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Episode Guide

    • The Puma Man
      The Puma Man
      Season 9 - Episode 4
      4/4/98
      9.3
      The crew watches the story of a professor who finds out he's a superhero(kind of), while Pearl tries to hold a ball(unsuccesfully) and Roger Whitaker appears.
    • Santa Claus
      Santa Claus
      Season 5 - Episode 21
      12/24/93
      9.3
      Santa has kids instead of elves making the toys, and he battles a demon in this Mexican take on ol' St. Nick; while the Mads celebrate the holiday their way and the SOL crew sing a special holiday song for all beliefs.
    • Manos, The Hands of Fate
      Manos, The Hands of Fate
      Season 4 - Episode 27
      1/30/93
      9.3
      Movie Plot:Manos, The Hands of Fate A family on a l-o-n-g car trip end up lost and at the house of the evil "master".
      Also riffed was the short:Hired! (part 2), a training film for Chevy salesmen.
      Intro: Joel installs a program in the 'bots so that they think he is a genius. However, he gets bored with it and decides to remove it.
      Segment One: The bots return to normal. Joel invents a machine to make unfunny comic strips funny by combining them. In Deep 13, The Mads invent a guillotine for chocolate bunnies.
      Segment Two: The crew go on a fake car trip, using the scenic footage from the film, when redneck cop Gypsy pulls them over, they end up breaking down in tears about how bad the movie is. Frank calls to apologize for the movie.
      Segment Three: The crew discusses what makes a monster so monstrous and debate whether Torgo is a monster or not.
      Segment Four: Joel dresses up as 'The Master' with Crow as a tagalong Hellbeast. Tom says he looks like Maude with a Hellbeast. Dr. Forrester calls to apologize for the movie.
      Segment Five: Crow and Servo wrestle like the brides of Manos in the movie, supposedly for Joel. In Deep 13, the Mads' pizza is delivered by Torgo. It takes a long time to get there.
      Stinger: Girl in car says, "Why don't you guys leave us alone?"moreless
    • Time Chasers
      Time Chasers
      Season 8 - Episode 24
      11/22/97
      9.3
      Movie Plot: Time Chasers A computer scientist must destroy his time travel machine to save the future.

      Intro: Mike recaps the Roman planet saga, and Tom gets him to say 'lost in space' so he and Crow can act like the robot and Mr. Smith. Segment One: Mike parks the ship next to the Widowmaker. He goes and visits Pearl while the 'bots watch TV. She's just put Bobo down and listens to him through a baby monitor. Crow comes over when Tom switches the channel. Pearl goes back on her promise and sends the movie. Segment Two: Crow goes back in time to 1985 to get Mike to quit the temp jobs that would lead him to Deep 13. He finds Mike at a dairy co-op. He finds that the job will take a little longer than he thought. Segment Three: Crow continues to convince Mike to quit the temp jobs. He finds that Mike has a band called Sex Factory. Mike decides to go full-time with the band. When he gets back to his time, though, he finds that Mike has been killed at a gig and his older brother Eddie is now on the SOL. He took the temp jobs Mike would have. He is much more aggressive than Mike and is a big bully. Segment Four: Crow slips away and goes back to 1985 to convince his past future self not to convince Mike to quit the temp jobs. Segment Five: Crow tries to get Mike to say 'Gilligan's island,' but he refuses to go along. He goes back to Pearl's and tells her what Crow did. She says there's another Crow in Wisconsin in 1985. Mike is doubtful, but the spare Crow has taken Mike's temp job at the dairy co-op.

      Stinger: Robertson says, 'Matt, it's time for you to decide whether you want to be one of my team players or not.'moreless
    • The Giant Spider Invasion
      The Giant Spider Invasion
      Season 8 - Episode 11
      5/31/97
      9.3
      Giant spiders from space invade rural Wisconsin, while the SOL crew is attacked by pods which make Pearl and Observer into mindless drones.
    • Space Mutiny
      Space Mutiny
      Season 8 - Episode 23
      11/7/97
      9.2
      The crew watches a giant spaceship going through a mutiny, while Pearl and Observer are about to be killed for not being gods, and Mike helps them escape after Pearl promises she won't send them any more bad movies.
    • Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
      Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
      Season 8 - Episode 25
      12/6/97
      9.2
      Movie Plot: Overdrawn at the Memory Bank A man's mind gets sucked into a massive computer system. Intro: Crow creates a catch phrase for himself to justify a large t-shirt order. He has Tom cue a laugh track every time he says it, but it malfunctions. Segment One: The 'bots don't like the catch phrases Mike chooses. Pearl decides to make money by having her own PBS station, and hosting a pledge drive. Tom wants to help, but Mike says she will use the money to send them more bad movies. Segment Two: The 'bots order a pet monkey over the internet. It gets scared, hides in the rafters and throws things at Mike. The 'bots make Mike assume a non-threatening position. Segment Three: The bots' monkey still does not like Mike. As an example of other Pearl-based programming, Pearl and Observer sing a duet, which they forget the words midway through. Segment Four: Tom has Mike dopple him down to the Nanite world so he can make fun of them, but he winds up in a rough section and Mike becomes like Apollonia and doesn't help. Segment Five: Bobo comes up to the SOL to help with the monkey, but ends up turning against Mike and the 'bots. Meanwhile, Pearl counts the money her pledge drive made and pays her phone bank. Stinger: Fingal says, 'Mom, 'm I nuts?'moreless
    • Werewolf
      Werewolf
      Season 9 - Episode 5
      4/18/98
      9.2
      Movie Plot: Werewolf An author stumbles onto an archeological dig and becomes a werewolf. Intro: Mike hits his head and thinks he's James Lipton from Inside The Actors Studio. He thinks Crow is Ray Liotta and asks him weird questions like whether he smells like apples or not. Segment One: Crow whacks Mike with the clown hammer so he becomes himself again. Then, Mike climbs down a ladder the Nanites made to try and escape, but he winds up in Castle Forrester. The 'bots make insults through the radio, but Mike doesn't hear them. Segment Two: The crew discuss who they would want in their werewolf movie. They turn out to be relatives of famous people(like Joe Estevez), except for Crow, who could only come up with Ray Liotta. Segment Three: After watching the second werewolf crashing his car, Mike and the 'bots do the doo-wop song 'Where, Oh, Werewolf?'(like 'Leader Of The Pack,' get it?) They all dress up in poodle skirts. Segment Four: As they leave the theater, Crow stops short and Mike trips over him. Their essences mingle(ewwwwww!) and Mike becomes a wereCrow. He becomes more and more like Crow through the rest of the movie. Segment Five: Mike is almost fully Crow. Tom has essence of Mike to make Mike normal again, and some of it splashed on to him, making him a wereMike. In the castle, Pearl wants to inject the essence of a wolf into a man. Observer got a peasant, but all Bobo can find is a cocker spaniel. Pearl and Oberver makea hate-Bobo club. Stinger: Natalie says, 'Dis iss absoluuty fahsinattng.' (Translation: 'This is absolutely fascinating.')moreless
    • The Beast of Yucca Flats
      The Beast of Yucca Flats
      Season 6 - Episode 21
      1/21/95
      9.2
      The crew has to endure another Coleman Francis movie, along with not one, but two shorts. Mike and the crew also defeat Proposition Deep 13.
    • Mitchell
      Mitchell
      Season 5 - Episode 12
      10/23/93
      9.2

      The crew says goodbye to Joel Robinson when a misunderstanding leads to Gypsy plotting his escape with the help of temp worker Mike Nelson. The movie is Mitchell, starring Joe Don Baker as the stereotypical maverick cop.

    • Hobgoblins
      Hobgoblins
      Season 9 - Episode 8
      6/27/98
      9.2
      Movie Plot: Hobgoblins Goblins wreak havoc when they escape from a movie studio. Intro: The crew of the SOL keeps turning each other on inadvertently, like in the song 'I Didn't Mean To Turn You On.' Segment One: The on-turning turns purposeful. Pearl sends up a couch to store during the castle's remodeling. The crew starts jumping on it, and Pearl gets so upset, she sends them the worst movie she can find, Hobgoblins. Segment Two: Crow makes a film trying to tell men how to treat women, but he can't find any. Segment Three: Crow starts a hotline for people who have suffered trauma from watching the movie. Bobo calls in to say he's in love with someone outside his species and Crow hangs up, thinking it's Pearl. It is, however, a chimpanzee. Segment Four: The crew uses cardboard cutouts to distract Pearl while they try to escape. It does not work. Segment Five: Tom goes back in time and kicks Rick Sloane in the shins for making this movie, but Crow finds out it gave him the inspiration for making it. In the Castle, Pearl lectures Mike and the 'bots on how she can no longer trust them with furnitiure while Bobo and Observer jump on the couch. Stinger: The Hobgoblins drive off in McCreedy's golf cart.moreless
    • Prince of Space
      Prince of Space
      Season 8 - Episode 18
      8/16/97
      9.2
      While the crew watches a movie about a space race invading Japan and the super hero that defends it, they also cope with going through a wormhole that makes everyone run behind; Mike turn into a small robot; the crew wander around a sylvan glen; and Pearl and Observer wind up in Roman times.moreless
    • The Touch of Satan
      Season 9 - Episode 9
      7/11/98
      9.2
      While Bobo and Observer have a babysitter, the crew watches a man drawn in to help a witch and Tom's grandma trying to kill Mike.
    • parts: the clonus horror
      parts: the clonus horror
      Season 8 - Episode 12
      6/7/97
      9.2
      A secret clone farm is guarded by a presidential candidiate, while Pearl and her crew watch three powerful space children.
    • Future War
      Future War
      Season 10 - Episode 3
      4/25/99
      9.2
      A 'tool' from the future is chased by a cyborg and a bunch of dinosaurs while the 'bots take LSD as an experiment.
    • Laserblast
      Laserblast
      Season 7 - Episode 8
      5/18/96
      9.2
      The Satellite of Love is disconnected from Deep 13 because Dr. Forrester's funding has been cut. As a result, they hurtle toward the edge of the universe and run into various space entities before becoming pure energy. They also watch a movie about a rebel-ish teen who finds a space gun in the desert that makes him kill his enemies.moreless
    • I was a Teenage Werewolf
      I was a Teenage Werewolf
      Season 8 - Episode 10
      4/19/97
      9.2
      Pearl leaves the crew to their own devices when she, Bobo and Observer go camping; aliens then invade the SOL. The movie is Michael Landon's turn as...well, the title says it all.
    • Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
      Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
      Season 10 - Episode 13
      9/12/99
      9.2
      Pearl gets her first experiment from the institute, and the crew watches Merlin in modern day.
    • The Phantom Planet
      Season 9 - Episode 3
      3/21/98
      9.1
      Movie Plot:The Phantom Planet An astronaut ends up on a planet inhabited by miniature people.

      Intro: The Crew have a contest with their Andy Rooney imitations. Gypsy judges. Segment One: Gypsy never announces the winner because the crew can't stop doing their Andy Rooney. The Doomsday Device Pearl ordered finally arrives. Unfortunately, its radioactive core was sent to the SOL, and the 'bots do not want to part with it. Segment Two: Servo tries to look at good and beautiful things, so he can enjoy life. He has to switch a couple of things. Segment Three: Mike takes a space walk, and the 'bots forget to let him back in. In Castle Forrester, Pearl and Brain Guy discover that the ghostly noises around the castle are actually being made by Bobo. Segment Four: The 'bots play their water glasses and Mike upstages them. Segment Five: Crow thinks he's an alien from the movie and dresses like one. Pearl, doubting her evilness after failing to assemble the Doomsday Device, is cheered up by a mob of villagers. She is going to pour hot oil on them. Turns out, however, that they are just the local welcome wagon. She gives up, but accidentally pours the oil on them.

      Stinger: The "Good and the Beautiful" are extolled.moreless
    • The Sinister Urge
      The Sinister Urge
      Season 6 - Episode 12
      11/5/94
      9.1
      Frank tries to blow up the SOL and Deep 13 as the crew watch an Ed Wood film about smut.
    • The Final Sacrifice
      The Final Sacrifice
      Season 9 - Episode 11
      7/25/98
      9.1
      A kid and a drifter fend off a cult and find a lost city in Western Canada.
    • Girl in Gold Boots
      Season 10 - Episode 2
      4/18/99
      9.1
      Pearl tries to get certified as a mad scientist by sending Mike and the 'bots a movie about a girl who hooks up with a criminal and tries to be a dancer.
    • Riding with Death
      Riding with Death
      Season 8 - Episode 15
      7/19/97
      9.1
      A movie spliced together from two episodes of Gemini man is Mike's punishment for apparently blowing up yet another planet.
    • Track of the Moonbeast
      Track of the Moonbeast
      Season 10 - Episode 6
      6/13/99
      9.1
      A man turns into a lizard creature after getting hit with a piece of meteorite, while Bobo has his brain placed on the outside of his head.
    • High School Big Shot
      High School Big Shot
      Season 6 - Episode 18
      12/10/94
      9.1
      A high school brain tries to impress a girl by stealing a million dollars. Also, the crew watches a short about specialty breads and Tom becomes huge.
    • Soultaker
      Soultaker
      Season 10 - Episode 1
      4/11/99
      9.1
      A movie about teens eluding a soultaker is the backdrop for the return of Joel Robinson and TV's Frank.
    • The Undead
      The Undead
      Season 8 - Episode 7
      3/8/97
      9.1
      A 'psychic researcher' convinces a prostitute to visit her past lives and they wind up changing history. Also, Tom fakes his way onto the Observers' planet, but is easily found out.
    • The Horror of Party Beach
      The Horror of Party Beach
      Season 8 - Episode 20
      9/6/97
      9.1
      While the crew watches a beach-horror movie, Pearl and Observer wind up on a Roman-times like planet.
    • Boggy Creek II: and The Legend Continues...
      5/9/99
      9.1
      A college professor and his students look for a local legendary creature while Pearl tries to make Bobo into one as well.
    • The Deadly Bees
      The Deadly Bees
      Season 9 - Episode 6
      5/9/98
      9.0
      Movie Plot: The Deadly Bees An exhausted pop star tries to relax on a small island, but killer bees disrupt her rest. Intro: The crew does a series of 'previously on..' bits, spoofing several other shows. Segment One: Tom is still in 'previously on' mode, trying to choke Mike. As Observer and Bobo eat chili dogs, the other Observers return to take back Brain Guy. Pearl is rather upset, but says she's not. Segment Two: Crow writes a sonnet to Mrs. Hargrove, the 'cigarette hag.' Tom plays the creamhorn as accompniament. They are dressed in old English clothes. Segment Three: The movie inspires the 'bots to raise insects. Bobo and Pearl sing a song to convince Observer to stay, which works. Mike gets caught up in the song and releases the insects. Segment Four: Mike dresses as a bee and tries to communicate by movement, but not odor(thank God). Tom understands him, but all Crow wants to know is where is his Just For Men haircoloring. Segment Five: The crew thinks about bees and the bowler-hatted man from the last scene pops onto the bridge. In the castle, Observer battles the other Observers. They gang up on him until Bobo grabs their brains. Observer makes the others into mortal Packer fans. The bowler-hatted man appears. Stinger: Mrs. Hargrove asks Doris, 'The dog's meat, have you seen it?'moreless
    • Teenagers from Outer Space
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      6/27/92
      9.0
      Movie Plot:Teenagers from Outer Space "Teens" from outer space come to earth for the purpose of livestock grazing. Intro: Joel tries electroshock on Servo and Crow. Segment One: The 'bots invent scratch-n-sniff report cards. Dr. Forrester tries ventriloquisim. Segment Two: Comparing Real life to Reel life. Segment Three: The crew shoots snacks into space. Segment Four: A real hardcore space cruiser stops by but has lame results. Segment Five: Joel and the 'bots show off duct tape fashion based on the movie. Dr. Forrester has a romantic date with Resusci-Annie and Frank is creeped out. Stinger: When we return the high priest shall sentence you to TORTURE!!!moreless
    • Village of the Giants
      Village of the Giants
      Season 5 - Episode 23
      1/22/94
      9.0

      Frank is forced to fire himself, but with the inspiration of the SOL crew, he gets his job back. The crew watches a movie about a bunch of giant mutant teens terrorizing a town. Tommy Kirk, Beau Bridges and Ronny Howard star.

    • Squirm
      Squirm
      Season 10 - Episode 11
      8/1/99
      9.0
      Worms become killers after being electrified. Meanwhile, Pearl tries to run a county fair.
    • Diabolik
      Diabolik
      Season 10 - Episode 12
      8/8/99
      9.0
      The Satellite of Love returns 'To Earth!' after watching Diabolik, a movie about a super criminal that foils ineffective police.
    • Revenge of the Creature
      Revenge of the Creature
      Season 8 - Episode 2
      2/1/97
      9.0

      The show debuts on the Sci-Fi Channel with the 'se-quel' to the cult classic Creature From The Black Lagoon. Crow can't remember Mike, the Earth in the year 2525 is ruled by apes(supposedly with the help of Mike's ancestors) and Pearl is their Lawgiver, and she blames Mike for her son going back to mad scientist-ing so she takes up his experiment.

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    • The Deadly Mantis
      The Deadly Mantis
      Season 8 - Episode 5
      2/22/97
      9.0

      The crew watches a giant praying mantis attack the Arctic Circle, while Mike inadvertantly blows up Ape Earth.

    • Monster A-Go-Go
      Season 4 - Episode 21
      4/17/93
      9.0
      The search for an astronaut on an alien planet.
    • The Thing That Couldn't Die
      The Thing That Couldn't Die
      Season 8 - Episode 6
      3/1/97
      9.0
      A cursed body is reunited with its decapitated head and terrorizes a ranch. Meanwhile, the crew winds up in the clutches of the Observers, who are watching Pearl's experiment.
    • Pod People
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      6/15/91
      9.0
      Movie Plot: Pod People Alien beings hatch on earth after a meteor crash. Intro: The SOL is having an arts chautauqua. Crow and Tom each do their own one man show. Segment One: Joel invents a monster chord for rock shows. The Mads show off their public domain songs karaoke machine. Segment Two: Joel and the 'bots sing the song that Rick and the girls do in the studio, trying to figure out the lyrics. Segment Three: Joel helps Crow become the next New Age music sensation. Tom announces Music From Some Guys In Space. Segment Four: Crow, as Trumpy, does some magic on the SOL. The Mads are bewildered. Segment Five: The crew sings, Will There Still Be a Clown in the Sky? The Mads say it stinks. Stinger: Rick says, "It stinks!"moreless
    • Time of the Apes
      Time of the Apes
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      7/13/91
      9.0

      Joel and the 'bots watch yet another Sandy Frank movie, this time an Japanese TV ripoff of Planet Of The Apes. They do their own version of Inherit The Wind and present the latest in ape fashion while Frank grows big babies.

    • The Girl in Lovers' Lane
      The Girl in Lovers' Lane
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      9/18/93
      9.0
      A pair of drifters get involved with the inner workings of a small town.
    • Bride of the Monster
      Bride of the Monster
      Season 4 - Episode 24
      1/23/93
      9.0
      The movie features Bela Lugosi trying to make a race of super-human beings. Also the first part of the 'Hired!' short and the SOL Community Theater doing 'Hired! The Musical!'
    • Gamera vs. Guiron
      Gamera vs. Guiron
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      9/7/91
      9.0

      Gamera helps two boys who sneak onto a spaceship get back to Earth. Also, the crew sings their version of the Gamera theme song and Michael Feinstein visits Deep 13.

    • The Leech Woman
      The Leech Woman
      Season 8 - Episode 3
      2/8/97
      8.9

      While watching a scientist pursue the fountain of youth for his aged wife, the crew has to deal with a Nanite labor stoppage, while Pearl proves she is the Lawgiver and the apes let themselves go. Also, Tom and Crow try to get Mike's pineal juice and the SOL is infested with prairie dogs.

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    • Jack Frost
      Season 8 - Episode 14
      7/12/97
      8.9
      The crew watches another Russo-Finnish movie while Bobo and Observer argue over who's in charge while Pearl is returning the space children.
    • Devil Fish
      Devil Fish
      Season 9 - Episode 12
      8/15/98
      8.9
      Lots of Italians pretending to be Floridians fight a mutated shark/octopus while Pearl makes the castle into a cruise ship.
    • Eegah
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      8/28/93
      8.9
      Movie Plot:Eegah Story of a caveman in modern times. Intro: Servo attempts to freeze Crow to absolute zero. Joel interrupts the experiment and shatters Crow. Segment One: Joel has fixed Crow... sort of. In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester replaces Frank's blood with anti-freeze. Joel invents the Porkarina, which imitates the incidental music from The Beverly Hilbillies. Segment Two: The crew discusses the workings of Hell. They find that Hell is much more subtle than they thought. Segment Three: The 'bots do some disastrous plastic surgery on Joel, to make him look like Arch Hall Jr. from the movie. Segment Four: The crew discusses why all 1960s sitcom families had single dads. They realize that the Munsters were the only normal 60s TV family. Segment Five: The 'bots take showers to try to clean the movie's residue off. Frank wants his blood back. Stinger: Roxy fakes it, at the urging of her dad.moreless
    • The Violent Years
      The Violent Years
      Season 6 - Episode 10
      10/8/94
      8.9
      Movie Plot:The Violent Years A young woman leads a crime spree and people die. Also riffed was the short: "A Young Man's Fancy". Intro: Servo has a new, creepy, head. Segment One: The Mads write a theme song for themselves. Segment Two: Frank starts a country music radio station. Segment Three:Segment Four: Mike puts on a show as Keanu Reeves. Segment Five: Mike and Crow act out the gas station robbery from the movie. Stinger:moreless
    • Bloodlust
      Bloodlust
      Season 6 - Episode 6
      9/3/94
      8.9
      Movie Plot: Bloodlust A group of vacationers are captured and hunted by a madman. Also riffed was the short: Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm. Intro: Servo psycho-analyzes Crow. They talk about many subjects. Segment One: Servo tells Mike about Crow's analysis. The crew 'helps' Dr. Forrester impress his visiting mother, Pearl. She and Frank get along very well. Segment Two: Mike becomes Kenny G. and Crow opens a roadside fruit stand until Tom runs over it with his car. Segment Three: The crew does a hoedown. It deteriorates into a slam dance. Segment Four: Crow confesses, thus ruining the crew's murder mystery party. Segment Five: The 'bots think that Mike is hunting them. They capture him. Frank and Mrs. Forrester go out for dinner, ruining Dr. Forrester's elaborate dinner. Stinger: Tony chews up the scenery as he dies.moreless
    • Blood Waters of Dr. Z
      Blood Waters of Dr. Z
      Season 10 - Episode 4
      5/2/99
      8.9
      A mad doctor turns himself into a walking fish, gets revenge on those who he felt wronged by, and looks for a mate; the 'bots try to see if any scene looks better when the actors are nude.
    • Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2
      Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2
      Season 0 - Episode 4
      11/27/88
      8.9
      Movie Plot: A fugitive alien and a pilot from earth fight a few interplanitary wars. Segment I: Crow tells his version of the first Thanksgiving. Segment II: Joel demonstrates numbchucks.
    • The Skydivers
      The Skydivers
      Season 6 - Episode 5
      8/27/94
      8.9
      Movie Plot:The Skydivers A skydiving school is the central point in a movie about a bunch of people cheating on each other. Also riffed was the short: "Why Study Industrial Arts?". Intro: The Tom Star-Show takes us through the universe, but Crow only wants to go to Uranus. Segment One: Mike and the 'bots compete against the Mads in Swing Choir. Dr. Forrester wins, according to himself, because he is the judge. Segment Two: Mike teaches a shop class for the bots. Servo can't do anything because his arms don't work, and Crow cuts himself in half. Segment Three: Crow pulls a prank on himself, doing a double jock lock just to see if he can get out of it. He can't before movie sign. Segment Four: Crow finally gets a car, but Servo shoots it up. Segment Five: Crow and Servo get stuck in parachutes. Mike reads some letters and does some swing choir. Dr. Forrester throws balls at Frank because he's a wuss. Stinger: Pete says, "I dunno, I feel real free up there in that high, blue sky."moreless
    • Samson vs. the Vampire Women
      Samson vs. the Vampire Women
      Season 6 - Episode 26
      3/25/95
      8.9
      TV's Frank departs for Second Banana Heaven as the crew watches a movie featuring legendary Mexican wrestler El Santo.
    • The Projected Man
      The Projected Man
      Season 9 - Episode 1
      3/14/98
      8.9
      Season Nine begins with the discovery of Castle Forrester, which becomes Pearl's new home base. Meanwhile, the crew watches another bad British movie, this one about a scientist who gets the ability to shock everyone to death.
    • The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
      The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      8/14/93
      8.9
      The second Russo-Finnish movie seen is the legend of Sinbad...or perhaps not.
    • Danger!! Death Ray
      Danger!! Death Ray
      Season 6 - Episode 20
      1/7/95
      8.9

      Another spy movie is on the screen for the crew while Frank becomes a talent agent(for Mike, Tom and Torgo, but not Crow), the 'bots do 'This Is Your Life, Mike Nelson!' and Tom develops his own death ray--for peaceful purposes(until he zaps Crow because he just can't resist).

    • Angels' Revenge
      Angels' Revenge
      Season 6 - Episode 22
      3/11/95
      8.9
      Movie Plot:Angels' Revenge Six sexy wonen bust a drug ring. It was a blatant Charlie's Angels rip-off.

      Intro: Crow is angry because he has amnesia, though he knows a lot of things. Turns out he has Ambrosia, and starts singing their songs. Segment One: The Mads turn the SOL crew into the cast of Renegade, so they can get higher ratings, but it wears off. The Mads dress up as 1970's relief pitchers Rollie Fingers(Dr. F.) and Tug McGraw(Frank). Segment Two: Crow's latest screenplay is a blax-sploitation film, which is just a reworking of Earth Vs. Soup. Segment Three: The 'bots are very to-the-point on their opinion of Mike's Fonz impression. Segment Four Aaron Spelling's house passes by. The 'bots feel very insigificant. Segment Five: The 'bots test the shame-o-meter, which is broken by the Mads' level of shame. That's because they are dressed as Bobby Riggs and Billie Jean King.

      Stinger: Michelle shines her love.moreless
    • The Dead Talk Back
      The Dead Talk Back
      Season 6 - Episode 3
      7/30/94
      8.9
      Movie Plot: The Dead Talk Back After a murder, the people at a rooming house are questioned, including a man who is working on talking to dead people. Also riffed was the short: The Selling Wizard.

      Intro: Gypsy organizes a fire drill. They have to walk in a straight line, but they just go in circles. Segment One: Dr. Forrester, with little help from Frank, tries to use direct marketing with Nelson Cigarettes. Mike, with no help from Crow, resists. Segment Two: Tom and Crow host The Dead Talk Back radio show. Several famous dead people call. Mike is amazed, but Crow and Tom aren't. Segment Three: The crew dresses as the Grateful Dead. They play a song, but Crow does an extra-long guitar solo like Jerry Garcia. Dr. F. and Frank fall asleep during it. Mike and Tom play chess, Gypsy reads War and Peace, and Mike folds his laundry. When movie sign sounds, Mike has to grab Crow, because he's still playing. Segment Four: The Crew is interrogated by Dr. Forrester, but he is interrupted when Frank confesses. Crow resumes his guitar solo. Segment Five: Mike reads a letter while Crow continues his solo, Tom talks like the movie's narrator, and Gypsy rins another fire drill. Dr. Forrester and Frank play 'William Tell.' He keeps missing the apple and hitting Frank.

      Stinger: Woman screams as she finds the dead body.moreless
    • The Human Duplicators
      The Human Duplicators
      Season 4 - Episode 21
      12/26/92
      8.9
      Movie Plot:The Human Duplicators An alien has been sent to Earth to duplicate people and take over the planet. Intro: Joel asks the 'bots what modifications they want. Tom has several sketches of complete redesigns. Segment One: The Mads (in between giggle fits)invent the Fridge Alarm, to prevent William Conrad from breaking in. Joel invents the beanie-chopper: a beanie that flies. Tom and Crow aren't impressed, because they thought Joel would go through the roof. Segment Two: The crew makes models of the spaceship from the movie out of household items. Tom and Crow don't seem enthusiastic. Segment Three: Servo duplicates himself several times. Joel pulls him aside, and the duplicates attack Crow. Segment Four: Hugh Beaumont visits the SOL again, and he is very cranky. Segment Five: The 'bots out themselves... as robots. Joel already knows. William Conrad breaks into the Mads' fridge. Stinger: Thor androids fighting each other.moreless
    • I Accuse My Parents
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      9/4/93
      8.9
      Movie Plot:I Accuse My Parents A teenager's dysfunctional family life leads him into trouble with a night club dancer and the mob. Also riffed was the short: "The Truck Farmer". Intro: Crow paints Servo flesh toned because he has "Pinnochio Syndrome". Segment One: Joel invents an orgainizer for your junk drawer that holds some really odd stuff. In Deep 13, the Mads invent a cake mix that includes an exotic dancer, who is accidentally baked into the cake by Frank. Segment Two: Joel analyzes the 'bots drawings of their ideal families. Segment Three: The crew re-enacts the night club scene from the movie. It goes well until the music stops. Segment Four: The crew tries to find the cause of Jimmy's (the kid in the movie) social illness. They discover he is just stupid. Segment Five: The 'bots try to rob Joel of hamburgers. They get out the heavy artillery to do so. In Deep 13, the exotic dancer from the cake tries to seduce Dr. Forrester. Stinger: Dad laughs at Mother's hat.moreless
    • The Space Children
      The Space Children
      Season 9 - Episode 7
      6/13/98
      8.9
      A space blob forces children to sabotage a nuclear rocket launch. Also, a pair of kids romp through the World's Fair in Seattle and learn about phones, Pearl has a new phone system installed, and Tom sets up a kissing booth.
    • Escape 2000
      Escape 2000
      Season 7 - Episode 7
      3/2/96
      8.9

      While watching a movie about greedy developers trying to force people to 'Leave the Bronx,' Crow repeatedly sets fires on the SOL, Dr. Forrester puts his mother in a home, and a new character comes in to try and help ratings.

    • Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
      2/17/96
      8.9
      A medieval hero uses dead warriors to prevent a kingdom from falling into the hands of an evil ruler.
    • The Giant Gila Monster
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      6/13/92
      8.8
      Movie Plot:The Giant Gila Monster Not much unexpected happens: a giant gila monster goes on a rampage. Intro: Crow and Tom tape themselves together. Segment One: The Mads create motivational punching bags. Segment Two: Joel opens a small malt shop Segment Three: The guys remember some of their favorite drunk entertainers (Dean Martin, Otis Campbell, etc.) Segment Four: "Servo On Cinema" - Tom examines the movie's director, Ray Kellog. Segment Five: The crew forms a rock band. Stinger: Weird old man belches up his "sodee-pop".moreless
    • Zombie Nightmare
      Zombie Nightmare
      Season 6 - Episode 15
      11/24/94
      8.8
      After a man is killed by some joyriding teens, his mother has a voodoo priestess turn him into a zombie to gain vengance on the killers. Also, the Mads start doing voodoo on their own.
    • Fugitive Alien
      Fugitive Alien
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      8/17/91
      8.8

      The crew endures more Sandy Frank as they see a movie taken from a Japanese TV series. Listen for the 'Forklift Song.'

    • The Creeping Terror
      The Creeping Terror
      Season 6 - Episode 7
      9/17/94
      8.8
      Movie Plot: The Creeping Terror A giant centipede-like alien attacks Earth. Intro: Servo becomes the satellite's security guard. He makes Mike sign in and out just to give Crow some comic books. Segment One: Frank does the laundry. The SOL is forced by the Mads to open a coffeehouse to see if they become pretentious. It takes only a few seconds for the 'bots to transform. Segment Two: Crow has made a flag for the SOL. Mike helps him raise it, then refuses to take cyanide in case he's captured. Segment Three: The crew does their version of Love, American Style. Segment Four: Mike tries out his new sound system, but only has the dance music from the movie on it. It takes a long time. Segment Five: Gypsy eats Servo, then becomes allergic to him. Dr. Forrester tortures Frank for messing up the wash. Stinger: Girl at dance says, "My God, what is it?"moreless
    • Terror from the Year 5000
      Terror from the Year 5000
      Season 8 - Episode 8
      3/15/97
      8.8
      A radioactive woman is brought from the future and terrorizes the people who brought her. Also, Pearl and Bobo are made to fight to the death by the Observers.
    • Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
      Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      2/2/91
      8.8
      Mothra visits the SOL as the crew watches their second consecutive Godzilla movie to end season two.
    • Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
      Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      12/21/91
      8.8
      Movie Plot:Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Santa is abducted by Martians to bring joy to Mars. Intro: The 'bots make their Christmas lists. Segment One: Dr Forrester and TV's Frank present the Wish Squisher. Joel and the 'bots present their own misfit toys Segment Two: The crew performs "A Patrick Swayze Christmas" Segment Three: Joel looks through his Christmas movie collection. Segment Four: Joel and the 'bots read their christmas essays with horrible results until Gypsy gives hers. Segment Five: Joel gives the 'bots presents. Frank pawns Dr. Forrester's Rolex to buy him a watchband. Stinger:moreless
    • Gamera
      Gamera
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      6/8/91
      8.8

      The crew watches the first of the Gamera movies. Joel presents an endless salad bar container while Frank has problems with his bird cage vacuum. Tom also sings his famous song, 'Tibby, Oh Tibby.'

    • Assignment: Venezuela
      Assignment: Venezuela
      Season 7 - Episode 9
      5/6/01
      8.8
      Movie Plot: This is an industrial training/propaganda short made by an oil company. It is about a man who travels to Venezuela and is given a tour of a refinery. It is really cheezy. Also on this video: The riffed shorts Century 21 Calling from "The Space Children" episode and A Case of Spring Fever from the episode "Squirm."moreless
    • Kitten with a Whip
      Kitten with a Whip
      Season 6 - Episode 14
      11/23/94
      8.8
      The movie that made Ann-Margret a star, about a teen girl and her friends who terroizes a Senate candidate. Meanwhile, Crow tries to find the button to bring the SOL down, but gets caught.
    • The 1995 Thanksgiving Episode
      The 1995 Thanksgiving Episode
      Season 7 - Episode 2
      11/23/95
      8.8
      The movie riffed was "Night of the Blood Beast", the same film as episode 149. The difference between this episode and that one is that this version aired only a few times and the live action comedy bits were all related to Thanksgiving. Episode 149 riffed the same movie, but had different comedy bits that were not thanksgiving themed. It was the non-Thanksgiving version that was used in reruns.

      Intro: The crew discusses today's football game.
      Segment One: Dr. Forrester is having a thanksgiving party. Crow talks with Dr. Forrester's guests.
      Segment Two: Debate: Stuffing vs. Potatoes
      Segment Three: Crow and Mrs. Forrester talk.
      Segment Four: Mike and the 'bots have thanksgiving dinner. The party guests also have Thanksgiving dinner.
      Segment Five: Dr. Forrester's mother, Pearl, presents her homemade Turkey Surprise.

      Stinger: Steve says, "Wounded animal that large isn't good."moreless
    • Horrors of Spider Island
      Season 10 - Episode 10
      7/25/99
      8.8
      A troupe of dancers suffer though a plane crash and wind up on an island where a huge spider terrorizes them. Also, Pearl has the castle moved because she didn't want to pay for a license for Bobo.
    • Final Justice
      Final Justice
      Season 10 - Episode 7
      6/20/99
      8.8
      Joe Don Baker is a Texas sherriff who travels to Malta to track down the mobster who killed his partner.
    • Girls Town
      Girls Town
      Season 6 - Episode 1
      7/16/94
      8.8

      Another teen rebel movie starring Mamie Van Doren is on tap but the big news is the SOL becomes the first ever tethered satellite in the sixth season premiere.

    • Cave Dwellers
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      6/1/91
      8.8
      Movie Plot:Cave Dwellers Miles O'Keefe plays Ator, the caveman-ish hero of the future. Intro: The crew and Magic Voice discuss changing their names. Segment One: The Mads new furniture makes them like a talk show. Joel invents the Smoking Jacket. In Deep 13, The Mads try robotic arm wrestling. Joel and the 'bots start out cheering for Frank, but when Dr. Forrester protests, they quickly change. Segment Two: The crew tries a new version of the opening sequence. Segment Three: Joel tells the 'bots how the makers of this week's film tried to make the movie better than it actually was by adding really neat names to their cheap props. Segment Four: Joel demonstrates the magic of sound effects. The 'bots name sounds and Joel makes them. Segment Five: The Mads try to convince the SOL crew that the movie wasn't that bad. The 'bots show continuity errors. Stinger: Ator calls Thong for dinner.moreless
    • Colossus and the Headhunters
      Colossus and the Headhunters
      Season 6 - Episode 4
      8/20/94
      8.7
      Mike and the 'bots watch a movie about a hero called Cheesesteak, while the Mads produce the cutest pet ever, NummyMuffinCoocolButter.
    • Crash of the Moons
      Crash of the Moons
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      11/28/92
      8.7
      Rocky Jones returns as he and his friends try to prevent two moons from crashing. Also, more of General Hospital is riffed, Frank OD's on toothpaste, and Crow and Tom try to woo Gypsy.
    • Godzilla vs. Megalon
      Godzilla vs. Megalon
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      1/19/91
      8.7
      The crew watches Godzilla and a robot battle monsters from underground while creating new Halloween costumes and creating the TV show Rex Dart: Eskimo Spy!
    • Teen-Age Strangler
      Teen-Age Strangler
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      11/7/93
      8.7
      Movie Plot:Teen-Age Strangler A serial killer is attacking teen-age girls. Also riffed was the short: "Is this Love?".

      Intro: Mike calls his grandmother for help to escape, but she isn't home. Segment One: Dr. Forrester has Frank in a giant harness that lets him bounce all day long, on top of Spikes The bots eat at their own Resteraunt with "The Waiter Bater" a hand that gets the waters attention without disrupting your conversations. Segment Two: The crew discusses celebrity romances. Segment Three: Crow and Tom want to rumble, but Mike intervenes. Segment Four: Crow and Tom have a gadget that will make Mike act like Mikey. Segment Five: Mike sings the Janitor Song. Dr. Forrester cleans up after Frank

      Stinger: "And he didn't steal no bike neither... I did!"moreless
    • Invasion of the Neptune Men
      Invasion of the Neptune Men
      Season 8 - Episode 22
      10/11/97
      8.7
      Movie Plot: Invasion of the Neptune Men A horde of invaders from Neptune is thwarted by a rocket technician in disguise.

      Intro: After reading a National Geographic story about eyelash mites, the 'bots convince Mike to have the Nanites to eliminate them. Segment One: The Nanite war is going badly because the mites are more powerful. Crow and Tom blame Mike, though they wanted the war. On the planet, Pearl is jealous because of all the attention paid to the Mad Goth, aka Bobo. He has a 40-foot statue unveiled in his honor(with some anatomical additions). Observer convinces Pearl to get Bobo back. Meanwhile, the 'war' is just a big practical joke that the 'bots have played on Mike. They ask why he even got rid of the mites. Segment Two: The 'bots perform a Kabuki play for mike, but he prefers Noh theater. The 'bots get all confused...which may or may not be Mike's revenge for the eyelash mite joke. Segment Three: Just before he leaves the theater, Tom contracts Rogie-Panty Complex, so Mike applies packs of panties to him. Meanwhile, Pearl and Observer try to convince Bobo to leave with them(he may or may not have amneisia), but he wants to stay with his statue. Flavia thwarts their plans, however. Crow says he has Rogie-Panty Complex--he really doesn't, he just wants all the attention Tom is getting. Segment Four: The crew starts to break down as they leave the theater, and they are really struggling with the movie. However, Phantom of Krankor(from Prince Of Space) appears to conquer them. The crew are happy to see someone that is more dignified than the Neptune men. They get friendly with Phantom and even give him a hug. When he leaves, Mike starts to cry(with happiness). Segment Five: Crow has made a suggestion box, which he has filled with suggestions for Japan(which all have to do with the movie). There's even one for Luxemborg--to be thankful they aren't Japan. On the Planet, Pearl and Bobo are in line for the Mad Goth's autograph, just to try and steal Bobo away. She gets frustrated and whacks him with a tablet--which apparenly clears up his amnesia and he becomes Bobo again. However, this exposes Pearl and Observer as not being gods, so Flavia has them captured.

      Stinger: The fat little kid falls down.moreless
    • Attack of the The Eye Creatures
      Attack of the The Eye Creatures
      Season 4 - Episode 19
      12/5/92
      8.7
      Movie Plot:Attack of the Eye Creatures Aliens with multiple eyes land on Earth. Intro: Servo and Crow go through their 'best friends' stage. It does not last long. Segment One: The Mads use a Router Ouija Board to contact dead wood-workers. Joel invents the Funny Gag Fax, for practical jokes. Segment Two: Servo needs to kiss someone. Crow, Gypsy and Magic Voice all decline, but Joel obliges. Segment Three: The crew celebrates Earl Holliman, because one of the characters in the movie kind of looks like him. Segment Four:: Joel and the 'bots are the Rip Taylor Trio, with lots of eye jokes. Segment Five: The crew tries to prove that the movie's producers didn't care. In Deep 13, Larry Buchanan (the movie's director) confirms that nobody on the crew cared. Stinger: Mike in his dress.moreless
    • The She-Creature
      The She-Creature
      Season 8 - Episode 9
      4/5/97
      8.7
      The Observers plan to dissect Bobo and Pearl and get Mike to help; he responds by getting the Nanites to take care of it. They blow up the planet and the 'bots blame Mike. The movie is about a hypnotist using a pretty girl to bring a horrible creature from back in time to the present.moreless
    • Catalina Caper
      Catalina Caper
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      10/13/90
      8.7

      The crew watch a beach movie while Tom falls in love with the 'creepy girl' and Joel tries to explain the '60's. Little Richard is among the musical guests.

    • Agent for H.A.R.M.
      Agent for H.A.R.M.
      Season 8 - Episode 17
      8/2/97
      8.7
      Movie Plot: Agent for H.A.R.M. A secret agent tries to protect the inventor of a spore gun.

      Intro: Tom and Crow are into extreme! Tom is into extreme stamp collecting and Crow is doing extreme yoga. Mike tries to get into it, but can't. Segment One: Mike gets into extreme rice. The 'bots are not impressed. Suddenly, Mike disappears and re-appears in an intergalactic courtroom where he must stand trial for the planets he destroyed. Somehow, Pearl is his prosector and Bobo is his defense attorney. Segment Two: Crow wants to send Mike a tort with a power saw inside. Pearl and Bobo give their opening statements: Pearl's has several props and Bobo seems to be channelling Gregory Peck in To Kill A Mockingbird, but he thinks more about food(and panties). Mike chokes the monkey. Segment Three: The 'bots give video depositions: Tom hosts a telethon, Crow's is full of bleeped obcenities, and Gypsy says Mike is innocent, which Bobo doesn't like. Segment Four: Tom finds a legal precedent, but it doesn't apply to Mike. Observer gives his testimony, which points to Mike(with prodding from Pearl). Bobo, however, exposes a lie he told about baking pies--one of the things that Bobo knows well. Segment Five: Crow and Tom do a vigil for Mike, but Crow only lasts a few seconds. Ortega severly damages Mike's defense with his testimony, but Bobo brings a little Amish boy to the stand in his defense. Pearl tries to break the boy before the judge declares Mike guilty and sentences him to death. However, he reduces the sentence to 800 hours of community service, which Mike starts by cleaning up the SOL.

      Stinger: Malko gives Stefanik a spaz chop.moreless
    • The Screaming Skull
      The Screaming Skull
      Season 9 - Episode 13
      8/29/98
      8.7
      A schlock-horror movie where a man tries to scare his wealthy wife to death, plus a Gumby short which traumatized the 'bots.
    • Hercules Unchained
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      8/1/92
      8.7
      Movie Plot:Hercules Unchained Hercules returns to Thebes, goes on a mission but forgets, then remembers. Intro: It's wash day on the Satellite of Love. The bots are horrified. Segment One: The Mads introduce decorator roaches. Steve Reeves stops by Deep 13 as a pest control guy and ends up introducing the movie. The crew invents the Steve-O-Meter, which tells if an invention has been first thought of by Steve Allen. Segment Two: Crow and Servo lounge in a hedonistic state and make Joel peel grapes for them, while Gypsy sings and bangs her head against a lyre. Segment Three: Like Hercules drinks of the Waters of Forgetfulness in the movie, the guys partake of the Carob Shake of Pretentiousness, the Blizzard of Loneliness, and the Fruit Stripe Gum of Stability. Segment Four: The 'bots try to get Joel to talk about the intimate details of Herc's relationship with the Queen in the movie. Joel admits that he is her dentist. Segment Five: The group tries to explain bad movies to Gypsy. Steve Reeves winds up reminicing about his movies. Stinger: The Queen is stunned and speechless.moreless
    • The Day the Earth Froze
      The Day the Earth Froze
      Season 4 - Episode 23
      1/16/93
      8.7

      While watching the first of the four Russo-Finnish movies, Joel and the 'bots invent snacks for martial artists, Dr F. uses Frank's 401K to fund the Unhappy Meal, the crew tries to figure out what a Sampo is and Gypsy presents a one woman show.

    • Attack of the Giant Leeches
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      7/18/92
      8.7
      Movie Plot:Attack of the Giant Leeches Giant leeches attack a bunch of hicks in the Everglades. Also riffed was the short:Undersea Kingdom, Chapter one, Beneath The Ocean Floor.

      Intro: The Holo-Clowns from the previous episode are still in the Hexfield. After scaring everyone(even Magic Voice), Joel finally deactivates them. Segment One: Tom does a clown haiku. Dr. Forrester puts a leech on Frank's neck instead of a nicotine patch as his invention. Joel invents the SOL Insty-Adolescent Kit and Tom becomes a teenager as the example. Segment Two: The 'bots discuss fashion for megalomaniacs. Dr. Forrester makes Frank bow at his feet. Segment Three: The crew discuss their dreams as they have an international coffees moment. Tom is the coffeepot. Segment Four: Joel and the 'bots dress as the movie's hicks and sing We're a Danger to Ourselves and Others, then they blow themselves up. Segment Five: The guys discuss the intelligence of the leeches in the movie. TV's Frank has all the blood drained out of him by the giant leech from the invention exchange. The leech and Dr. Forrester discuss working together. Frank falls on the button.

      Stinger: Little Billy has an episode as he roots for Crash.moreless
    • Fire Maidens of Outer Space
      Fire Maidens of Outer Space
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      11/26/92
      8.7

      While watching a movie about a space trip to Jupiter, the crew fends of the attacks of a black Crow, which the real Crow names 'Timmy.' The Mads invent a huge checkbook for the huge checks at sporting events, but Frank uses a couple without telling Dr. Forrester.

    • Red Zone Cuba
      Season 6 - Episode 19
      12/17/94
      8.7
      Three fugitives wind up in a platoon of mercenaries who attack Cuba, while Mike becomes Carol Channing and Dr. Forrester takes a beating for Frank, who's in for 50 large to the Mob.
    • The Brain That Wouldn't Die
      The Brain That Wouldn't Die
      Season 5 - Episode 13
      10/30/93
      8.7

      Mike Nelson debuts on the SOL with a movie about a doctor looking for a new body for the severed head of his fiancé. Tom and Crow are of much help, making fun of Mike after he reveals a secret about his childhood.

    • The Mole People
      The Mole People
      Season 8 - Episode 4
      2/15/97
      8.7

      Mike and the 'bots see the story of a race of albinos living in a mountain at the top of the world, while the apes celebrate Lawgiver Daze...except for Bobo. Watch for ex-Vikings running back Robert Smith in a cameo at the end.

    • A slacker becomes a killing zombie in the movie with one of the longest titles in history. Also, Pearl returns the space kids.
    • It Lives by Night
      It Lives by Night
      Season 10 - Episode 9
      7/18/99
      8.7
      A man on his honeymoon gets bitten by a bat and becomes a bat-man type person.
    • The Brute Man
      The Brute Man
      Season 7 - Episode 4
      2/10/96
      8.7
      A former college football star becomes deformed and kills the people he feels wronged him, while Pearl goes on a date with an oily man.
    • The Sword and the Dragon
      The Sword and the Dragon
      Season 6 - Episode 17
      12/3/94
      8.7

      The crew watches the story of a Finnish hero who fights off invaders and perfoms a satirical politcal revue. The Mads entertain their female neighbors from Deep 12 and the movie's hero stops by as well.

    • 12 to the Moon
      12 to the Moon
      Season 5 - Episode 24
      2/5/94
      8.7

      The last experiment of the season is about trying to save Earth from lunar beings angry that man landed on the moon. Also seen is a short about GM cars featuring Nuveena, the woman of the future. She comes to take Mike back to her world, but when she turns the 'bots into appliances, he has second thoughts.

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    • The Amazing Transparent Man
      The Amazing Transparent Man
      Season 6 - Episode 24
      3/18/95
      8.6
      The crew watches a short about railroad safety and a movie about a man who turns invisible to steal fissionable materials. Meanwhile, Crow winds up in a jar and Frank despairs that he can't see the movie he wants.
    • City Limits
      City Limits
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      6/20/92
      8.6

      Yet another movie set after the apocalypse, but with teens. The crew present Mr. Meat-And-Potato Head while Morrissey visits Deep 13 and depresses everyone.

    • Invasion USA
      Invasion USA
      Season 6 - Episode 2
      7/23/94
      8.6

      The crew watches Invasion USA(no, not that one) while Crow is experimented on and gives his seminar on the two Lois Lanes. Tom is deeply affected by the movie while an A-bomb visits the SOL drunk and depressed.

    • Cosmic Princess
      Cosmic Princess
      Season 0 - Episode 11
      1/22/89
      8.6
      Joel and the 'bots watch two episodes of Space: 1999 combined into a TV movie in an episode which aired opposite Super Bowl XXIII.
    • MST3K Summer Blockbuster Review 2
      MST3K Summer Blockbuster Review 2
      Season 9 - Episode 14
      9/4/98
      8.6
      A half-hour special in which Mike and the 'bots riff the trailers for the big movies of the summer of 1998. Trailers riffed in this special were for the following movies: The X FilesEver AfterHalloween H2OThe Truman ShowPiSaving Private RyanSmall SoldiersGodzillaDeep ImpactArmageddonmoreless
    • The Starfighters
      Season 6 - Episode 11
      10/29/94
      8.6
      While Crow has trouble getting on the information superhighway and the Mads use their new cranial ports, the crew watches a movie about Air Force pilots training on a new type plane. Watch for a young Bob Dornan as one of the pilots.
    • Earth vs. the Spider
      Earth vs. the Spider
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      9/14/91
      8.6

      The crew watch a giant spider terrorize a small town while Crow writes a screenplay called Earth vs. Soup. The Mads steal Joel's invention again, this time a phone made of cheese. Joel and the bots also try to start a band called Spydor but are interrupted by an intergalactic janitor.

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    • The Atomic Brain
      The Atomic Brain
      Season 5 - Episode 18
      12/4/93
      8.6
      Movie Plot:The Atomic Brain A mad scientist does odd experiments on people's brains. Nothing Atomic is involved. Also riffed was the short: "What About Juvenile Delinquency?". Intro: Tom and Crow do a version of Love Letters. Segment One: Mike and the 'bots mock the Mads mercilessly. The Mads retaliate for Mike's taunting by dressing as the SOL crew. Segment Two: Servo goes out into space to report the weather as Weather Servo Nine! He gets cold, then burned by a meteor shower. Segment Three: Mike shows the 'bots what a chin puppet is. They are not impressed. Segment Four: Magic Voice chats with the movie's narrator. She is repulsed by him. Segment Five: Crow does a new show where Green Acres' Hank Kimball is The Fugitive. Mike reads several letters. Frank becomes Dr. Frank, and is visited by Dr. Fist. Stinger: The foreign lady victim screams.moreless
    • Devil Doll
      Devil Doll
      Season 8 - Episode 21
      10/4/97
      8.6
      While the crew watches a British movie about a ventriloquist who tries to transfer the soul of a woman to a dummy, Pearl and Obsever find out what happned to Bobo.
    • The Rebel Set
      Season 4 - Episode 20
      12/12/92
      8.6
      Three beatniks help a con artist rob an armored car, while the crew ponders what to do in Chicago.
    • Last of the Wild Horses
      Last of the Wild Horses
      Season 6 - Episode 9
      10/5/94
      8.6
      Movie Plot:Last of the Wild Horses A save-the-ranch type spaghetti western. Intro:Segment One: The Mads try to send a matter transfer machine to the SOL, but it gets caught in a storm of ions, resulting in the creation of a parallel universe. In the parallel universe, the good version of the Mads are on the SOL and an evil version of Mike and the 'bots are in Deep 13, forcing Frank and Dr. Forrester to watch the movie. Segment Two:Segment Three:Segment Four: In the regular universe, Servo and Mike use the "Parallel Universe Manual" to fix the situation. Segment Five: The friendly Mads visit the SOL, just to say hi. Stinger:moreless
    • Poopie II
      Poopie II
      Season 8 - Episode 26
      11/15/98
      8.6
      This half-hour video is a collection of bloopers and flubs from seasons 7 and 8.
    • Quest of the Delta Knights
      Quest of the Delta Knights
      Season 9 - Episode 15
      9/26/98
      8.6
      Pearl riffs in the theater over a tale of medieval heroes looking for futuristic treasures.
    • Manhunt in Space
      Manhunt in Space
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      9/19/92
      8.6
      The crew watches the 'adventures' of Rocky Jones and an old General Hospital episode.
    • Teenage Caveman
      Teenage Caveman
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      11/9/91
      8.6
      Movie Plot:Teenage Caveman A teenage caveman rebel. That's pretty much it. Also riffed were the shorts: Aquatic Wizards and Catching Trouble.

      Intro: The crew is bored during a rainy day. All their games are either too boring, or broken or missing. When Joel suggests playing poker, Gypsy asks what poker is. Segment One: The 'bots play poker and Gypsy wins all their money. The 'bots present The Childrens Wonder Book of Rainy Day Epicacs. Frank and Dr. Forrester argue about who presents this week's invention and never really get to what it is. Segment Two: Joel and the 'bots do their own version of the Catching Trouble called Catching Ross where it's Ross Allen that's hunted and captured. Segment Three: Joel uses artist renderings to teach the 'bots about technology, over their objections. Dr. Forrester and Frank continue their fight. They both take out each other. The 'bots fall asleep over Joel's presentation. Segment Four: During another bout of rainy day boredom, Joel and the 'bots talk about the concept of safety vs. risk as brought out in the movie. Joel tells the 'bots about what happens when change comes and people resist it. Segment Five: Crow is the last survivor of a horrible-movie watching experiment. Tom is too, but Crow keeps forgetting him. When Joel appears, he is the 'young one' at the end of the movie. Joel has to read a letter, but it's in Crow's 'radiation suit', and it becomes all slimey. The letter is from a professional stuntman that loves the show. In Deep 13, Dr. F. and Frank share an international coffees moment and relax after a hard day's beatings.

      Stinger: Signal-Maker's Son runs into a tree.moreless
    • Night of the Blood Beast
      Night of the Blood Beast
      Season 7 - Episode 3
      2/3/96
      8.6
      Dr. Forrester's mother Pearl moves in, while the crew watches another Roger Corman monster movie.
    • The Incredible Melting Man
      The Incredible Melting Man
      Season 7 - Episode 6
      2/24/96
      8.6
      An astronaut becomes a melting man and terrorizes a neighborhood. Meanwhile, Crow's Earth vs. Soup screenplay gets made into a movie...but the results are not what he was looking for.
    • Outlaw
      Outlaw
      Season 5 - Episode 19
      12/11/93
      8.5

      The crew watches another time travel movie while turning into 'big, buttery slabs of Fabio!' They also sing the song 'Tubular Boobular Joy' and read from Jack Palance's autobiography.

    • Academy of Robots' Choice Awards Preview Show
      3/19/98
      8.5
      A half-hour special aired before the 1998 Academy Awards. In it the MST3K cast makes fun of the following movies: Mrs. BrownWings of a DoveGood Will HuntingAs Good as It GetsAmistadTitanicJackie BrownBoogie NightsDeconstructing HarryLA ConfidentialStarship Troopers.
    • Code Name: Diamond Head
      Code Name: Diamond Head
      Season 6 - Episode 8
      10/1/94
      8.5
      Movie Plot:Code Name: Diamond Head Diamond Head is a secret agent-type guy who tries to stop an illegal weapons dealer. Also riffed was the short: "A Day at the Fair". Intro: The SOL needs to be cleaned up. Segment One: The Mads compete over which of them is cleaner. The crew throws out all the garbage, including Crow's mother, into the sun Segment Two: Magic Voice and Cambot try to make Mike appear more mean. Segment Three: Cambot and Magic Voice present Mike as a crash test dummy. Segment Four: Cambot and Magic Voice make mike into the Frugal Gourmet. Segment Five: Crow gives Mike a Hawaiian Punch. Stinger:moreless
    • Swamp Diamonds
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      7/31/93
      8.5
      A Roger Corman movie about searching for diamonds in the swamp, featuring Mike Connors billed as Touch Connors. Also; Tom and Gypsy go on a date which does not go well for him.
    • Beginning of the End
      Season 5 - Episode 17
      11/25/93
      8.5
      Movie Plot:Beginning of the End Chicago is attacked by giant locusts. Intro: The SOL gets a call from an upset lady looking for her husband. Segment One: In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester has invented the re-comfy bike. On the SOL, the crew invent new playing cards. Servo's card, Todd, is too annoying for Mike. Segment Two: Mike decided to call the Mads to complain about the movie. We get to see a rather disturbing glimpse of the Mads private life. Segment Three: Crow writes a screenplay about Peter Graves and his years at the University of Minnesota. Segment Four: Servo does insect-related stand up comedy. Segment Five: The crew recreates the movies visual effects using postcards. In Deep 13, the Mads have a boxing match to prove their manhood. Frank almost K.O.s Dr. Forrester. Stinger: Colonel sends his men into the woods.moreless
    • Warrior of the Lost World
      Warrior of the Lost World
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      7/24/93
      8.5
      Movie Plot:Warrior of the Lost World In a post-apocalyptic world, a woman hires the Warrior to rescue her father. Intro: Servo can't handle the pressure of introducing the show. Segment One: The mads invent some fitness equiptment. Joel invents candy hearts with adult messages like "Get Out!" Segment Two: Crow and Servo race slot cars. Segment Three:Segment Four: The crew discusses all the cool stuff they would do after the apocalypse, like play stickball on the Interstate. Segment Five: The crew calls the Megaweapon from the movie. The Mads discover the good life, they play tennis and go dancing. Stinger:moreless
    • Secret Agent Super Dragon
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      8/7/93
      8.5
      Another secret agent with cool gadgets, hot women, and an evil villain; plus Dr. Forrester's seminar on super-villainy.
    • The Little Gold Statue Award Preview Show
      3/22/95
      8.5
      This half hour special aired before the 1995 Academy Awards. In it, the MST3K cast makes fun of the following movies: Mary Shelly's Frankenstein 4 Weddings and a Funeral Tom & Viv Quiz Show Forrest Gump Queen Margot Priscilla, Queen of the Desert The Lion King Junior Red Heavenly Creatures Little Women Blue Sky Hoop Dreams Pulp Fictionmoreless
    • Hercules and the Captive Women
      Hercules and the Captive Women
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      9/12/92
      8.5

      The crew watches the last Hercules movie while they and the Mads present baby-themed inventions. Gypsy tries to riff with the 'bots but only lasts a few minutes.

    • Alien from L.A.
      Alien from L.A.
      Season 5 - Episode 16
      11/20/93
      8.5

      Kathy Ireland stars as a nerdy girl who blossoms after rescuing her father from Atlantis. This causes the crew to sing about her, to try and figure out her emotions and think about other models. The Mads invent the donor organ vending machine and Mike invents Fridge Udders for milk, which makes the 'bots go fridge tipping.

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    • Stranded in Space
      Stranded in Space
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      6/29/91
      8.5

      The SOL crew engage in a gag weapon war with the Mads as they watch a failed TV pilot about an astronaut held captive on an Earth-like planet.

    • War of the Colossal Beast
      War of the Colossal Beast
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      11/30/91
      8.5
      Movie Plot:War of the Colossal Beast Sequel to the "Amazing Colossal Man", with Glen Manning returning to cause a ruckus.
      Also riffed was the short: "Mr. B Natural".

      Intro: The Crew discusses Mexican food.
      Segment One: The Mads invent a breakfast firing bazooka. Joel blows up food.
      Segment Two: Servo and Crow debate the gender of Mr. B Natural.
      Segment Three:While doing a big head song Glen visits.
      Segment Four:Joel does a KTLA news bit about the future the bots think he's gone psycho.
      Segment Five: joel teases the bots with bread they think is drugged. Joel and Glen read a letter. Dr. Forrester gives Frank a drugged waffle.

      Stinger: Mr. B Natural dances with no dignity.
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    • Daddy-O
      Daddy-O
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      7/20/91
      8.5
      Movie Plot: Daddy-O Teenagers risk their lives drag-racing.
      Also riffed was the short: "Alphabet Antics".

      Intro: Joel, Crow and Servo are ad men swapping jokes and ogling Gypsy around the water cooler.
      Segment One: For the invention exchange, the Mads offer an alien teething nook (it looks like a face-hugger) for Frank's Miracle-Gro baby. Joel has an air freshener mobile for a baby's crib.
      Segment Two: Inspired by the movie's title character, Joel and the Bots sing the "Hike Your Pants Up" song.
      Segment Three: The crew re-creates the drag-race scene from the movie.
      Segment Four: Joel demonstrates the value of a spit-take.
      Segment Five: Re-enacting a scene from the movie, Joel practices slapping pieces of fruit out of the bots' hands.

      Stinger: Bruce, the dumb gym guy, can't help you. It's gym policy.
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    • Being from Another Planet
      Being from Another Planet
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      7/4/92
      8.5

      The crew watches yet another movie about an alien life form. The Mads present Tragic Moments figurines and the crew makes a kit to impersonate Jack Palance.

    • Hercules
      Hercules
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      7/17/93
      8.4
      The original Hercules movie is skewered; also featured is Crow's tribute to Gene Rayburn's Match Game.
    • Racket Girls
      Racket Girls
      Season 6 - Episode 16
      11/26/94
      8.4
      A movie about a women's wrestling promoter using it as a front for illegal gambling is featured as well as a short on being ready for marriage. Also, a family invades Deep 13, Lisa Loeb invades the SOL, and the short inspired Tom and Crow to get married themeslves.
    • The Amazing Colossal Man
      The Amazing Colossal Man
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      8/3/91
      8.4
      Movie Plot:The Amazing Colossal Man A man grows to giant size after getting too close to a nuclear blast. Intro: Crow and Tom won't let Joel into their cardboard fort. Segment One: The Mads create a plant that reviews music. Joel creates a non permanent tatoo Segment Two:Joel tries to teach the 'bots on how not to act around the spouse of a horrible nuclear accident victim but they poke fun at the victim instead. Segment Three: Joel pretends to be Glen to see how the 'bots would comfort him (they do it horribly). Segment Four: The Satelite of Love hits Glen. Segment Five: The crew tries to think of things to do if they were 50 feet tall. Frank says one thing he would like to do but instead gets a 90 foot needle in the butt Stinger: Glen laughs till it hurtsmoreless
    • Gamera vs. Gaos
      Gamera vs. Gaos
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      7/27/91
      8.4

      Gamera returns to fight another monster, this time a flying one with a triangluar head. Also, the bots try to do the Gamera-damerung, but it never gets anywhere.

    • San Fransisco International
      San Fransisco International
      Season 6 - Episode 13
      11/19/94
      8.4

      Another TV pilot movie is on tap while the Mads play construction worker, the 'bots have a political debate that's anything but, and Mike's Urkel impression pleases almost everybody.

    • MST3K The Movie: This Island Earth
      4/19/96
      8.4
      Movie within the movie Plot: Aliens bring Earth scientists to their planet to save it. Intro: In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester explains the movie-watching experiment to the audience. Segment One: Crow tries digging out of the SOL and breaches the hull. Segment Two: Dr. Forrester tries to fix the film after it breaks. Mike tries to pilot the SOL and crashes into the Hubble Telescope. Segment Three: Mike and Crow use Tom's interoceter to get help, but the alien they contact is not helpfull. Dr. Forrester intercepts the transmission and orders them back into the theater. Segment Four: The Crew holds a "This Island Earth" theme party, much to the chagrin of Dr. Forrester. The SOL crew uses the interociter to transport Dr. Forrester into the shower with a metalunan. After the last segment, Mike and the bots return to the theater to riff on the credits for MST the movie.moreless
    • The Beatniks
      The Beatniks
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      11/26/92
      8.4
      Movie Plot:The Beatniks A promising young singer gets in with the wrong crowd and murders a guy. Also riffed was an old episode of: "General Hospital". Intro: The crew plays Rock/Paper/Scissors. Segment One: The Mads dress as trolls to try to get women. Segment Two: Joel and the 'bots discuss the symptoms of beatnickness. Segment Three: The 'bots have a slumber party. Segment Four:Segment Five:Stinger:moreless
    • Hangar 18
      Hangar 18
      Season 0 - Episode 20
      5/14/89
      8.4
      An alien life form coverup is the plot of the movie, while Joel plays a prank on Crow.
    • The Magic Sword
      The Magic Sword
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      8/29/92
      8.4

      While watching another sword and sorcery epic, Crow professes his love for Estelle Winwood, Joel sells Basil Rath-bones for dogs, and Dr. Forrester invents biohazard pillows for the home that make Frank sick.

    • Space Travelers
      Space Travelers
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      6/6/92
      8.4

      Season Four begins with a Oscar-winning movie getting the treatment. Also, the crew's invention is found to be illegal while Joel tries to get the 'bots to be 'all for one and one for all' but fails.

    • Ring of Terror
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      11/3/90
      8.3

      The crew watches a horror movie where a medical student has to steal a ring off a corpse as part of a fraternity hazing as well as part 3 of The Phantom Creeps serial. The inventions have a medical theme including Frank in a real-life game of Operation, while the Old School for Old Students is introduced.

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    • The Last Chase
      The Last Chase
      Season 0 - Episode 21
      5/21/89
      8.3
      While watching a movie about a loner being hunted in a postapocalypic world, Joel and the 'bots celebrate their fan club's 1000th member.
    • Radar Secret Service
      Radar Secret Service
      Season 5 - Episode 20
      12/8/93
      8.3

      Mike and the 'bots endure a short about auto safety around train crossings and a movie featuring RADAR! The Mads use Hypno Helio Static Stasis on the movie, but the crew has just the antidote. Also, Mike tries to escape using Crow's underwear and Gypsy's bra, Tom turns into a state trooper, and we see the Quinn Martin nature preserve.

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    • Master Ninja I
      Season 3 - Episode 22
      1/11/92
      8.3
      The crew watch two episodes of the 70's series The Master pressed together into a bad movie. Also, the 'bots make pop-up books of famous novels and Crow uncovers the Van Patten plot.
    • Rocketship X-M
      Rocketship X-M
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      9/22/90
      8.3

      Tom gets a new voice and Dr. Forrester gets a new sidekick, but the crew still has to watch the same old bad movies. This one features Lloyd Bridges and Hugh O'Brien as they try to get the moon.

    • Tormented
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      9/26/92
      8.3
      Movie Plot:Tormented A pianist is haunted by the ghost of his ex-girlfriend, who he murdered.

      Intro: Servo and Crow make a fort Segment One: Joel invents a wheel of sayings to get you through a family reunion. The Mads create a jacket custom fitted for alcoholics. Segment Two: Joel gets blackmailed by the 'bots Segment Three: The crew pushes their least favorite singers from a lighthouse a la the murder scene in the movie Segment Four: Servo and Crow accuse Joel of killing them. Segment Five: Frank sings a song about happiness which is cut short by Dr. Forrester throwing a grenade at him.

      Stinger: "Tom Stewart killed me!"moreless
    • Phase IV
      Phase IV
      Season 0 - Episode 10
      1/15/89
      8.3
      A group of researchers is attacked by ants.
    • Gorgo
      Gorgo
      Season 9 - Episode 10
      7/18/98
      8.3

      The British version of a Godzilla film is presented by Leonard Maltin.

    • Robot Holocaust
      Robot Holocaust
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      1/23/90
      8.3

      The crew watches a post-apocalyptic movie while taking in what turns out to be the final Commando Cody short. They also bring out a monster truck pipe.

    • Superdome
      Superdome
      Season 0 - Episode 16
      3/12/89
      8.3
      While in New Orleans for the Super Bowl, a football team gets targeted for trouble. Ex-football players and TV stars abound.
    • Gamera vs. Barugon
      Gamera vs. Barugon
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      6/22/91
      8.3

      Gamera returns from space to fight the monster Baurgon in the second movie of the famed series. Also, the 'bots have a computer interface war and play elderly Midwestern women eating at TGI Tokyo.

    • It Conquered the World
      It Conquered the World
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      8/24/91
      8.3
      Movie Plot:It Conquered the World A cheezy alien-attack 1950s movie. Also riffed was the short: "Snow Thrills". Intro: Joel is getting ready to be on Star Search. Segment One: Frank and Dr. Forrester dress up as dead people. Segment Two: Servo hosts a winter-sports broadcast Segment Three: The crew complains about their dinner. Segment Four: Celebrity Siblings last names. Segment Five: The crew and the Mads rewatch Peter Grave's speech while eating TV dinners, Letters Stinger: Peter Grave's speech about the wonder that is Man.moreless
    • The Black Scorpion
      The Black Scorpion
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      2/13/90
      8.3

      The crew watches a movie about a giant scorpion that threatens Mexico, while creating their own puppet show. Meanwhile, the Mads suffer severe mutations.

    • Gamera vs. Zigra
      Gamera vs. Zigra
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      10/19/91
      8.2

      The crew watches the last Gamera movie as the mutant turtle fights a sea creature from another planet. Joel and the 'bots celebrate by having a root beer keg party(with Tom as the party keg), make dioramas of their favorite scenes, and make a model of Gamera's insides.

    • The Making of MST3K
      The Making of MST3K
      Season 8 - Episode 16
      8/1/97
      8.2
      A behind the scenes look at the making of an MST3K episode.
    • Master Ninja II
      Season 3 - Episode 24
      1/25/92
      8.2
      The second Master Ninja episode features union organizing and a hostage crisis. The 'bots make their own custom vans while trying their (inoperable) hands at improv.
    • The Sidehackers
      The Sidehackers
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      9/29/90
      8.2

      The crew watches a movie about a mechanic who encounters a motorcycle gang. Joel presents a pet Slinky while the gang make up terminology for the new sport of sidehacking.

    • Hercules Against the Moonmen
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      8/22/92
      8.2
      Movie Plot:Hercules Against the Moonmen Hercules is sent to stop an evil force in a mountain that has been demanding sacrifices. Intro: Crow and Servo run away to the other side of the ship. They get in a fight and come back almost immediately. Segment One: Dr. Forrester invents 'Deep Hurting' which, of couse, Frank is forced to experience. Joel and the 'bots invent Super Freak Out. Segment Two: The Crew does the knife trick from the movie. Segment Three: Joel gives Crow and Tom Alan Steel-type arms and they think of cool tough guy names. Eventually, Tom's body rejects his new arms. Segment Four: The crew lament about the lack of pants in the movie, then sing the famous pants song. Frank joins in, but is caught by Dr. F and experiences the sandstorm and Deep Hurting. Segment Five: Crow explains Wayne Rogers Syndrome, where he replaces actors in TV versions of movies, then he acts up and gets a time-out, leaving Tom to read a letter. Dr. Forrester wonders why the movie didn't break the crew. Frank wonders what it would be like to be up there, and gets Deep Hurting. Stinger: An old guy gets skewered.moreless
    • The Killer Shrews
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      7/25/92
      8.2

      Movie Plot: The Killer Shrews Some scientists on an island accidentally create giant poisonous shrews.
      Also riffed was the short: Junior Rodeo Daredevils.

      Intro: Joel gives gifts to the 'bots. Gyspy receives a Love's Baby Soft Bath Kit. Tom gets a dragster with a tape deck. Crow recieves a pair of dress slacks, which he is not enthusiastic about.
      Segment One: Tom tries to comfort Crow, but he drives off in his car. The Mads have a missle ready to split the Earth in two, but they don't have much to gain from using it. Joel invents Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies.
      Segment Two: Joel tries to impersonate Will Rogers. He has Crow dress up like a steer and Tom as a cactus; however he gets too much into it and ties up Crow.
      Segment Three: Servo and Crow create a Killer Shrews board game. No one moves. They break down and Joel comforts them.
      Segment Four: Joel and The Mads try a drink that Servo and Crow came up called the Killer Shrew. It makes Joel collapse and Frank go crazy.
      Segment Five: The 'bots dress up as killer shrews and attack Joel as he reads a viewer's letter. Frank has drank too much Killer Shrew and Dr. Forrester gives him an ipecac.

      Stinger: Dr. Craigis tries to explain the experiment to Thorne.

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    • MST3K Summer Blockbuster Review
      MST3K Summer Blockbuster Review
      Season 8 - Episode 19
      9/2/97
      8.2
      A half-hour special in which Mike and the 'bots riff the trailers from the hit movies of the summer of 1997. Trailers riffed in this special were those for: The 5th ElementJurassic Park 2: The Lost WorldMen in BlackContactBatman and Robin
    • The Indestructible Man
      The Indestructible Man
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      8/15/92
      8.2
      Movie Plot: Indestructible Man An executed man is brought back to life by a mad scientist.
      Also riffed was the short: "Undersea Kingdom, part 2."
      Intro: The 'bots switch covers.
      Segment One: The Mads put on a Playboy party. Joel and the 'bots put novels on the back of cereal boxes.
      Segment Two: The Undersea Kingdom parade goes awry Segment Three: The Crew discusses what they would do if they were indestructible.
      Segment Four:Joel does the Lon Chaney "eye thing," the bots are no help
      Segment Five: Deep 13 is visited by the cops to put a stop to cop and doughnut jokes.
      Stinger: Indestructible man struggles with a manhole cover
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    • Moon Zero Two
      Moon Zero Two
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      1/30/90
      8.2

      The crew watches another late 60's space film while presenting games of the future.

    • City on Fire
      City on Fire
      Season 0 - Episode 17
      3/19/89
      8.2
      The Mads have to deal with being demoted to 'mildly peeved researchers' while sending Joel and the 'bots a Canadian TV movie about a city who suffers through an oil refinery fire.
    • Robot Monster
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      1/2/90
      8.2
      The crew watch a post-apocalyptic movie and two Commando Cody shorts while trying to figure out surrealism.
    • Gamera vs. Zigra
      Gamera vs. Zigra
      Season 0 - Episode 8
      12/31/88
      8.1
      Gamera fights another monster from another planet. See experiment #316 for more information.
    • The Painted Hills
      The Painted Hills
      Season 5 - Episode 10
      9/26/93
      8.1

      While watching a Lassie movie, Tom gets gold fever and tries to melt Crow, Frank gets his heart attached to generators, and a short on body care leads to a debate.

    • Project Moonbase
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      1/16/90
      8.1
      The crew watches a movie about a space station being under sabotage while introducing the all-puropse product SPACOM and enduring two Commando Cody episodes.
    • Wild Rebels
      Wild Rebels
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      11/17/90
      8.1
      Another biker movie, this time with a racer involved with bikers.
    • Mighty Jack
      Mighty Jack
      Season 0 - Episode 15
      3/5/89
      8.1
      The organization Mighty Jack is the only one that can stop the evil Q from taking over the world. See experiment 314 for more information.
    • Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
      Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      10/26/91
      8.1
      A group of Viking women sail after their men when they don't return and wind up captured with them. Also, a short on home economics and Joel really gets into waffles.
    • The Wild World of Batwoman
      Season 5 - Episode 15
      11/13/93
      8.0
      Movie Plot:The Wild World of Batwoman Batwoman and her girls thwart the efforts of a mad scientist. Also riffed was the short: "Cheating". Intro: The crew plays blackjack and Crow keeps asking Mike to hit him. Segment One: Frank invents the Atomic Hair Dryer. Mike invents the Razorback, a razor for back hair. Dr. Forrester's hair turns out to be a mushroom cloud. Segment Two: Mike decides to have the 'bots write essays on cheating. Crow is not paying attention. Segment Three: The 'bots present essays on cheating. Crow copies Gypsy's word for word. Tom wants to stone Crow. Segment Four: The rest of the crew tries to decide how to deal with Crow's cheating problem. Tom cries out for severe punishment. Segment Five: Crow takes responsibility for his actions, sort of. Dr. Forrester's new hair causes Frank to run away screaming. Stinger: A batgirl puts the bite on a wormy guy.moreless
    • Fugitive Alien
      Fugitive Alien
      Season 0 - Episode 13
      2/5/89
      8.0
      An Earth army gets alien help to fight a great battle. See experiment 310 for more information.
    • Operation Double 007
      Operation Double 007
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      9/11/93
      8.0

      The crew watches a knockoff of the James Bond movies starring Sean Connery's brother Neil and several of the actors in the actual Bond movies. Frank tries to be Bavarian while Joel and the 'bots compare the careers of the Connery brothers.

    • The Slime People
      The Slime People
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      12/30/89
      8.0

      The crew watches slime monsters invade Los Angeles while putting Commando Cody on trial for 'crimes against reality' after watching the sixth installment of the short.

    • King Dinosaur
      King Dinosaur
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      12/22/90
      8.0
      Movie Plot:King Dinosaur The Planet Nova is attacked by a dinosaur. Also riffed was the short: "X Marks the Spot". Intro: Joel reads beat poetry to the 'bots. Segment One: In Deep 13, Frank accidentally squishes Dr. Forrester with the elevator. Joel invents a very stinky sock. Segment Two: Crow wonders how good of a judge he is of others' actions. Segment Three: It's the Joey the Lemur song. Segment Four: Joel becomes the Emotional Scientist. Segment Five: Joel explains the concept of Robert Lippert. In Deep 13, the Mads go to a Kurosawa film festival. Stinger: Aftermath of gator wrestling.moreless
    • The Corpse Vanishes
      The Corpse Vanishes
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      12/19/89
      8.0
      The crew watches Bela Lugosi as a mad scientist who uses young brides to keep his aging wife looking young and part three of the Commando Cody serial. Also, Tom reads a Tiger Bot story about Data and the crew plays tag.
    • Rocket Attack USA
      Rocket Attack USA
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      10/27/90
      8.0

      The crew watches a Cold War 'epic' about a US spy dropped into the USSR to try to prevent nuclear war. He fails and the Russkies bomb Manhattan. The Mads turn foosball into water polo, Tom gets a 'haircut' and Joel tries to explain the Cold War with children's puppets being targeted. Also watch for the very first end-of-show stinger and chapter 2 of The Phantom Creeps.

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    • Teen-Age Crime Wave
      Teen-Age Crime Wave
      Season 5 - Episode 22
      1/15/94
      7.9
      A timid girl gets mixed up with teenage delinquents when they kidnap a family on a ranch.
    • Poopie I
      Poopie I
      Season 6 - Episode 23
      3/15/95
      7.9
      This is a half-hour tape of bloopers and flubs from seasons 2-6.
    • Legend of the Dinosaur
      Legend of the Dinosaur
      Season 0 - Episode 22
      5/21/89
      7.9
      A dinosaur attacks Japan in the last Minneapolis local episode.
    • Monster A-Go-Go
      Monster A-Go-Go
      Season 4 - Episode 22
      1/9/93
      7.9
      Movie Plot:Monster A-Go-Go The search for an astronaut on an alien planet. Also riffed was the short:Circus on Ice.

      Intro: The 'bots start a micro-cheese factory. Joel is given a tour. Segment One: Joel's shoes are covered in cheese. Dr. Forrester decides to have an action hero competition: if they win, the crew watches Local Hero; if they lose, they get Monster A-Go-Go. Frank is the judge. The Mads' 'Johnny Longtorso' doll is presented in many separate pieces, to get more money. The 'bots present non-violent action figures. Frank calls the Mads the winner. Segment Two: Gypsy doesn't 'get' Crow. He tries to help, but she can't pinpoint what it is. She realizes that maybe it's Tom she doesn't get. Segment Three: Joel and Tom play keep-away from Crow. He does catch it in his net, but they get another ball. Joel throws a hail mary when movie sign calls. Tom catches it on the top of his dome in the theater. Segment Four: After getting all his chores done, Joel asks the 'bots what questions they have. They ask about the plausibility of the Pina Colada Song. Joel just says it was about two popular things. Segment Five: To try and cheer up the bots, Joel makes Tom a happy king and Crow his jester, Sir Giggles Von Laughs-A-Lot. It does not go well. Dr. F. gloats about their plight until Frank mentions a Matlock marathon on TV.

      Stinger: Monsters on the go go.moreless
    • Gunslinger
      Season 5 - Episode 11
      10/9/93
      7.9
      Movie Plot:Gunslinger The wife of a slain sheriff wears his badge and gets revenge.

      Intro: Joel, Crow, and Gypsy take turns popping Servo's new balloon head. Segment One: The Mads invent a day planner that makes heads explode. Of course, Frank becomes its first victim. The crew creates several whiffle products. Segment Two: Joel and the 'bots talk about what death is like and their own type of funeral. Segment Three: Gypsy and Crow are the SOL's version of the Pony Express. Segment Four: Tom tries to explain how the man went from one place to another quickly. Segment Five: The crew compares the 1870's with the 1970's, Frank head is blown up.

      Stinger: What about our clothes?moreless
    • This is MST3K!
      This is MST3K!
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      11/14/92
      7.9
      This was a half-hour special produced by Comedy Central. It is a behind-the-scenes look at the making of an MST3K episode.
    • Untamed Youth
      Untamed Youth
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      2/6/90
      7.9

      While watching a movie about youth exploited on a farm, Tom gets a magnetic tapeworm, Gypsy has Richard Basehart flashbacks, and the crew presents a pipe which squirts water on the matches.

    • Invaders from the Deep
      Invaders from the Deep
      Season 0 - Episode 2
      11/24/88
      7.9
      Movie Plot: A submarine crew fight an underwater civilization. Host Segment I: The crew deals with the vacuflowers that grow on the satellite, which makes everyone that smells them obsessed.
    • Jungle Goddess
      Jungle Goddess
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      10/6/90
      7.8

      The crew watches a movie about rescuing a missing heiress and the first installment of The Phantom Creeps. Also, they play hide-and-seek with the forces of the universe and sell exploding spiders they call Phantom Creeps.

    • Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2
      Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      11/16/91
      7.8

      The crew has to endure another Fugitive Alien movie while Tom is brought back from the dead and the Captain Joe action figure is created.

    • Poopie Parade of Values
      Poopie Parade of Values
      Season 7 - Episode 1
      11/23/95
      7.8
      A half-hour, hilarious infomercial starring Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Trace Beaulieu; advertising the "Poopie" compilation tape of MST3K bloopers. This deliberately tongue-in-cheek special mocks other infomercials.
    • Gamera vs. Barugon
      Gamera vs. Barugon
      Season 0 - Episode 5
      12/4/88
      7.7
      Gamera returns to battle another freakish monster. See Experiment 304 for more details.
    • Hamlet
      Season 10 - Episode 8
      6/27/99
      7.7
      Maximillian Schell stars in a West German TV version of Shakespeare's classic tale of madness and murder in Denmark.
    • Lost Continent
      Lost Continent
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      11/24/90
      7.7
      Movie Plot:Lost Continent While searching for a lost rocket, Air Force personnel get attacked by dinosaurs. Intro: Joel gives the 'bots a pep talk. Segment One: Frank invents a moving treadmill, so that you can exercise outside. Segment Two: One of the horsemen of the apocalypse visit the SOL. Segment Three: The SOL crew presents Quinn Martin's "The Explorers". Segment Four: The SOL crew observes space. Segment Five: The crew gives us the hidden "facts" of the movie.moreless
    • Mighty Jack
      Mighty Jack
      Season 3 - Episode 14
      9/21/91
      7.7
      Movie Plot:Mighty Jack An evil entity called simply "Q" is trying to take over the world. Only Mighty Jack can stop it. Intro: The 'bots think that Joel is dead Segment One: Dr. Forrester invents formal scuba gear. Joel presents earmuffs that look like ears Segment Two: The 'bots present Mighty Jack Dog Food. Segment Three: Joel and the 'bots recreate the blinding chamber scene. Segment Four: Joel pitches ocean movies with visual aids. Segment Five: Joel sings a sea shanty about the movie. Stinger: A man dies, falls onto his briefcase.moreless
    • Gamera vs. Gaos
      Gamera vs. Gaos
      Season 0 - Episode 7
      12/18/88
      7.7
      Gamera fights another monster. See experiment 308 for more information.
    • Mad Monster
      Mad Monster
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      12/12/89
      7.6
      While the crew watches a movie about a scientist who turns an assistant into a 'mad monster,' Tom falls in love with a blender and Joel switches the 'bots heads. Also, part two of the Commando Cody serial.
    • SST Death Flight
      SST Death Flight
      Season 0 - Episode 14
      2/19/89
      7.5
      Joel and the 'bots watch a TV movie about the first flight of a supersonic jet that gets sabotaged. Lots of familiar faces from TV and movies in this one.
    • The Hellcats
      The Hellcats
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      12/8/90
      7.5
      Movie Plot:The Hellcats A preachy film about kids who run drugs from Mexico. Intro: Joel and the 'bots have colds. Segment One: Joel and the 'bots take a cold medicine that may cause flashbacks. Joel invents a device that converts speech into sign language. The Mads just ride motorcycles and yell a lot. Segment Two: Servo writes in his diary about the things happening on the SOL. He flashbacks to a scene from episode 26 where the crew used rubber hands and imitated Shatner(before his voice changed). Segment Three: Crow writes in his diary and flashes back to the funny floating sketch from episode 35. Segment Four: Joel writes a letter and flashes back to the scopes sketch from episode 37. Segment Five: They all admit to keeping diaries, and in Deep 13, the Mads share a touching moment. Stinger: A trumpeter says something unintelligible and is dunked.moreless
    • The Green Slime
      10/3/08
      7.5

      Movie Plot: Astronauts battle one-eyed aliens at a space station.

      Segment One: Joel explains the premise of the show, as well as introduces us to The Satellite of Love, as well as Crow and Beeper, two robots of his own design. He then presents to Earth an invention that allows people to turn their heads heads around in a 360º circle.

      Segment Two: Joel introduces the world to Gypsum, a third robot that he had not yet shown to us. She faints upon learning that she's on television.

      Segment Three: Joel discovers The Secret of Life, which is on 8-track.

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    • The Million Eyes of Su-Muru
      The Million Eyes of Su-Muru
      Season 0 - Episode 19
      5/7/89
      7.5
      Joel gets back into the ship only to have to watch a movie about an evil woman bent on conquering the world. The 'bots do get punished, though.
    • Revenge of the Mysterons from Mars

      Movie Plot: Aliens from the Moon battle the Earth.

      Host Segment I: The crew does a skit about the Macy's Thanksgiving parade.

    • First Spaceship on Venus
      First Spaceship on Venus
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      12/29/90
      7.4
      The crew and the Mads go through junk drawers while watching a movie about a crew who travels to Venus to decipher a transmission.
    • Humanoid Woman
      Humanoid Woman
      Season 0 - Episode 12
      1/29/89
      7.2
      A female alien seeks help from Earth to save her planet.
    • The Unearthly
      Season 3 - Episode 20
      12/14/91
      7.2
      Movie Plot:The Unearthly A mad scientist creates havock when an experiment to stop the aging process goes awry. Also riffed were the shorts "Posture Pals" and "Appreciating Your Parents". Intro: The 'bots film an action packed funny home video.Segment One: The Mads create odd shaped pills including one with a fish hook. Joel invents celebrity appliances such as the Emilio Esta-Pez dispenser. Segment Two: Tom narrates like the narrator in the short about Crow thinking about all that Gypsy does for the SOL. Segment Three: The 'bots present The Many Faces of Tor Johnson about Tor's acting versatility. Segment Four: Servo and Crow create "The Unearthly" board game. Joel reads the instructions for so long that commercial sign comes up. Segment Five: Joel and the 'bots talk the lingo, and no one can figure out what they are saying. Frank eats potatoes au gratin and talks the lingo also, and persuades Dr. Forrester to do it also. Stinger: Lobo says, "Time for go to bed!"moreless
    • Time of the Apes
      Time of the Apes
      Season 0 - Episode 18
      4/2/89
      7.1
      The 'bots have to watch another Sandy Frank movie without Joel, who is locked out of the SOL. The movie is about a pair of kids who wind up in a futuristic world ruled by apes.
    • Women of the Prehistoric Planet
      Women of the Prehistoric Planet
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      2/20/90
      7.0
      The crew tries to defuse an Issac Asimov bomb as they watch a movie about the crew of a spaceship stranded on a...well, the title says it all.
    • Gamera vs. Guiron
      Gamera vs. Guiron
      Season 0 - Episode 9
      1/8/89
      7.0
      Gamera fights the monster Guiron. See experiment #312 for more information.
    • The Crawling Hand
      The Crawling Hand
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      12/26/89
      7.0
      The crew watches the hand of a fallen astronaut wreak havoc on a small beach town. They also try to figure out just what William Shatner does and Joel figures out not to put free will into robots.
    • The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy
      The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      12/5/89
      7.0
      The crew watches a movie about a psychiatrist who unleashes an evil curse and the first part of the Commando Cody serial. They also have to battle demon dogs from space who think the SOL is a huge bone.
    • The Crawling Eye
      The Crawling Eye
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      11/19/89
      7.0
      The show begins its national run with a movie about a giant eyeball terrorizing a mountain resort.
    • The Castle of Fu Manchu
      The Castle of Fu Manchu
      Season 3 - Episode 23
      1/18/92
      6.7
      Movie Plot: The Castle of Fu Manchu Fu Manchu, an evil genius, tries to conquer the world by turning all water into ice.

      Intro: The crew sings a song dressed as a marching band parade.
      Segment One: Joel forgets his invention but Crow and Servo have their own. Dr. Forrester invents a stinky bomb.
      Segment Two:
      Segment Three: The Crew pretend to be Shriners.
      Segment Four: The movie causes the Crew to break down.
      Segment Five: The Mads try to riff the movie.

      Stinger:
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    • Gamera
      Gamera
      Season 0 - Episode 6
      12/11/88
      4.0
      Japan tries to deal with the mutant turtle Gamera. See experiment 302 for more information.
    • The Day the World Ended
      The Day the World Ended
      Season 8 - Episode 1
      1/25/97
      3.7
      Movie Plot: A small group of people are the only survivors of a nuclear holocaust.
    • Gamera vs. Gyaos
      Gamera vs. Gyaos
      Season 0 - Episode 6
      12/18/88
      0.0
    • Revenge of the Mysterons from Mars
    • Secret Agent Super Dragon
      A secret agent tries to stop a drug lord from taking over the world with hallucinogenic chewing gum.
    • The Starfighters
      An Air Force pilot attempts to gain the respect of his father.
    • A "Giant Gila Monster" wreaks havoc.
    • The Rebel Set
      The Rebel Set
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      12/11/92
      0.0
      Three coffee shop customers help an owner rob an armored car.
    • Mystery Science Theater 3000: Red Zone Cuba
      An escaped convict and his two pals take part in the Bay of Pigs invasion, then return home with a plan to get rich.
    • Indestructible Man
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      0.0
      In Indestructible Man, a violent criminal named Butcher Benson is executed and becomes indestructible when he's brought back to life. Butcher seeks revenge against those who caused his execution.
    • Gamera vs. Zigra
      Gamera vs. Zigra
      Season 0 - Episode 7
      12/31/88
      0.0
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