As Secretary Drake picks up the astrophone, Joel says, 'Give me that pickle, Winky,' but 'pickle' comes out as 'pinkle.'
Cleolanta: We act only for self-preservation. Crow: We're Republicans!
(over a shot of the main building on Ophesious) Crow: Super City! You build it! Joel: By Marx. Tom: By Hasbro.
(as the baby cries) Bavaro: What is the matter with our son? Tom: He's not your son, Fred!
Phil: Life without you has no meaning, Cynthia, it has no point at all. Joel: Yeah, your patients are gonna be happy about that.
Cleolanta: Bavaro... Joel: Bite me!
Bavaro: It isn't the land... Tom: It's the cheese.
(as the moons are about to crash) Prof. Newton: This is the most exciting moment of my life! Crow: That I believe!
Joel: You know, their luggage will probably end up on Jupiter. Thank you!
Trinka: You will each receive a slip of paper. Joel: A voucher for your planet.
Crow (as the men fight): Wouldn't it be more productive if they did this to Winky?
Crow (as Cleolanta is pulled off the ladder): Hey, it's me, your queen! Joel: Gentlemen, wrestle with the queen, only $2.
Tom (as men come out of a door): Your USC Trojans!
Crow (describing Rocky): What he lacks in expressions, he makes up for with hat tips.
Lazbot: A spaceship. Tom: Oh, no duh!
Cleolanta: It's a plot, a trick! Crow: (singing) A female trick!
Rocky: What's your reading? Crow: The Beauty Myth.
Rocky: Report result, please. Crow: It went boom.
Bobby (to the baby): If you could only talk. Crow: (as the baby) If you could only act!
Rocky: This may come as a surprise, Mr. Secretary... Crow: But I'm a woman.
Crow: They put the baby in the out basket!
Rocky: On the double, Winky. Joel: Double Winky, coming up.
Cleolanta: Atlasan? Joel: Yes, Pound Sign?
Tom: Stand by for more inaction.
Crow (as Rocky and Winky climb something, sings): Climb every cheap set till you find a plot!
Winky: Hey, Rocky, have you ever had a funny feeling you're about to get slugged? Joel: Here, let me complete the thought. Boom!
Cleolanta: Atlasan, prepare to fire. Joel: You're fired...oh.
Atlasan: (to Trinka) You know, I'm ambitious, and I love Ophesious. Crow: And I'm not superstitious, and you look delicious!
Joel (describing one of the moons): Looks like the Land of Dairy Queen gone wrong.
Tom (seeing the moons): Hey, look, cola nuts.
Prof. Newton: Now, Vina and I have started... Tom: A family.
Crow (as something drops from the ceiling, imitating Groucho Marx): Oh! Say the secret word and Bill Cosby rips your show off.
Tom: Get ready for no action!
Crow: (seeing both moons) Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a bad film it is!
Rocky: Has Prof. Newton re-checked his figures? Crow: Have you checked his credentials?
Tom: (seeing a closeup of Andrews) Whoa, got enough Maybelline on there, skipper?
Rocky: Head for Space Station OW-9. Crow: I've gotta go potty.
Prof. Newton: Goodness, gracious. Crow: Great balls of fire!
Cleolanta: 59 minutes. Tom: A CBS News magazine.
Tom (seeing the title): Crash of the Moons, two frat boys in a butt-on collision.
Crow: (describing Phil) How can you not love a skull like this?
Cynthia: Do you love Jessie? Joel: I asked you first. No tagbacks!
Phil: I don't have to ask you, I can tell you. Crow: I'm damn unappealing!
Phil: Stay a minute. Crow: I gave you cake, you owe me.
(over a scene of Phil and Jessie) Crow (whispers): Give in to the dark side. Tom: Hmm, dark side, huh?
Cynthia: You can't hurt Jessie, neither of us can. Phil: I don't want to. Crow: But I have to. This is a soap opera, after all. If I don't, we're out of work!
Phil: You don't love Ken... Tom: ...like I love Ken.
This episode is on Disc Two of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 XVIII DVD set. Included are the Mystery Science Theater Hour wraps for the movie.
This episode, like the previous Rocky Jones episode, was also released as a movie. This is from a episode called Crash Of Moons.
The movie's actual name is Crash Of Moons, but BBI offically has called it Crash Of The Moons.
Cola Nuts: Over a shot of both moons, Tom says, 'Hey look, cola nuts.' These were prominently featured in commercials for 7-UP in the '70s.
Do Re Me: When Cleolanta says 'It's a plot, a trick!', Crow sings, 'A female trick!' to the tune of Do Re Mi from The Sound Of Music. The line is acutally 'A female deer.'
Land of Dairy Queen: As one of the rockets left Poseta, Joel said 'Looks like the land of Dairy Queen gone wrong.' The 'land of Dairy Queen' was a supposed planet made entirely of ice cream and chocolate featured in commercials.
Great Balls of Fire: Prof. Newton said 'Goodness, gracious. which Crow followed with 'Great balls of fire!' Both lines are lyrics from the Jerry Lee Lewis hit song, Great Balls of Fire.
Alka Seltzer: Over a shot of one of the moons, Crow said 'Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a bad film it is!' This is a parody of the famous Alka Seltzer jingle that went 'Plop plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is.'
You Bet Your Life: As something dropped from the ceiling, Crow said 'Oh! Say the secret word and Bill Cosby rips your show off.' Groucho Marx had a show in the 1950's called You Bet Your Life where a duck dropped from the ceiling if someone said 'the secret word.' Bill Cosby later came out with a remake of the show.
Climb Every Mountain: As Winky and Rocky climb up ladders, Crow sings, 'Climb every cheap set till you find a plot!' as a parody of the song 'Climb Every Mountain' from The Sound of Music.
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