Mystery Science Theater 3000
Comedy Central (ended 1999)
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Season 11
- Ep 10Horrors of Spider Island7/24/99
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Season 10
- Ep 13Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders9/12/99
Pearl gets her first experiment from the institute, and the crew watches Merlin in modern day. - Ep 12Diabolik8/8/99
The Satellite of Love returns 'To Earth!' after watching Diabolik, a movie about a super criminal that foils ineffective police. - Ep 11Squirm8/1/99
Worms become killers after being electrified. Meanwhile, Pearl tries to run a county fair. - Ep 10Horrors of Spider Island7/25/99
A troupe of dancers suffer though a plane crash and wind up on an island where a huge spider terrorizes them. Also, Pearl has the castle moved because she didn't want to pay for a license for Bobo. - Ep 9It Lives by Night7/18/99
A man on his honeymoon gets bitten by a bat and becomes a bat-man type person. - Ep 8Hamlet6/27/99
Maximillian Schell stars in a West German TV version of Shakespeare's classic tale of madness and murder in Denmark. - Ep 7Final Justice6/20/99
Joe Don Baker is a Texas sherriff who travels to Malta to track down the mobster who killed his partner. - Ep 6Track of the Moonbeast6/13/99
A man turns into a lizard creature after getting hit with a piece of meteorite, while Bobo has his brain placed on the outside of his head. - Ep 5Boggy Creek II: and The Legend Continues...5/9/99
A college professor and his students look for a local legendary creature while Pearl tries to make Bobo into one as well. - Ep 5Blood Waters of Dr. Z5/2/99
A mad doctor turns himself into a walking fish, gets revenge on those who he felt wronged by, and looks for a mate; the 'bots try to see if any scene looks better when the actors are nude. - Ep 3Future War4/25/99
A 'tool' from the future is chased by a cyborg and a bunch of dinosaurs while the 'bots take LSD as an experiment. - Ep 2Girl in Gold Boots4/18/99
Pearl tries to get certified as a mad scientist by sending Mike and the 'bots a movie about a girl who hooks up with a criminal and tries to be a dancer. - Ep 1Soultaker4/11/99
A movie about teens eluding a soultaker is the backdrop for the return of Joel Robinson and TV's Frank.
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Season 9
- Ep 15Quest of the Delta Knights9/26/98
Pearl riffs in the theater over a tale of medieval heroes looking for futuristic treasures. - Ep 14MST3K Summer Blockbuster Review 29/4/98
A half-hour special in which Mike and the 'bots riff the trailers for the big movies of the summer of 1998. Trailers riffed in this special were for the following movies:''''The X Files''Ever After''Halloween H2O''The Truman Show''Pi''Saving Private Ryan''Small Soldiers''Godzilla''Deep Impact''Armageddon - Ep 13The Screaming Skull8/29/98
A schlock-horror movie where a man tries to scare his wealthy wife to death, plus a Gumby short which traumatized the 'bots. - Ep 12Devil Fish8/15/98
Lots of Italians pretending to be Floridians fight a mutated shark/octopus while Pearl makes the castle into a cruise ship. - Ep 10Gorgo7/18/98
The British version of a Godzilla film is presented by Leonard Maltin. - Ep 10The Final Sacrifice7/25/98
A kid and a drifter fend off a cult and find a lost city in Western Canada. - Ep 9The Touch of Satan7/11/98
While Bobo and Observer have a babysitter, the crew watches a man drawn in to help a witch and Tom's grandma trying to kill Mike. - Ep 8Hobgoblins6/27/98
Movie Plot: Hobgoblins Goblins wreak havoc when they escape from a movie studio.''''Intro: The crew of the SOL keeps turning each other on inadvertently, like in the song 'I Didn't Mean To Turn You On.'''Segment One: The on-turning turns purposeful. Pearl sends up a couch to store during the castle's remodeling. The crew starts jumping on it, and Pearl gets so upset, she sends them the worst movie she can find, Hobgoblins.''Segment Two: Crow makes a film trying to tell men how to treat women, but he can't find any.''Segment Three: Crow starts a hotline for people who have suffered trauma from watching the movie. Bobo calls in to say he's in love with someone outside his species and Crow hangs up, thinking it's Pearl. It is, however, a chimpanzee.''Segment Four: The crew uses cardboard cutouts to distract Pearl while they try to escape. It does not work.''Segment Five: Tom goes back in time and kicks Rick Sloane in the shins for making this movie, but Crow finds out it gave him the inspiration for making it. In the Castle, Pearl lectures Mike and the 'bots on how she can no longer trust them with furnitiure while Bobo and Observer jump on the couch.''''Stinger: The Hobgoblins drive off in McCreedy's golf cart.moreless - Ep 7The Space Children6/13/98
A space blob forces children to sabotage a nuclear rocket launch. Also, a pair of kids romp through the World's Fair in Seattle and learn about phones, Pearl has a new phone system installed, and Tom sets up a kissing booth. - Ep 6The Deadly Bees5/9/98
Movie Plot: The Deadly Bees An exhausted pop star tries to relax on a small island, but killer bees disrupt her rest.''''Intro: The crew does a series of 'previously on..' bits, spoofing several other shows.''Segment One: Tom is still in 'previously on' mode, trying to choke Mike. As Observer and Bobo eat chili dogs, the other Observers return to take back Brain Guy. Pearl is rather upset, but says she's not.''Segment Two: Crow writes a sonnet to Mrs. Hargrove, the 'cigarette hag.' Tom plays the creamhorn as accompniament. They are dressed in old English clothes.''Segment Three: The movie inspires the 'bots to raise insects. Bobo and Pearl sing a song to convince Observer to stay, which works. Mike gets caught up in the song and releases the insects.''Segment Four: Mike dresses as a bee and tries to communicate by movement, but not odor(thank God). Tom understands him, but all Crow wants to know is where is his Just For Men haircoloring.''Segment Five: The crew thinks about bees and the bowler-hatted man from the last scene pops onto the bridge. In the castle, Observer battles the other Observers. They gang up on him until Bobo grabs their brains. Observer makes the others into mortal Packer fans. The bowler-hatted man appears.''''Stinger: Mrs. Hargrove asks Doris, 'The dog's meat, have you seen it?'moreless - Ep 5Werewolf4/18/98
Movie Plot: Werewolf An author stumbles onto an archeological dig and becomes a werewolf.''''Intro: Mike hits his head and thinks he's James Lipton from Inside The Actors Studio. He thinks Crow is Ray Liotta and asks him weird questions like whether he smells like apples or not.''Segment One: Crow whacks Mike with the clown hammer so he becomes himself again. Then, Mike climbs down a ladder the Nanites made to try and escape, but he winds up in Castle Forrester. The 'bots make insults through the radio, but Mike doesn't hear them.''Segment Two: The crew discuss who they would want in their werewolf movie. They turn out to be relatives of famous people(like Joe Estevez), except for Crow, who could only come up with Ray Liotta.''Segment Three: After watching the second werewolf crashing his car, Mike and the 'bots do the doo-wop song 'Where, Oh, Werewolf?'(like 'Leader Of The Pack,' get it?) They all dress up in poodle skirts.''Segment Four: As they leave the theater, Crow stops short and Mike trips over him. Their essences mingle(ewwwwww!) and Mike becomes a wereCrow. He becomes more and more like Crow through the rest of the movie.''Segment Five: Mike is almost fully Crow. Tom has essence of Mike to make Mike normal again, and some of it splashed on to him, making him a wereMike. In the castle, Pearl wants to inject the essence of a wolf into a man. Observer got a peasant, but all Bobo can find is a cocker spaniel. Pearl and Oberver makea hate-Bobo club.''''Stinger: Natalie says, 'Dis iss absoluuty fahsinattng.' (Translation: 'This is absolutely fascinating.')moreless - Ep 4The Puma Man4/4/98
The crew watches the story of a professor who finds out he's a superhero(kind of), while Pearl tries to hold a ball(unsuccesfully) and Roger Whitaker appears. - Ep 2Academy of Robots' Choice Awards Preview Show3/19/98
A half-hour special aired before the 1998 Academy Awards. In it the MST3K cast makes fun of the following movies:''''Mrs. Brown''Wings of a Dove''Good Will Hunting''As Good as It Gets''Amistad''Titanic''Jackie Brown''Boogie Nights''Deconstructing Harry''LA Confidential''Starship Troopers. - Ep 2The Phantom Planet3/21/98
Movie Plot:The Phantom Planet An astronaut ends up on a planet inhabited by miniature people.
Intro: The Crew have a contest with their Andy Rooney imitations. Gypsy judges.''Segment One: Gypsy never announces the winner because the crew can't stop doing their Andy Rooney. The Doomsday Device Pearl ordered finally arrives. Unfortunately, its radioactive core was sent to the SOL, and the 'bots do not want to part with it. ''Segment Two: Servo tries to look at good and beautiful things, so he can enjoy life. He has to switch a couple of things.''Segment Three: Mike takes a space walk, and the 'bots forget to let him back in. In Castle Forrester, Pearl and Brain Guy discover that the ghostly noises around the castle are actually being made by Bobo.''Segment Four: The 'bots play their water glasses and Mike upstages them.''Segment Five: Crow thinks he's an alien from the movie and dresses like one. Pearl, doubting her evilness after failing to assemble the Doomsday Device, is cheered up by a mob of villagers. She is going to pour hot oil on them. Turns out, however, that they are just the local welcome wagon. She gives up, but accidentally pours the oil on them.
Stinger: The "Good and the Beautiful" are extolled.moreless - Ep 1The Projected Man3/14/98
Season Nine begins with the discovery of Castle Forrester, which becomes Pearl's new home base. Meanwhile, the crew watches another bad British movie, this one about a scientist who gets the ability to shock everyone to death.
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Season 8
- Ep 25Overdrawn at the Memory Bank12/6/97
Movie Plot: Overdrawn at the Memory Bank A man's mind gets sucked into a massive computer system.''''Intro: Crow creates a catch phrase for himself to justify a large t-shirt order. He has Tom cue a laugh track every time he says it, but it malfunctions.''Segment One: The 'bots don't like the catch phrases Mike chooses. Pearl decides to make money by having her own PBS station, and hosting a pledge drive. Tom wants to help, but Mike says she will use the money to send them more bad movies.''Segment Two: The 'bots order a pet monkey over the internet. It gets scared, hides in the rafters and throws things at Mike. The 'bots make Mike assume a non-threatening position.''Segment Three: The bots' monkey still does not like Mike. As an example of other Pearl-based programming, Pearl and Observer sing a duet, which they forget the words midway through.''Segment Four: Tom has Mike dopple him down to the Nanite world so he can make fun of them, but he winds up in a rough section and Mike becomes like Apollonia and doesn't help. ''Segment Five: Bobo comes up to the SOL to help with the monkey, but ends up turning against Mike and the 'bots. Meanwhile, Pearl counts the money her pledge drive made and pays her phone bank.''''Stinger: Fingal says, 'Mom, 'm I nuts?'moreless - Ep 24Time Chasers11/22/97
Movie Plot: Time Chasers A computer scientist must destroy his time travel machine to save the future.
Intro: Mike recaps the Roman planet saga, and Tom gets him to say 'lost in space' so he and Crow can act like the robot and Mr. Smith.''Segment One: Mike parks the ship next to the Widowmaker. He goes and visits Pearl while the 'bots watch TV. She's just put Bobo down and listens to him through a baby monitor. Crow comes over when Tom switches the channel. Pearl goes back on her promise and sends the movie.''Segment Two: Crow goes back in time to 1985 to get Mike to quit the temp jobs that would lead him to Deep 13. He finds Mike at a dairy co-op. He finds that the job will take a little longer than he thought.''Segment Three: Crow continues to convince Mike to quit the temp jobs. He finds that Mike has a band called Sex Factory. Mike decides to go full-time with the band. When he gets back to his time, though, he finds that Mike has been killed at a gig and his older brother Eddie is now on the SOL. He took the temp jobs Mike would have. He is much more aggressive than Mike and is a big bully.''Segment Four: Crow slips away and goes back to 1985 to convince his past future self not to convince Mike to quit the temp jobs.''Segment Five: Crow tries to get Mike to say 'Gilligan's island,' but he refuses to go along. He goes back to Pearl's and tells her what Crow did. She says there's another Crow in Wisconsin in 1985. Mike is doubtful, but the spare Crow has taken Mike's temp job at the dairy co-op.
Stinger: Robertson says, 'Matt, it's time for you to decide whether you want to be one of my team players or not.'moreless - Ep 23Space Mutiny11/7/97
The crew watches a giant spaceship going through a mutiny, while Pearl and Observer are about to be killed for not being gods, and Mike helps them escape after Pearl promises she won't send them any more bad movies. - Ep 22Invasion of the Neptune Men10/11/97
Movie Plot: Invasion of the Neptune Men A horde of invaders from Neptune is thwarted by a rocket technician in disguise.
Intro: After reading a National Geographic story about eyelash mites, the 'bots convince Mike to have the Nanites to eliminate them.''Segment One: The Nanite war is going badly because the mites are more powerful. Crow and Tom blame Mike, though they wanted the war. On the planet, Pearl is jealous because of all the attention paid to the Mad Goth, aka Bobo. He has a 40-foot statue unveiled in his honor(with some anatomical additions). Observer convinces Pearl to get Bobo back. Meanwhile, the 'war' is just a big practical joke that the 'bots have played on Mike. They ask why he even got rid of the mites.''Segment Two: The 'bots perform a Kabuki play for mike, but he prefers Noh theater. The 'bots get all confused...which may or may not be Mike's revenge for the eyelash mite joke.''Segment Three: Just before he leaves the theater, Tom contracts Rogie-Panty Complex, so Mike applies packs of panties to him. Meanwhile, Pearl and Observer try to convince Bobo to leave with them(he may or may not have amneisia), but he wants to stay with his statue. Flavia thwarts their plans, however. Crow says he has Rogie-Panty Complex--he really doesn't, he just wants all the attention Tom is getting.''Segment Four: The crew starts to break down as they leave the theater, and they are really struggling with the movie. However, Phantom of Krankor(from Prince Of Space) appears to conquer them. The crew are happy to see someone that is more dignified than the Neptune men. They get friendly with Phantom and even give him a hug. When he leaves, Mike starts to cry(with happiness).''Segment Five: Crow has made a suggestion box, which he has filled with suggestions for Japan(which all have to do with the movie). There's even one for Luxemborg--to be thankful they aren't Japan. On the Planet, Pearl and Bobo are in line for the Mad Goth's autograph, just to try and steal Bobo away. She gets frustrated and whacks him with a tablet--which apparenly clears up his amnesia and he becomes Bobo again. However, this exposes Pearl and Observer as not being gods, so Flavia has them captured.
Stinger: The fat little kid falls down.moreless - Ep 21Devil Doll10/4/97
While the crew watches a British movie about a ventriloquist who tries to transfer the soul of a woman to a dummy, Pearl and Obsever find out what happned to Bobo. - Ep 20The Horror of Party Beach9/6/97
While the crew watches a beach-horror movie, Pearl and Observer wind up on a Roman-times like planet. - Ep 19MST3K Summer Blockbuster Review9/2/97
A half-hour special in which Mike and the 'bots riff the trailers from the hit movies of the summer of 1997. Trailers riffed in this special were those for:''The 5th Element''Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World''Men in Black''Contact''Batman and Robin - Ep 18Prince of Space8/16/97
While the crew watches a movie about a space race invading Japan and the super hero that defends it, they also cope with going through a wormhole that makes everyone run behind; Mike turn into a small robot; the crew wander around a sylvan glen; and Pearl and Observer wind up in Roman times.moreless - Ep 17Agent for H.A.R.M.8/2/97
Movie Plot: Agent for H.A.R.M. A secret agent tries to protect the inventor of a spore gun.
Intro: Tom and Crow are into extreme! Tom is into extreme stamp collecting and Crow is doing extreme yoga. Mike tries to get into it, but can't.''Segment One: Mike gets into extreme rice. The 'bots are not impressed. Suddenly, Mike disappears and re-appears in an intergalactic courtroom where he must stand trial for the planets he destroyed. Somehow, Pearl is his prosector and Bobo is his defense attorney.''Segment Two: Crow wants to send Mike a tort with a power saw inside. Pearl and Bobo give their opening statements: Pearl's has several props and Bobo seems to be channelling Gregory Peck in To Kill A Mockingbird, but he thinks more about food(and panties). Mike chokes the monkey.''Segment Three: The 'bots give video depositions: Tom hosts a telethon, Crow's is full of bleeped obcenities, and Gypsy says Mike is innocent, which Bobo doesn't like.''Segment Four: Tom finds a legal precedent, but it doesn't apply to Mike. Observer gives his testimony, which points to Mike(with prodding from Pearl). Bobo, however, exposes a lie he told about baking pies--one of the things that Bobo knows well.''Segment Five: Crow and Tom do a vigil for Mike, but Crow only lasts a few seconds. Ortega severly damages Mike's defense with his testimony, but Bobo brings a little Amish boy to the stand in his defense. Pearl tries to break the boy before the judge declares Mike guilty and sentences him to death. However, he reduces the sentence to 800 hours of community service, which Mike starts by cleaning up the SOL.
Stinger: Malko gives Stefanik a spaz chop.moreless - Ep 16The Making of MST3K8/1/97
A behind the scenes look at the making of an MST3K episode. - Ep 15Riding with Death7/19/97
A movie spliced together from two episodes of Gemini man is Mike's punishment for apparently blowing up yet another planet. - Ep 14Jack Frost7/12/97
The crew watches another Russo-Finnish movie while Bobo and Observer argue over who's in charge while Pearl is returning the space children. - Ep 13The Incredibly Strange Creatures That Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies6/14/97
A slacker becomes a killing zombie in the movie with one of the longest titles in history. Also, Pearl returns the space kids. - Ep 12parts: the clonus horror6/7/97
A secret clone farm is guarded by a presidential candidiate, while Pearl and her crew watch three powerful space children. - Ep 11The Giant Spider Invasion5/31/97
Giant spiders from space invade rural Wisconsin, while the SOL crew is attacked by pods which make Pearl and Observer into mindless drones. - Ep 10I was a Teenage Werewolf4/19/97
Pearl leaves the crew to their own devices when she, Bobo and Observer go camping; aliens then invade the SOL. The movie is Michael Landon's turn as...well, the title says it all. - Ep 9The She-Creature4/5/97
The Observers plan to dissect Bobo and Pearl and get Mike to help; he responds by getting the Nanites to take care of it. They blow up the planet and the 'bots blame Mike. The movie is about a hypnotist using a pretty girl to bring a horrible creature from back in time to the present.moreless - Ep 8Terror from the Year 50003/15/97
A radioactive woman is brought from the future and terrorizes the people who brought her. Also, Pearl and Bobo are made to fight to the death by the Observers. - Ep 7The Undead3/8/97
A 'psychic researcher' convinces a prostitute to visit her past lives and they wind up changing history. Also, Tom fakes his way onto the Observers' planet, but is easily found out. - Ep 6The Thing That Couldn't Die3/1/97
A cursed body is reunited with its decapitated head and terrorizes a ranch. Meanwhile, the crew winds up in the clutches of the Observers, who are watching Pearl's experiment. - Ep 5The Deadly Mantis2/22/97
The crew watches a giant praying mantis attack the Arctic Circle, while Mike inadvertantly blows up Ape Earth. - Ep 4The Mole People2/15/97
Mike and the 'bots see the story of a race of albinos living in a mountain at the top of the world, while the apes celebrate Lawgiver Daze...except for Bobo. Watch for ex-Vikings running back Robert Smith in a cameo at the end. - Ep 3The Leech Woman2/8/97
Movie Plot: The Leech Woman A woman becomes young again at the expense of her smug husband.
Intro: Crow interrupts Mike's introduction as he vacuums prarie dogs off the ship, as they endanger their beefalo herd. Mike is surprised that the 'bots have beefalo or prarie dogs.''Segment One: Crow forgets Mike again. The apes test Mike on his reactions to the movies, but Dr. Peanut starts acting like a monkey(complete with a diaper and roller skates). The crew encourages Prof. Bobo to join in, and he does until Pearl puts a stop to it with baby wipes.''Segment Two: Mike wonders why the Nanites haven't fixed the ship. It's because they are on strike(against management, apparently). A little Nanite boy recites a poem, but it ends when tanks roll in.''Segment Three: Bobo tells Pearl that some of the apes think she is not really the Lawgiver, so she makes some laws like 'no soup with buffet.' She asks the crew if they want any laws made, and Tom responds with several suggestions that make Mike and Crow question what he did for 500 years.''Segment Four: The 'bots plot to get the juice out of Mike's pineal gland so they can live forever. When he survives the attack, they berate him then plot to get Gypsy.''Segment Five: Mike and Crow refuse to play in Tom's Beverly Hillbillies skit because they think he just wants to yell 'Jeeeeeeeeeeeed!' He pulls a gun on them, but Mike overpowers him and he starts crying. The apes become civilized until Peanut tries to give Bobo a diaper.
Stinger: The cop interrogates June and Neil.moreless - Ep 2Revenge of the Creature2/1/97
Movie Plot: Revenge Of The Creature A mutant fish-man escapes from captivity at a Florida aquarium.
Intro: Mike, Tom, Gypsy and Cambot are pulled back to the SOL. Crow is already there, having spent only five minutes in his pure energy form and he redecorated the ship. He remembers everyone except Mike. The ship is orbiting Earth, but a gorilla answers their call.''Segment One: The crew discovers that the year is now 2525, and the earth is being ruled by apes. They are contacted by Professor Bobo and Dr. Peanut, two ape scientists. Following orders from their Lawgiver, they sent the SOL the movie.''Segment Two: Crow introduces us to the Nanites, tiny robots that he brought onto the SOL. They prevent Tom and Mike from fixing the ship.''Segment Three: An alien named Phil that Servo did business with comes looking for him. Apparently Tom has some sort of valuable treasure from his planet and he threatens to vaporize the SOL if Tom doesn't give it back.''Segment Four: Mike and the 'bots catch up with what they've been doing before returning to the SOL over some hot coffee. Mike gets some from Crow after he battles the huge espresso machine.''Segment Five: We discover that Mike's ancestors are responsible for the ape takeover. On Ape Earth, we learn that the Lawgiver is Pearl Forrester, who was criogenically frozen for 500 years. She has become more evil than she was before and she vows to continue sending the SOL bad movies as retribution for the loss of her son, Dr. Forrester.
Stinger: Clete swims with a big stick.moreless - Ep 1The Day the World Ended1/25/97
Movie Plot: A small group of people are the only survivors of a nuclear holocaust.
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Season 7
- Ep 8Laserblast5/18/96
The Satellite of Love is disconnected from Deep 13 because Dr. Forrester's funding has been cut. As a result, they hurtle toward the edge of the universe and run into various space entities before becoming pure energy. They also watch a movie about a rebel-ish teen who finds a space gun in the desert that makes him kill his enemies.moreless - Ep 7Escape 20003/2/96
Movie Plot: An evil corporation and the government are kicking people out of the Bronx and moving them to New mexico to be killed. ''''On the SOL: Crow holds a charity auction / the SOL catches fire, which is luckily put out by Gypsy / Crow's use of the biofeedback machine causes more fires to break out on the SOL / Servo gets sick.''''In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester has put Pearl in a nursing home, which is really just another part of Deep 13 / to boost ratings, Dr. Forrester presents Timmy Bobby Rusty, a cute little kid / Dablone swoons Pearl.moreless - Ep 6The Incredible Melting Man2/24/96
An astronaut becomes a melting man and terrorizes a neighborhood. Meanwhile, Crow's Earth vs. Soup screenplay gets made into a movie...but the results are not what he was looking for. - Ep 5Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell2/17/96
A medieval hero uses dead warriors to prevent a kingdom from falling into the hands of an evil ruler. - Ep 4The Brute Man2/10/96
A former college football star becomes deformed and kills the people he feels wronged him, while Pearl goes on a date with an oily man. - Ep 2The 1995 Thanksgiving Episode11/23/95
The movie riffed was "Night of the Blood Beast", the same film as episode 149. The difference between this episode and that one is that this version aired only a few times and the live action comedy bits were all related to Thanksgiving. Episode 149 riffed the same movie, but had different comedy bits that were not thanksgiving themed. It was the non-Thanksgiving version that was used in reruns.
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''Intro: The crew discusses today's football game.
''Segment One: Dr. Forrester is having a thanksgiving party. Crow talks with Dr. Forrester's guests.
''Segment Two: Debate: Stuffing vs. Potatoes
''Segment Three: Crow and Mrs. Forrester talk.
''Segment Four: Mike and the 'bots have thanksgiving dinner. The party guests also have Thanksgiving dinner.
''Segment Five: Dr. Forrester's mother, Pearl, presents her homemade Turkey Surprise.
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''Stinger: Steve says, "Wounded animal that large isn't good."moreless - Ep 1Poopie Parade of Values11/23/95
A half-hour, hilarious infomercial starring Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Trace Beaulieu; advertising the "Poopie" compilation tape of MST3K bloopers. This deliberately tongue-in-cheek special mocks other infomercials. - Ep 1Night of the Blood Beast2/3/96
Dr. Forrester's mother Pearl moves in, while the crew watches another Roger Corman monster movie. - The Starfighters
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Season 6
- Ep 26Samson vs. the Vampire Women3/25/95
TV's Frank departs for Second Banana Heaven as the crew watches a movie featuring legendary Mexican wrestler El Santo. - Ep 25The Little Gold Statue Award Preview Show3/22/95
This half hour special aired before the 1995 Academy Awards. In it, the MST3K cast makes fun of the following movies:''''Mary Shelly's Frankenstein''4 Weddings and a Funeral''Tom & Viv''Quiz Show''Forrest Gump''Queen Margot''Priscilla, Queen of the Desert''The Lion King''Junior''Red''Heavenly Creatures''Little Women''Blue Sky''Hoop Dreams''Pulp Fiction - Ep 24The Amazing Transparent Man3/18/95
The crew watches a short about railroad safety and a movie about a man who turns invisible to steal fissionable materials. Meanwhile, Crow winds up in a jar and Frank despairs that he can't see the movie he wants. - Ep 23Poopie I3/15/95
This is a half-hour tape of bloopers and flubs from seasons 2-6. - Ep 22Angels' Revenge3/11/95
Movie Plot:Angels' Revenge Six sexy wonen bust a drug ring. It was a blatant Charlie's Angels rip-off.
Intro: Crow is angry because he has amnesia, though he knows a lot of things. Turns out he has Ambrosia, and starts singing their songs.''Segment One: The Mads turn the SOL crew into the cast of Renegade, so they can get higher ratings, but it wears off. The Mads dress up as 1970's relief pitchers Rollie Fingers(Dr. F.) and Tug McGraw(Frank).''Segment Two: Crow's latest screenplay is a blax-sploitation film, which is just a reworking of Earth Vs. Soup.''Segment Three: The 'bots are very to-the-point on their opinion of Mike's Fonz impression.''Segment Four Aaron Spelling's house passes by. The 'bots feel very insigificant.''Segment Five: The 'bots test the shame-o-meter, which is broken by the Mads' level of shame. That's because they are dressed as Bobby Riggs and Billie Jean King.
Stinger: Michelle shines her love.moreless - Ep 21The Beast of Yucca Flats1/21/95
The crew has to endure another Coleman Francis movie, along with not one, but two shorts. Mike and the crew also defeat Proposition Deep 13. - Ep 20Danger Death Ray1/7/95
Movie Plot:Danger Death Ray A secret agent is hired to find a kidnapped scintist and his latest invention: the death ray.''''Intro: Crow doesn't like his new contacts.''Segment One: Frank is Servo's talent agent, and gets him a gig endorsing sneakers.''Segment Two: Servo uses a death ray to destroy Crow.''Segment Three: ''Segment Four: Crow has a line of sunglasses.''Segment Five: Cambot cries over how bad the movie is. Frank gives Dr. Forrester an autographed picture of himself.''''Stinger:moreless - Ep 19Red Zone Cuba12/17/94
Three fugitives wind up in a platoon of mercenaries who attack Cuba, while Mike becomes Carol Channing and Dr. Forrester takes a beating for Frank, who's in for 50 large to the Mob. - Ep 19Mystery Science Theater 3000: Red Zone Cuba
- Ep 18High School Big Shot12/10/94
A high school brain tries to impress a girl by stealing a million dollars. Also, the crew watches a short about specialty breads and Tom becomes huge. - Ep 17The Sword and the Dragon12/3/94
Movie Plot: The Sword and the Dragon A man inherits a magic sword which he uses to vanquish an enemy clan.''''Intro: Servo gets Mike and Crow to play Dungeons and Dragons, though they don't really care about the game.''Segment One: Bridget and Mary Jo, new neighbors from Deep 12, stop by to say hi to the Mads. The crew provides entertainment for the Mads' guests with Crow's new musical, which sends the girls running.''Segment Two: The crew does a Sven and Ole joke in the style of Swedish directors. It takes almost 4 and a half minutes. ''Segment Three: The crew makes like the woodland creatures being serenaded by Vilya(Gypsy). It embarrasses everyone.''Segment Four: Ilya from the movie stops by, now a waiter at IHOP. Crow asks for a subsitution, which angers him.''Segment Five: Gypsy reviews the musical. Mike gets a wonderful review, and Tom gets a bad one, which angers him. After their dates with the Deep 12 women, the Mads can't wait to hear from them again...until the phone rings and they hide.''''Stinger: The wind demon is defeated (falling out of a tree).moreless - Ep 15Zombie Nightmare11/24/94
After a man is killed by some joyriding teens, his mother has a voodoo priestess turn him into a zombie to gain vengance on the killers. Also, the Mads start doing voodoo on their own. - Ep 14Kitten with a Whip11/23/94
The movie that made Ann-Margret a star, about a teen girl and her friends who terroizes a Senate candidate. Meanwhile, Crow tries to find the button to bring the SOL down, but gets caught. - Ep 13San Fransisco International11/19/94
Movie Plot:San Fransisco International An airport manager winds up part of a scheme to rob a shipment of cash from a plane.''''Intro: Mike moderates a debate between Servo and Crow''Segment One: The Mads impersonate construction workers.''Segment Two: Jan in the Pan is thrilled with Mike's Urkel imitation''Segment Three: The Mads, Pitch, and Santa Claus also like Mike as Urkel.''Segment Four: Torgo ruins everyone's good time about Mike's Urkel.''Segment Five: Dr. Forrester's ears become overgrown with hair.''''Stinger:moreless - Ep 12The Sinister Urge11/5/94
Frank tries to blow up the SOL and Deep 13 as the crew watch an Ed Wood film about smut. - Ep 12The Starfighters10/29/94
While Crow has trouble getting on the information superhighway and the Mads use their new cranial ports, the crew watches a movie about Air Force pilots training on a new type plane. Watch for a young Bob Dornan as one of the pilots. - Ep 10The Violent Years10/8/94
Movie Plot:The Violent Years A young woman leads a crime spree and people die.''Also riffed was the short: "A Young Man's Fancy".''''Intro: Servo has a new, creepy, head.''Segment One: The Mads write a theme song for themselves.''Segment Two: Frank starts a country music radio station.''Segment Three: ''Segment Four: Mike puts on a show as Keanu Reeves.''Segment Five: Mike and Crow act out the gas station robbery from the movie.''''Stinger:moreless - Ep 9Last of the Wild Horses10/5/94
Movie Plot:Last of the Wild Horses A save-the-ranch type spaghetti western.''''Intro: ''Segment One: The Mads try to send a matter transfer machine to the SOL, but it gets caught in a storm of ions, resulting in the creation of a parallel universe. In the parallel universe, the good version of the Mads are on the SOL and an evil version of Mike and the 'bots are in Deep 13, forcing Frank and Dr. Forrester to watch the movie. ''Segment Two: ''Segment Three: ''Segment Four: In the regular universe, Servo and Mike use the "Parallel Universe Manual" to fix the situation. ''Segment Five: The friendly Mads visit the SOL, just to say hi.''''Stinger:moreless - Ep 8Code Name: Diamond Head10/1/94
Movie Plot:Code Name: Diamond Head Diamond Head is a secret agent-type guy who tries to stop an illegal weapons dealer.''Also riffed was the short: "A Day at the Fair".''''''Intro: The SOL needs to be cleaned up.''Segment One: The Mads compete over which of them is cleaner. The crew throws out all the garbage, including Crow's mother, into the sun''Segment Two: Magic Voice and Cambot try to make Mike appear more mean.''Segment Three: Cambot and Magic Voice present Mike as a crash test dummy.''Segment Four: Cambot and Magic Voice make mike into the Frugal Gourmet.''Segment Five: Crow gives Mike a Hawaiian Punch.''''Stinger:moreless - Ep 7The Creeping Terror9/17/94
Movie Plot: The Creeping Terror A giant centipede-like alien attacks Earth.''''Intro: Servo becomes the satellite's security guard. He makes Mike sign in and out just to give Crow some comic books.''Segment One: Frank does the laundry. The SOL is forced by the Mads to open a coffeehouse to see if they become pretentious. It takes only a few seconds for the 'bots to transform.''Segment Two: Crow has made a flag for the SOL. Mike helps him raise it, then refuses to take cyanide in case he's captured.''Segment Three: The crew does their version of Love, American Style.''Segment Four: Mike tries out his new sound system, but only has the dance music from the movie on it. It takes a long time.''Segment Five: Gypsy eats Servo, then becomes allergic to him. Dr. Forrester tortures Frank for messing up the wash.''''Stinger: Girl at dance says, "My God, what is it?"moreless - Ep 6Bloodlust9/3/94
Movie Plot: Bloodlust A group of vacationers are captured and hunted by a madman.''Also riffed was the short: Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm.''''Intro: Servo psycho-analyzes Crow. They talk about many subjects. ''Segment One: Servo tells Mike about Crow's analysis. The crew 'helps' Dr. Forrester impress his visiting mother, Pearl. She and Frank get along very well.''Segment Two: Mike becomes Kenny G. and Crow opens a roadside fruit stand until Tom runs over it with his car.''Segment Three: The crew does a hoedown. It deteriorates into a slam dance.''Segment Four: Crow confesses, thus ruining the crew's murder mystery party.''Segment Five: The 'bots think that Mike is hunting them. They capture him. Frank and Mrs. Forrester go out for dinner, ruining Dr. Forrester's elaborate dinner.''''Stinger: Tony chews up the scenery as he dies.moreless - Ep 6Racket Girls11/26/94
A movie about a women's wrestling promoter using it as a front for illegal gambling is featured as well as a short on being ready for marriage. Also, a family invades Deep 13, Lisa Loeb invades the SOL, and the short inspired Tom and Crow to get married themeslves. - Ep 5The Skydivers8/27/94
Movie Plot:The Skydivers A skydiving school is the central point in a movie about a bunch of people cheating on each other.''Also riffed was the short: "Why Study Industrial Arts?".''''Intro: The Tom Star-Show takes us through the universe, but Crow only wants to go to Uranus.''Segment One: Mike and the 'bots compete against the Mads in Swing Choir. Dr. Forrester wins, according to himself, because he is the judge.''Segment Two: Mike teaches a shop class for the bots. Servo can't do anything because his arms don't work, and Crow cuts himself in half.''Segment Three: Crow pulls a prank on himself, doing a double jock lock just to see if he can get out of it. He can't before movie sign.''Segment Four: Crow finally gets a car, but Servo shoots it up.''Segment Five: Crow and Servo get stuck in parachutes. Mike reads some letters and does some swing choir. Dr. Forrester throws balls at Frank because he's a wuss.''''Stinger: Pete says, "I dunno, I feel real free up there in that high, blue sky."moreless - Ep 4Colossus and the Headhunters8/20/94
Mike and the 'bots watch a movie about a hero called Cheesesteak, while the Mads produce the cutest pet ever, NummyMuffinCoocolButter. - Ep 3The Dead Talk Back7/30/94
Movie Plot: The Dead Talk Back After a murder, the people at a rooming house are questioned, including a man who is working on talking to dead people.''Also riffed was the short: The Selling Wizard.
Intro: Gypsy organizes a fire drill. They have to walk in a straight line, but they just go in circles.''Segment One: Dr. Forrester, with little help from Frank, tries to use direct marketing with Nelson Cigarettes. Mike, with no help from Crow, resists.''Segment Two: Tom and Crow host The Dead Talk Back radio show. Several famous dead people call. Mike is amazed, but Crow and Tom aren't.''Segment Three: The crew dresses as the Grateful Dead. They play a song, but Crow does an extra-long guitar solo like Jerry Garcia. Dr. F. and Frank fall asleep during it. Mike and Tom play chess, Gypsy reads War and Peace, and Mike folds his laundry. When movie sign sounds, Mike has to grab Crow, because he's still playing.''Segment Four: The Crew is interrogated by Dr. Forrester, but he is interrupted when Frank confesses. Crow resumes his guitar solo.''Segment Five: Mike reads a letter while Crow continues his solo, Tom talks like the movie's narrator, and Gypsy rins another fire drill. Dr. Forrester and Frank play 'William Tell.' He keeps missing the apple and hitting Frank.
Stinger: Woman screams as she finds the dead body.moreless - Ep 2Invasion USA7/23/94
Movie Plot: Invasion USA The USSR completes a nuclear attack on the USA.''Also riffed was the short: A Date with Your Family.''''Intro: Mike builds a new robot. Servo and Crow think it is innocent until it turns on.''Segment One: Dr. Forrester tries an experiment on Crow by making him choose between a wire mother and a Dr. Forrester plush doll. Frank, as the control group, is dressed as a pincushion. Crow chooses the wire mom, angering Dr. F.''Segment Two: The crew has a calm dinner like the family in the short until they decide to just eat.''Segment Three: Servo prods Crow into doing his seminar The Two Lois Lanes to make him look foolish. It works.''Segment Four: The bomb from the movie visits the SOL. It's sad and drunk and reliving its glory days until Mike cheers it up.''Segment Five: Servo becomes convinced that reality is a dream, but a whack with the clown hammer from Mike snaps him back. Frank is held at gunpoint by Dr. Forrester.''''Stinger: The paperboy does his walk-on.moreless - Ep 1Girls Town7/16/94
Movie Plot:Girls Town After being accused of killing a man, a woman is sent to a convent.''''Intro: Crow hires the Power Steves for a party the crew is having.''Segment One: Dr. Forrester presents the Umbilicus, a giant cable connecting Deep 13 to the SOL. It connects directly to Gypsy, who is not pleased.''Segment Two: Servo, in honor of Mel Torme, scats.''Segment Three: ''Segment Four: The crew designs the woman of the future.''Segment Five: Dr. Forrester gets pied by Mike and the 'bots via the Umbilicus.''''Stinger:moreless - Secret Agent Super Dragon
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- Ep 2412 to the Moon2/5/94
Movie Plot:12 to the Moon Astronauts go to the moon, sparking a battle between the lunar beings and Earth.''Also riffed was the short: "Design for Dreaming".''''Intro: Gypsy holds a tea party.''Segment One: Servo and Gypsy play tennis. In Deep 13, Frank hosts a Dean Martin roast of Dr. Forrester''Segment Two: Nuveena, the girl from the future, visits the SOL and tempts Mike and the 'bots into moving to the future with her.''Segment Three: The crew gets annoyed at Nuveena's singing.''Segment Four: Mike throws Nuveena out of the SOL for turning the 'bots into appliances.''Segment Five:Nuveena visits Deep 13 and tempts Frank.''''Stinger:moreless - Ep 23Village of the Giants1/22/94
Movie Plot:Village of the Giants A bunch of teenagers in a small town grow to be a huge size. ''''Intro: The crew does some exercizing. Mike makes juice out of anything''Segment One: Dr. Forrester lays Frank off.''Segment Two: ''Segment Three: Frank asks the SOL for a job interview so he can lie to unemployment .''Segment Four: The crew sings a tribute to Frank.''Segment Five: Torgo injures Dr. Forrester... so Frank can get re-hired.''''Stinger: Frank Zappa tribute.''moreless - Ep 22Teen-Age Crime Wave1/15/94
A timid girl gets mixed up with teenage delinquents when they kidnap a family on a ranch. - Ep 20Radar Secret Service12/8/93
Movie Plot:Radar Secret Service The US Government uses radar technology to capture criminals.''Also riffed was the short: "Last Clear Chance".''''Intro: Mike sets off Crow's Horshack device.''Segment One: Mike ties various items together and tries to climb down to Earth from the SOL. The Mads try to numb the brains of the SOL crew.''Segment Two: ''Segment Three: The 'bots put on a class reunion for Mike.''Segment Four: ''Segment Five: ''''Stinger:moreless - Ep 19Outlaw12/11/93
Movie Plot:Outlaw (of Gor) Dr. Cabot travels through time and is framed for murder in a strange civilization.''''Intro: The Mads have invented a time machine. ''Segment One: ''Segment Two: Mike tells the bots about his old acting career.''Segment Three: ''Segment Four: The crew reads excerpts from the autobiography of Jack Palance.''Segment Five: Frank and Dr. Forrester dance.''''Stinger: ''moreless - Ep 18The Atomic Brain12/4/93
Movie Plot:The Atomic Brain A mad scientist does odd experiments on people's brains. Nothing Atomic is involved.''Also riffed was the short: "What About Juvenile Delinquency?".''''Intro: Tom and Crow do a version of Love Letters.''Segment One: Mike and the 'bots mock the Mads mercilessly. The Mads retaliate for Mike's taunting by dressing as the SOL crew.''Segment Two: Servo goes out into space to report the weather as Weather Servo Nine! He gets cold, then burned by a meteor shower.''Segment Three: Mike shows the 'bots what a chin puppet is. They are not impressed. ''Segment Four: Magic Voice chats with the movie's narrator. She is repulsed by him.''Segment Five: Crow does a new show where Green Acres' Hank Kimball is The Fugitive. Mike reads several letters. Frank becomes Dr. Frank, and is visited by Dr. Fist.''''Stinger: The foreign lady victim screams.moreless - Ep 17Beginning of the End11/25/93
Movie Plot:Beginning of the End Chicago is attacked by giant locusts.''''Intro: The SOL gets a call from an upset lady looking for her husband.''Segment One: In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester has invented the re-comfy bike. On the SOL, the crew invent new playing cards. Servo's card, Todd, is too annoying for Mike.''Segment Two: Mike decided to call the Mads to complain about the movie. We get to see a rather disturbing glimpse of the Mads private life.''Segment Three: Crow writes a screenplay about Peter Graves and his years at the University of Minnesota.''Segment Four: Servo does insect-related stand up comedy.''Segment Five: The crew recreates the movies visual effects using postcards. In Deep 13, the Mads have a boxing match to prove their manhood. Frank almost K.O.s Dr. Forrester.''''Stinger: Colonel sends his men into the woods.moreless - Ep 16Alien from L.A.11/20/93
Kathy Ireland stars as a nerdy girl who blossoms after rescuing her father from Atlantis. - Ep 15The Wild World of Batwoman11/13/93
Movie Plot:The Wild World of Batwoman Batwoman and her girls thwart the efforts of a mad scientist. ''Also riffed was the short: "Cheating".''''Intro: The crew plays blackjack and Crow keeps asking Mike to hit him.''Segment One: Frank invents the Atomic Hair Dryer. Mike invents the Razorback, a razor for back hair. Dr. Forrester's hair turns out to be a mushroom cloud.''Segment Two: Mike decides to have the 'bots write essays on cheating. Crow is not paying attention.''Segment Three: The 'bots present essays on cheating. Crow copies Gypsy's word for word. Tom wants to stone Crow.''Segment Four: The rest of the crew tries to decide how to deal with Crow's cheating problem. Tom cries out for severe punishment.''Segment Five: Crow takes responsibility for his actions, sort of. Dr. Forrester's new hair causes Frank to run away screaming.''''Stinger: A batgirl puts the bite on a wormy guy.moreless - Ep 14Teen-Age Strangler11/7/93
Movie Plot:Teen-Age Strangler A serial killer is attacking teen-age girls.''Also riffed was the short: "Is this Love?".
Intro: Mike calls his grandmother for help to escape, but she isn't home.''Segment One: Dr. Forrester has Frank in a giant harness that lets him bounce all day long, on top of Spikes The bots eat at their own Resteraunt with "The Waiter Bater" a hand that gets the waters attention without disrupting your conversations. ''Segment Two: The crew discusses celebrity romances. ''Segment Three: Crow and Tom want to rumble, but Mike intervenes.''Segment Four: Crow and Tom have a gadget that will make Mike act like Mikey.''Segment Five: Mike sings the Janitor Song. Dr. Forrester cleans up after Frank
Stinger: "And he didn't steal no bike neither... I did!"''moreless - Ep 13The Brain That Wouldn't Die10/30/93
Movie Plot:The Brain That Wouldn't Die A mad scientist keeps the head of his fiance alive in a dish in his lab while he looks for a new body for her.''''Intro: The 'bots train Mike on how to riff movies. They test him on riffing (Sid Melton=Little Monkey Boy).''Segment One: Mike invents an umbrella with gutters. Dr. Forrester invents a machine that pops balloons of kids.''Segment Two: Mike tries to get him and the 'bots back to Earth. He cuts a line of processed cheese, but Gypsy says it isn't cheese.''Segment Three: The crew tries to find the right hat for Jan, the head from the movie. Included are a crown roast, a lazy Susan and a carafe hat.''Segment Four: Mike confesses about a childhood trauma and the 'bots blab it all over.''Segment Five: Jan visits the SOL. She makes jokes about her condition. The 'bots join in, but when Mike does, Jan gets mad and leaves. Dr. Forrester tries to decapitate Frank.''''Stinger: Sultry Man/woman: "Who's to tell me to blow if I don't want to?"moreless - Ep 12Mitchell10/23/93
Movie Plot:Mitchell Mitchell is a cop who doesn't follow proper policy. He messes up everything in the movie yet manages to come out the hero.''''Intro: Joel shows the 'bots his toothpick Montecello model. They, of course, plot its destruction.''Segment One: The 'bots have destroyed Montecello. In Deep 13, the Mads are being audited, so they have hired a temp to help get things organized. Frank enjoys yelling at the temp, a guy named Mike Nelson.''Segment Two: Joel and the bots go on an Outward Bound trip to the heart of the ship. Gypsy, meanwhile overhears the Mads' plans to kill Mike, but mishears and thinks they plan to kill Joel.''Segment Three: Gypsy tries to find a way to get Joel off the ship and save him from the Mads. Despite her concerns, Joel doesn't want to go.''Segment Four: Gypsy asks Mike for help in getting Joel off the ship. He gets the keys to the SOL controls from Frank and informs Gypsy that there is an escape pod hidden on the ship.''Segment Five: Gypsy uses the ship's only escape pod to send Joel back to earth. Joel leaves a plaque and some inspirational words. Back in Deep 13, Dr. Forrester is furious at Joel's escape. The Mads decide to send Mike up to the SOL as a replacement.''''Stinger: Mitchell and the little kid go at it.moreless - Ep 11Gunslinger10/9/93
Movie Plot:Gunslinger The wife of a slain sheriff wears his badge and gets revenge.
Intro: Joel, Crow, and Gypsy take turns popping Servo's new balloon head.''Segment One: The Mads invent a day planner that makes heads explode. Of course, Frank becomes its first victim. The crew creates several whiffle products.''Segment Two: Joel and the 'bots talk about what death is like and their own type of funeral.''Segment Three: Gypsy and Crow are the SOL's version of the Pony Express.''Segment Four: Tom tries to explain how the man went from one place to another quickly.''Segment Five: The crew compares the 1870's with the 1970's, Frank head is blown up.
Stinger: What about our clothes?moreless - Ep 10The Painted Hills9/26/93
Movie Plot:The Painted Hills A story about a gold miner who is betrayed and the dog that seeks out justice for him. Stars Lassie as Shep the dog.''Also riffed was the short: "Body Care and Grooming".''''Intro: The 'bots put on a late-night show. ''Segment One: Dr. Forrester invents a generator that uses the human heart as a source of fuel. The crew invents a subliminal message machine.''Segment Two: Crow and Servo debate if the woman in the short was better off clean or dirty. ''Segment Three: ''Segment Four: Servo tries melting down Crow for the gold. Unfortunately, it turns out he's made of Kevlar.''Segment Five: The crew discusses whether Shep had the right to take vengeance without using the proper authorities. Dr. Forrester has to buy Frank a new heart, since his old one was worn out from being hooked up to the generator.''''Stinger:moreless - Ep 9The Girl in Lovers' Lane9/18/93
A pair of drifters get involved with the inner workings of a small town. - Ep 8Operation Double 0079/11/93
Movie Plot:Operation Double 007 The evil "Mr. Thayer" attempts to take over the world by freezing all machinery. Stars Sean Connery's brother, Neil.''''Intro: Joel shows some old home movies.''Segment One: Frank is in a very Bavarian mood, inventing "Lederhosen-hosen": pants with a hose through them. He gets depressed when he realizes how lame it is. Crow invents a variation on the bird that dips and drinks from a glass of water.''Segment Two: Joel, mocking the cheesy visuals of the movie, wants a back rub.''Segment Three: The crew compares the careers of the Connery brothers.''Segment Four: Torgo stops by to deliver some Mr. Pibbs that the Mads ordered.''Segment Five: Dr. Forrester magnetizes the SOL, and Frank tries to speak German. The magnetizer causes the 'bots to stick to the walls. An old Russian satellite, complete with dog, also gets stuck to the SOL.''''Stinger:moreless - Ep 8Monster A-Go-Go1/9/93
Movie Plot:Monster A-Go-Go The search for an astronaut on an alien planet.''Also riffed was the short:Circus on Ice.
Intro: The 'bots start a micro-cheese factory. Joel is given a tour.''Segment One: Joel's shoes are covered in cheese. Dr. Forrester decides to have an action hero competition: if they win, the crew watches Local Hero; if they lose, they get Monster A-Go-Go. Frank is the judge. The Mads' 'Johnny Longtorso' doll is presented in many separate pieces, to get more money. The 'bots present non-violent action figures. Frank calls the Mads the winner.''Segment Two: Gypsy doesn't 'get' Crow. He tries to help, but she can't pinpoint what it is. She realizes that maybe it's Tom she doesn't get.''Segment Three: Joel and Tom play keep-away from Crow. He does catch it in his net, but they get another ball. Joel throws a hail mary when movie sign calls. Tom catches it on the top of his dome in the theater.''Segment Four: After getting all his chores done, Joel asks the 'bots what questions they have. They ask about the plausibility of the Pina Colada Song. Joel just says it was about two popular things.''Segment Five: To try and cheer up the bots, Joel makes Tom a happy king and Crow his jester, Sir Giggles Von Laughs-A-Lot. It does not go well. Dr. F. gloats about their plight until Frank mentions a Matlock marathon on TV.
Stinger: Monsters on the go go.moreless - Ep 7I Accuse My Parents9/4/93
Movie Plot:I Accuse My Parents A teenager's dysfunctional family life leads him into trouble with a night club dancer and the mob.''Also riffed was the short: "The Truck Farmer".''''Intro: Crow paints Servo flesh toned because he has "Pinnochio Syndrome".''Segment One: Joel invents an orgainizer for your junk drawer that holds some really odd stuff. In Deep 13, the Mads invent a cake mix that includes an exotic dancer, who is accidentally baked into the cake by Frank.''Segment Two: Joel analyzes the 'bots drawings of their ideal families. ''Segment Three: The crew re-enacts the night club scene from the movie. It goes well until the music stops.''Segment Four: The crew tries to find the cause of Jimmy's (the kid in the movie) social illness. They discover he is just stupid.''Segment Five: The 'bots try to rob Joel of hamburgers. They get out the heavy artillery to do so. In Deep 13, the exotic dancer from the cake tries to seduce Dr. Forrester.''''Stinger: Dad laughs at Mother's hat.moreless - Ep 6Eegah8/28/93
Movie Plot:Eegah Story of a caveman in modern times. ''''Intro: Servo attempts to freeze Crow to absolute zero. Joel interrupts the experiment and shatters Crow.''Segment One: Joel has fixed Crow... sort of. In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester replaces Frank's blood with anti-freeze. Joel invents the Porkarina, which imitates the incidental music from The Beverly Hilbillies.''Segment Two: The crew discusses the workings of Hell. They find that Hell is much more subtle than they thought.''Segment Three: The 'bots do some disastrous plastic surgery on Joel, to make him look like Arch Hall Jr. from the movie.''Segment Four: The crew discusses why all 1960s sitcom families had single dads. They realize that the Munsters were the only normal 60s TV family.''Segment Five: The 'bots take showers to try to clean the movie's residue off. Frank wants his blood back.''''Stinger: Roxy fakes it, at the urging of her dad.moreless - Ep 5The Magic Voyage of Sinbad8/14/93
The second Russo-Finnish movie seen is the legend of Sinbad...or perhaps not. - Ep 5The Rebel Set12/11/92
- Ep 4Secret Agent Super Dragon8/7/93
Another secret agent with cool gadgets, hot women, and an evil villain; plus Dr. Forrester's seminar on super-villainy. - Ep 3Swamp Diamonds7/31/93
A Roger Corman movie about searching for diamonds in the swamp, featuring Mike Connors billed as Touch Connors. Also; Tom and Gypsy go on a date which does not go well for him. - Ep 2Warrior of the Lost World7/24/93
Movie Plot:Warrior of the Lost World In a post-apocalyptic world, a woman hires the Warrior to rescue her father.''''Intro: Servo can't handle the pressure of introducing the show.''Segment One: The mads invent some fitness equiptment. Joel invents candy hearts with adult messages like "Get Out!"''Segment Two: Crow and Servo race slot cars.''Segment Three: ''Segment Four: The crew discusses all the cool stuff they would do after the apocalypse, like play stickball on the Interstate.''Segment Five: The crew calls the Megaweapon from the movie. The Mads discover the good life, they play tennis and go dancing.''''Stinger:moreless - Ep 1Hercules7/17/93
The original Hercules movie is skewered; also featured is Crow's tribute to Gene Rayburn's Match Game. - The Giant Gila Monster
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