants to move out. Michael and J go back and forth
    with this for a few minutes. Later on, Tony gets involved, and since he
    cant say hell, he chimes in with h-e-double hockey sticks. One of the
    funniest lines I have ever heard in television. I wonder how many times
    they had to re shoot those scenes to get it right.
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