My Wife and Kids

Season 4 Episode 19

Outbreak Monkey

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Feb 25, 2004 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Basketball Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? LeBron James is unable to play tonight due to a sudden attack of the flu... Given to him by... (Titantron shows Michael Kyle sitting at a front row) This man.
      Michael: WHO WOULD GIVE THE MAN THE FLU?! WHY IS HE SICK?! SOMEBODY MADE THE MAN SICK! (Titantron cuts to earlier today when Michael screams for excitement to LeBron James) Hey, LeBron! Michael Kyle! (Sneezes with his hand and handshakes LeBron as the Psycho music plays; Cuts back to Michael sitting at the front row, shocked; Crowd boos at Michael) I didn't mean to get him sick; I was just trying to be friendly.
      Youngest LeBron James Fan: (to Michael's face) JERK!!!
      Michael: That's not me! THAT'S NOT ME! (makes a silly face while the crowd still boos at him) Look, that's not me!

    • Franklin: You don't wanna play the dozens with me, Mr. Kyle. You so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

    • Michael: Claire, I need you to hold your breath, suck up all that bad air around you, and back up out of the kitchen.

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