Mystery Science Theater 3000

(in Titanic, Brock shows Old Rose the items he recovered from her stateroom) Mike: (as Rose picks up a hair comb) Oh, heavens, it's my Superfly fro pick! Crow: Where the hell's the matching brush, you stkining thieves? Tom: It's a bug hunt, man!

(over the Amistad clip) Mike: There were some moving performances in this film, not the least among them Anthony Hopkins as the Lucky Charms leprechaun, and Morgan Freeman as Abraham Lincoln. Crow: Now, don't forget the splendid perfomance of Dijonnaise Monsoon, recreating his role as the guy on the giant ball in the Janet Jackson video. Tom: And a special mention goes to screen cipher Matthew McConaughey for his stirring portrayal of Mrs. Beasley, the doll from Family Affair.

(from Mrs. Brown) Crow: This takes place after the death of Victoria's husband, Prince Albert, of 'in the can' fame. John Brown: I leave for... Queen Victoria: The Queen forbids it! Mike: Oh, like you rule the whole country...oh, you do. Tom: (describing Victoria's outfit) It's hard to be sexy when you're dressed like Bat Masterson.