Mystery Science Theater 3000

Comedy Central (ended 1999)




Episode Guide

    • Manos, The Hands of Fate
      Season 4 - Episode 25

      Believed to be the worst movie in the history of the show, the crew endures Manos: The Hands of Fate while making a combiner of funny page strips while the Mads make a chocolate bunny guillotine. Also, the 'bots argue whether or not there is a monster in the movie while the Mads get a delivery from a new pizza place.

    • Mitchell
      Season 5 - Episode 12

      The crew says goodbye to Joel Robinson when a misunderstanding leads to Gypsy plotting his escape with the help of temp worker Mike Nelson. The movie is Mitchell, starring Joe Don Baker as the stereotypical maverick cop.

    • Indestructible Man
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      In Indestructible Man, a violent criminal named Butcher Benson is executed and becomes indestructible when he's brought back to life. Butcher seeks revenge against those who caused his execution.
    • Soultaker
      Season 10 - Episode 1
      A movie about teens eluding a soultaker is the backdrop for the return of Joel Robinson and TV's Frank.
    • Gamera vs. Gyaos
      Gamera vs. Gyaos
      Season 0 - Episode 6
    • Teenagers from Outer Space
      Season 4 - Episode 4

      Teenagers that look like they're in their early 30's invade Earth, but one of them tries to prevent it. Also, Joel uses electroshock therapy on the 'bots, the crew brings out scratch-n-sniff report cards, and Dr. Forrester tries ventriloquism but his dummy gets all breathless.

    • Time of the Apes
      Season 3 - Episode 6

      Joel and the 'bots watch yet another Sandy Frank movie, this time an Japanese TV ripoff of Planet Of The Apes. They do their own version of Inherit The Wind and present the latest in ape fashion while Frank grows big babies.

    • Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2
      Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2
      Season 0 - Episode 4
      Movie Plot: A fugitive alien and a pilot from earth fight a few interplanitary wars. Segment I: Crow tells his version of the first Thanksgiving. Segment II: Joel demonstrates numbchucks.
    • Revenge of the Mysterons from Mars

      Movie Plot: Aliens from the Moon battle the Earth.

      Host Segment I: The crew does a skit about the Macy's Thanksgiving parade.

    • Gamera vs. Guiron
      Gamera vs. Guiron
      Season 3 - Episode 12

      Gamera helps two boys who sneak onto a spaceship get back to Earth. Also, the crew sings their version of the Gamera theme song and Michael Feinstein visits Deep 13.

    • Cosmic Princess
      Cosmic Princess
      Season 0 - Episode 11
      Joel and the 'bots watch two episodes of Space: 1999 combined into a TV movie in an episode which aired opposite Super Bowl XXIII.
    • Eegah
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      Movie Plot:Eegah Story of a caveman in modern times. Intro: Servo attempts to freeze Crow to absolute zero. Joel interrupts the experiment and shatters Crow. Segment One: Joel has fixed Crow... sort of. In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester replaces Frank's blood with anti-freeze. Joel invents the Porkarina, which imitates the incidental music from The Beverly Hilbillies. Segment Two: The crew discusses the workings of Hell. They find that Hell is much more subtle than they thought. Segment Three: The 'bots do some disastrous plastic surgery on Joel, to make him look like Arch Hall Jr. from the movie. Segment Four: The crew discusses why all 1960s sitcom families had single dads. They realize that the Munsters were the only normal 60s TV family. Segment Five: The 'bots take showers to try to clean the movie's residue off. Frank wants his blood back. Stinger: Roxy fakes it, at the urging of her dad.moreless
    • Gamera vs. Zigra
      Gamera vs. Zigra
      Season 0 - Episode 7
    • The Human Duplicators
      The Human Duplicators
      Season 4 - Episode 21

      While watching a movie about aliens trying to duplicate humans, Tom gets inspired to duplicate himself, and sees the pros and cons of it. They make spaceships out of everyday items, but they aren't really into it. Hugh Beaumont re-visits the SOL and the 'bots out themselves... as robots. Also, they are disappointed in Joel's invention, while the Mads can barely stop laughing long enough to get theirs out.

    • Pod People
      Season 3 - Episode 3

      While watching another alien movie, the crew invents a monster chord for monster rock shows while the Mads present public domain karaoke. Also, we find where the ethereal music from space movies come from, do some stupid magic, and hear the classics 'Idiot Control Now' and 'Clowns in the Sky.'

    • The Last Chase
      The Last Chase
      Season 0 - Episode 21
      While watching a movie about a loner being hunted in a postapocalypic world, Joel and the 'bots celebrate their fan club's 1000th member.
    • Revenge of the Mysterons from Mars

      The crew(Servo included) watch another supermarination movie on Thanksgiving, this one about a battle between Earth and the Mysterons from Mars. Gypsy is used to show a cornucopia, they do the hand picture turkey, and have their own Thanksgiving dinner.

    • Fugitive Alien
      Season 3 - Episode 10

      The crew endures more Sandy Frank as they see a movie taken from a Japanese TV series. Listen for the 'Forklift Song.'

    • Hangar 18
      Hangar 18
      Season 0 - Episode 20
      An alien life form coverup is the plot of the movie, while Joel plays a prank on Crow.
    • Gamera vs. Zigra
      Gamera vs. Zigra
      Season 0 - Episode 8
      Gamera fights another monster from another planet. See experiment #316 for more information.
    • The Giant Gila Monster
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      Movie Plot:The Giant Gila Monster Not much unexpected happens: a giant gila monster goes on a rampage. Intro: Crow and Tom tape themselves together. Segment One: The Mads create motivational punching bags. Segment Two: Joel opens a small malt shop Segment Three: The guys remember some of their favorite drunk entertainers (Dean Martin, Otis Campbell, etc.) Segment Four: "Servo On Cinema" - Tom examines the movie's director, Ray Kellog. Segment Five: The crew forms a rock band. Stinger: Weird old man belches up his "sodee-pop".moreless
    • Bride of the Monster
      Bride of the Monster
      Season 4 - Episode 24
      The movie features Bela Lugosi trying to make a race of super-human beings. Also the first part of the 'Hired!' short and the SOL Community Theater doing 'Hired! The Musical!'
    • The Girl in Lovers' Lane
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      A pair of drifters get involved with the inner workings of a small town.
    • The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
      The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      The second Russo-Finnish movie seen is the legend of Sinbad...or perhaps not.
    • I Accuse My Parents
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      Movie Plot:I Accuse My Parents A teenager's dysfunctional family life leads him into trouble with a night club dancer and the mob. Also riffed was the short: "The Truck Farmer". Intro: Crow paints Servo flesh toned because he has "Pinnochio Syndrome". Segment One: Joel invents an orgainizer for your junk drawer that holds some really odd stuff. In Deep 13, the Mads invent a cake mix that includes an exotic dancer, who is accidentally baked into the cake by Frank. Segment Two: Joel analyzes the 'bots drawings of their ideal families. Segment Three: The crew re-enacts the night club scene from the movie. It goes well until the music stops. Segment Four: The crew tries to find the cause of Jimmy's (the kid in the movie) social illness. They discover he is just stupid. Segment Five: The 'bots try to rob Joel of hamburgers. They get out the heavy artillery to do so. In Deep 13, the exotic dancer from the cake tries to seduce Dr. Forrester. Stinger: Dad laughs at Mother's hat.moreless
    • Gamera
      Season 3 - Episode 2

      The crew watches the first of the Gamera movies. Joel presents an endless salad bar container while Frank has problems with his bird cage vacuum. Tom also sings his famous song, 'Tibby, Oh Tibby.'

    • Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
      Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      Mothra visits the SOL as the crew watches their second consecutive Godzilla movie to end season two.
    • Crash of the Moons
      Crash of the Moons
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      Rocky Jones returns as he and his friends try to prevent two moons from crashing. Also, more of General Hospital is riffed, Frank OD's on toothpaste, and Crow and Tom try to woo Gypsy.
    • Phase IV
      Phase IV
      Season 0 - Episode 10
      A group of researchers is attacked by ants.
    • Attack of the Giant Leeches
      Season 4 - Episode 6

      The crew watches another Roger Corman movie while re-living their adolescence in their invention and debuting the song 'We're A Danger To Ourselves and Others.' Dr. Forrester takes a cue from the movie and invents a leech patch and uses Frank as his test subject. Also, the crew discusses their dreams.

    • Superdome
      Season 0 - Episode 16
      While in New Orleans for the Super Bowl, a football team gets targeted for trouble. Ex-football players and TV stars abound.
    • Attack of the The Eye Creatures
      Attack of the The Eye Creatures
      Season 4 - Episode 19

      The crew watches a movie where rubber-suited aliens invade Earth and smooching teens are the only ones who can stop them. Crow and Tom go through a quick 'best friends' phase, they give a gag fax to the Mads, and honor Earl Holliman and Rip Taylor because characters in the movie kind of look like them

    • Fire Maidens of Outer Space
      Fire Maidens of Outer Space
      Season 4 - Episode 17

      While watching a movie about a space trip to Jupiter, the crew fends of the attacks of a black Crow, which the real Crow names 'Timmy.' The Mads invent a huge checkbook for the huge checks at sporting events, but Frank uses a couple without telling Dr. Forrester.

    • Invaders from the Deep
      Invaders from the Deep
      Season 0 - Episode 2

      Joel watches the classic supermarionation series Stingray while explaining the premise of the show. He also has to deal with some sort of virus carried by vacu-flowers.

    • Mighty Jack
      Mighty Jack
      Season 0 - Episode 15
      The organization Mighty Jack is the only one that can stop the evil Q from taking over the world. See experiment 314 for more information.
    • The Day the Earth Froze
      The Day the Earth Froze
      Season 4 - Episode 23

      While watching the first of the four Russo-Finnish movies, Joel and the 'bots invent snacks for martial artists, Dr F. uses Frank's 401K to fund the Unhappy Meal, the crew tries to figure out what a Sampo is and Gypsy presents a one woman show.

    • Teenage Caveman
      Teenage Caveman
      Season 3 - Episode 17

      The crew gets bored on a rainy day, so they play poker before watching a movie about a teen caveman rebel. We find out new epicacs and find out what happens when animals turn on the hunters. Also, the Mads turn on each other and make up.

    • Hercules and the Captive Women
      Hercules and the Captive Women
      Season 4 - Episode 12

      The crew watches the last Hercules movie while they and the Mads present baby-themed inventions. Gypsy tries to riff with the 'bots but only lasts a few minutes.

    • City on Fire
      City on Fire
      Season 0 - Episode 17
      The Mads have to deal with being demoted to 'mildly peeved researchers' while sending Joel and the 'bots a Canadian TV movie about a city who suffers through an oil refinery fire.
    • Fugitive Alien
      Fugitive Alien
      Season 0 - Episode 13
      An Earth army gets alien help to fight a great battle. See experiment 310 for more information.
    • Hercules Unchained
      Season 4 - Episode 8

      The crew watches the second Hercules movie while Steve Reeves stops by as an exterminator. The Mads present designer roaches and the SOL crew presents the Steve-o-Meter, which tells whether Steve Allen invented something or not. They also drink from the waters of forgetfulness and the Carob Shake of Pretentiousness.

    • Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
      Season 3 - Episode 21

      The SOL crew celebrates Christmas as only they can, by skewering the 'classic' Xmas movie Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. They also do essays on the season and present new presents from the Island of Misfit Toys like the Easy Bake Foundry and Mr. Mashed Potato Head, while Crow celebrates the season with a new song, 'A Patrick Swazye Christmas, based on the movie Roadhouse. The Mads present the Wish Squisher, which turns gifts kids want into practical and non-fun gifts.

    • Godzilla vs. Megalon
      Godzilla vs. Megalon
      Season 2 - Episode 12

      The crew watches Godzilla and a robot battle monsters from underground while creating new Halloween costumes and creating the TV show Rex Dart: Eskimo Spy!

    • Catalina Caper
      Season 2 - Episode 4

      The crew watch a beach movie while Tom falls in love with the 'creepy girl' and Joel tries to explain the '60's. Little Richard is among the musical guests.

    • The Rebel Set
      Season 4 - Episode 20
      Three beatniks help a con artist rob an armored car, while the crew ponders what to do in Chicago.
    • City Limits
      Season 4 - Episode 3

      Yet another movie set after the apocalypse, but with teens. The crew present Mr. Meat-And-Potato Head while Morrissey visits Deep 13 and depresses everyone.

    • Cave Dwellers
      Season 3 - Episode 1

      The Comedy Central era begins with a post-apocalyptic hero who hang glides. The crew invents a smoking jacket that smokes, while the Mads introduce robotic arm wrestling. Joel also shows the 'bots how sound effects are made and make a new credit sequence for the movie.

    • Being from Another Planet
      Being from Another Planet
      Season 4 - Episode 5

      The crew watches yet another movie about an alien life form. The Mads present Tragic Moments figurines and the crew makes a kit to impersonate Jack Palance.

    • Earth vs. the Spider
      Earth vs. the Spider
      Season 3 - Episode 13

      The crew watch a giant spider terrorize a small town while Crow writes a screenplay called Earth vs. Soup. The Mads steal Joel's invention again, this time a phone made of cheese. Joel and the bots also try to start a band called Spydor but are interrupted by an intergalactic janitor.

    • Manhunt in Space
      Manhunt in Space
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      The crew watches the 'adventures' of Rocky Jones and an old General Hospital episode.
    • Secret Agent Super Dragon
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      Another secret agent with cool gadgets, hot women, and an evil villain; plus Dr. Forrester's seminar on super-villainy.
    • Warrior of the Lost World
      Warrior of the Lost World
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      Movie Plot:Warrior of the Lost World In a post-apocalyptic world, a woman hires the Warrior to rescue her father. Intro: Servo can't handle the pressure of introducing the show. Segment One: The mads invent some fitness equiptment. Joel invents candy hearts with adult messages like "Get Out!" Segment Two: Crow and Servo race slot cars. Segment Three:Segment Four: The crew discusses all the cool stuff they would do after the apocalypse, like play stickball on the Interstate. Segment Five: The crew calls the Megaweapon from the movie. The Mads discover the good life, they play tennis and go dancing. Stinger:moreless
    • The Beatniks
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      Movie Plot:The Beatniks A promising young singer gets in with the wrong crowd and murders a guy. Also riffed was an old episode of: "General Hospital". Intro: The crew plays Rock/Paper/Scissors. Segment One: The Mads dress as trolls to try to get women. Segment Two: Joel and the 'bots discuss the symptoms of beatnickness. Segment Three: The 'bots have a slumber party. Segment Four:Segment Five:Stinger:moreless
    • Stranded in Space
      Stranded in Space
      Season 3 - Episode 5

      The SOL crew engage in a gag weapon war with the Mads as they watch a failed TV pilot about an astronaut held captive on an Earth-like planet.

    • War of the Colossal Beast
      War of the Colossal Beast
      Season 3 - Episode 19

      While watching the sequel to The Amazing Colossal Man, where Glen Manning goes on another rampage, Joel and the bots also encounter the spirit of music and wonder where it is male or female. The invention exchanges involve taking weapons of war and making them into ways to feed breakfast, while new ways to name 'Mexican' food are revealed and Glen visits the SOL again.

    • Hercules
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      The original Hercules movie is skewered; also featured is Crow's tribute to Gene Rayburn's Match Game.
    • Swamp Diamonds
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      A Roger Corman movie about searching for diamonds in the swamp, featuring Mike Connors billed as Touch Connors. Also; Tom and Gypsy go on a date which does not go well for him.
    • Daddy-O
      Season 3 - Episode 7

      The SOL crew dives into the beatnik culture and hike their pants up to their chest with Daddy-O. They also endure an alphabet short, go drag racing and discover the value of a spit-take. Along with the Mads, they also have inventions for the Miracle Growth Baby.

    • Space Travelers
      Space Travelers
      Season 4 - Episode 1

      Season Four begins with a Oscar-winning movie getting the treatment. Also, the crew's invention is found to be illegal while Joel tries to get the 'bots to be 'all for one and one for all' but fails.

    • The Black Scorpion
      The Black Scorpion
      Season 1 - Episode 12

      The crew watches a movie about a giant scorpion that threatens Mexico, while creating their own puppet show. Meanwhile, the Mads suffer severe mutations.

    • Robot Holocaust
      Robot Holocaust
      Season 1 - Episode 9

      The crew watches a post-apocalyptic movie while taking in what turns out to be the final Commando Cody short. They also bring out a monster truck pipe.

    • Gamera vs. Gaos
      Gamera vs. Gaos
      Season 3 - Episode 8

      Gamera returns to fight another monster, this time a flying one with a triangluar head. Also, the bots try to do the Gamera-damerung, but it never gets anywhere.

    • The Magic Sword
      The Magic Sword
      Season 4 - Episode 11

      While watching another sword and sorcery epic, Crow professes his love for Estelle Winwood, Joel sells Basil Rath-bones for dogs, and Dr. Forrester invents biohazard pillows for the home that make Frank sick.

    • The Amazing Colossal Man
      The Amazing Colossal Man
      Season 3 - Episode 9

      While watching a man become a giant mutant, Joel has to deal with the robots hiding in their fort, then presents a non-permanent tattoo. The Mads present a music reviewing plant, then the giant mutant visits the crew. Also, they try to learn how to comfort a giant mutant man but fail.

    • Gamera vs. Barugon
      Gamera vs. Barugon
      Season 0 - Episode 5
      Gamera returns to battle another freakish monster. See Experiment 304 for more details.
    • Tormented
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      Movie Plot:Tormented A pianist is haunted by the ghost of his ex-girlfriend, who he murdered.

      Intro: Servo and Crow make a fort Segment One: Joel invents a wheel of sayings to get you through a family reunion. The Mads create a jacket custom fitted for alcoholics. Segment Two: Joel gets blackmailed by the 'bots Segment Three: The crew pushes their least favorite singers from a lighthouse a la the murder scene in the movie Segment Four: Servo and Crow accuse Joel of killing them. Segment Five: Frank sings a song about happiness which is cut short by Dr. Forrester throwing a grenade at him.

      Stinger: "Tom Stewart killed me!"moreless
    • Ring of Terror
      Season 2 - Episode 6

      The crew watches a horror movie where a medical student has to steal a ring off a corpse as part of a fraternity hazing as well as part 3 of The Phantom Creeps serial. The inventions have a medical theme including Frank in a real-life game of Operation, while the Old School for Old Students is introduced.

    • It Conquered the World
      It Conquered the World
      Season 3 - Episode 11

      Another alien invasion movie and a short on winter sports are on tap for the SOL crew while bad dinner and celebrity siblings with different last names are also on the menu.

    • Gamera vs. Zigra
      Gamera vs. Zigra
      Season 3 - Episode 15

      The crew watches the last Gamera movie as the mutant turtle fights a sea creature from another planet. Joel and the 'bots celebrate by having a root beer keg party(with Tom as the party keg), make dioramas of their favorite scenes, and make a model of Gamera's insides.

    • Gamera vs. Gaos
      Gamera vs. Gaos
      Season 0 - Episode 7
      Gamera fights another monster. See experiment 308 for more information.
    • Rocketship X-M
      Rocketship X-M
      Season 2 - Episode 1

      Tom gets a new voice and Dr. Forrester gets a new sidekick, but the crew still has to watch the same old bad movies. This one features Lloyd Bridges and Hugh O'Brien as they try to get the moon.

    • Gamera vs. Barugon
      Gamera vs. Barugon
      Season 3 - Episode 4

      Gamera returns from space to fight the monster Baurgon in the second movie of the famed series. Also, the 'bots have a computer interface war and play elderly Midwestern women eating at TGI Tokyo.

    • Master Ninja I
      Season 3 - Episode 22

      The crew watch two episodes of the 70's series The Master pressed together into a bad movie. Also, the 'bots make pop-up books of famous novels and Crow uncovers the Van Patten plot.

    • Moon Zero Two
      Moon Zero Two
      Season 1 - Episode 10

      The crew watches another late 60's space film while presenting games of the future.

    • The Painted Hills
      The Painted Hills
      Season 5 - Episode 10

      While watching a Lassie movie, Tom gets gold fever and tries to melt Crow, Frank gets his heart attached to generators, and a short on body care leads to a debate.

    • Master Ninja II
      Season 3 - Episode 24
      The second Master Ninja episode features union organizing and a hostage crisis. The 'bots make their own custom vans while trying their (inoperable) hands at improv.
    • Project Moonbase
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      The crew watches a movie about a space station being under sabotage while introducing the all-puropse product SPACOM and enduring two Commando Cody episodes.
    • Robot Monster
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      The crew watch a post-apocalyptic movie and two Commando Cody shorts while trying to figure out surrealism.
    • Legend of the Dinosaur
      Legend of the Dinosaur
      Season 0 - Episode 22
      A dinosaur attacks Japan in the last Minneapolis local episode.
    • The Million Eyes of Su-Muru
      The Million Eyes of Su-Muru
      Season 0 - Episode 19
      Joel gets back into the ship only to have to watch a movie about an evil woman bent on conquering the world. The 'bots do get punished, though.
    • Hercules Against the Moonmen
      Season 4 - Episode 10

      The crew has to endure Deep Hurting as they watch another Hercules movie. They also show how a knife trick from the movie is done and create Super Freak Out! Joel gives the 'bots arms like Hercules but Tom's body rejects his and they 'Sing the praises of pants!'

    • The Killer Shrews
      Season 4 - Episode 7

      The crew has to watch a movie where an experiment on overpopulation goes awry and a short on a junior rodeo. The Mads are set to 'cleave in two this puny planet,' but one question from Joel stops the whole thing. Crow gets a present he doesn't like but can't return, and we get a board game and a drink each based on the movie.

    • Rocket Attack USA
      Rocket Attack USA
      Season 2 - Episode 5

      The crew watches a Cold War 'epic' about a US spy dropped into the USSR to try to prevent nuclear war. He fails and the Russkies bomb Manhattan. The Mads turn foosball into water polo, Tom gets a 'haircut' and Joel tries to explain the Cold War with children's puppets being targeted. Also watch for the very first end-of-show stinger and chapter 2 of The Phantom Creeps.

    • Space Mutiny
      Season 8 - Episode 23
      The crew watches a giant spaceship going through a mutiny, while Pearl and Observer are about to be killed for not being gods, and Mike helps them escape after Pearl promises she won't send them any more bad movies.
    • The Sidehackers
      Season 2 - Episode 2

      The crew watches a movie about a mechanic who encounters a motorcycle gang. Joel presents a pet Slinky while the gang make up terminology for the new sport of sidehacking.

    • Untamed Youth
      Untamed Youth
      Season 1 - Episode 11

      While watching a movie about youth exploited on a farm, Tom gets a magnetic tapeworm, Gypsy has Richard Basehart flashbacks, and the crew presents a pipe which squirts water on the matches.

    • Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
      Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
      Season 3 - Episode 16

      A group of Viking women sail after their men when they don't return and wind up captured with them. Also, a short on home economics and Joel really gets into waffles.

    • King Dinosaur
      King Dinosaur
      Season 2 - Episode 10

      The crew watches a Robert Lippert/Bert I. Gordon creation where astronauts find a planet like dinosaur-era Earth, and a safe driving short. Also, we get the Joey the Lemur song and a new show called The Emotional Scientist.

    • Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
      Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
      Season 8 - Episode 25

      The crew watches a movie made by a PBS station while Pearl makes her own public TV station in order to get funds to acquire more bad movies. The 'bots adopt a pet monkey which is threatened by Mike, while Tom goes down to the Nanite world to make fun of them but gets beat up.

    • The Corpse Vanishes
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      The crew watches Bela Lugosi as a mad scientist who uses young brides to keep his aging wife looking young and part three of the Commando Cody serial. Also, Tom reads a Tiger Bot story about Data and the crew plays tag.
    • The Puma Man
      Season 9 - Episode 3
      The crew watches the story of a professor who finds out he's a superhero(kind of), while Pearl tries to hold a ball(unsuccesfully) and Roger Whitaker appears.
    • Operation Double 007
      Operation Double 007
      Season 5 - Episode 8

      The crew watches a knockoff of the James Bond movies starring Sean Connery's brother Neil and several of the actors in the actual Bond movies. Frank tries to be Bavarian while Joel and the 'bots compare the careers of the Connery brothers.

    • Wild Rebels
      Wild Rebels
      Season 2 - Episode 7

      Another biker movie, this time with a racer involved with bikers. The Deep 13 crew turn into bikers, the SOL crew presents cereal inspired by the movie, and the 'bots learn about biker culture.

    • The Slime People
      The Slime People
      Season 1 - Episode 7

      The crew watches slime monsters invade Los Angeles while putting Commando Cody on trial for 'crimes against reality' after watching the sixth installment of the short.

    • SST Death Flight
      SST Death Flight
      Season 0 - Episode 14
      Joel and the 'bots watch a TV movie about the first flight of a supersonic jet that gets sabotaged. Lots of familiar faces from TV and movies in this one.
    • The Final Sacrifice
      The Final Sacrifice
      Season 9 - Episode 10
      A kid and a drifter fend off a cult and find a lost city in Western Canada.
    • Hobgoblins
      Season 9 - Episode 7
      Movie Plot: Hobgoblins Goblins wreak havoc when they escape from a movie studio. Intro: The crew of the SOL keeps turning each other on inadvertently, like in the song 'I Didn't Mean To Turn You On.' Segment One: The on-turning turns purposeful. Pearl sends up a couch to store during the castle's remodeling. The crew starts jumping on it, and Pearl gets so upset, she sends them the worst movie she can find, Hobgoblins. Segment Two: Crow makes a film trying to tell men how to treat women, but he can't find any. Segment Three: Crow starts a hotline for people who have suffered trauma from watching the movie. Bobo calls in to say he's in love with someone outside his species and Crow hangs up, thinking it's Pearl. It is, however, a chimpanzee. Segment Four: The crew uses cardboard cutouts to distract Pearl while they try to escape. It does not work. Segment Five: Tom goes back in time and kicks Rick Sloane in the shins for making this movie, but Crow finds out it gave him the inspiration for making it. In the Castle, Pearl lectures Mike and the 'bots on how she can no longer trust them with furnitiure while Bobo and Observer jump on the couch. Stinger: The Hobgoblins drive off in McCreedy's golf cart.moreless
    • Jungle Goddess
      Jungle Goddess
      Season 2 - Episode 3

      The crew watches a movie about rescuing a missing heiress and the first installment of The Phantom Creeps. Also, they play hide-and-seek with the forces of the universe and sell exploding spiders they call Phantom Creeps.

    • The Green Slime

      Movie Plot: Astronauts battle one-eyed aliens at a space station.

      Segment One: Joel explains the premise of the show, as well as introduces us to The Satellite of Love, as well as Crow and Beeper, two robots of his own design. He then presents to Earth an invention that allows people to turn their heads heads around in a 360º circle.

      Segment Two: Joel introduces the world to Gypsum, a third robot that he had not yet shown to us. She faints upon learning that she's on television.

      Segment Three: Joel discovers The Secret of Life, which is on 8-track.

    • This is MST3K!
      This is MST3K!
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      This was a half-hour special produced by Comedy Central. It is a behind-the-scenes look at the making of an MST3K episode.
    • MST3K The Movie: This Island Earth
      Movie within the movie Plot: Aliens bring Earth scientists to their planet to save it. Intro: In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester explains the movie-watching experiment to the audience. Segment One: Crow tries digging out of the SOL and breaches the hull. Segment Two: Dr. Forrester tries to fix the film after it breaks. Mike tries to pilot the SOL and crashes into the Hubble Telescope. Segment Three: Mike and Crow use Tom's interoceter to get help, but the alien they contact is not helpfull. Dr. Forrester intercepts the transmission and orders them back into the theater. Segment Four: The Crew holds a "This Island Earth" theme party, much to the chagrin of Dr. Forrester. The SOL crew uses the interociter to transport Dr. Forrester into the shower with a metalunan. After the last segment, Mike and the bots return to the theater to riff on the credits for MST the movie.moreless
    • Mighty Jack
      Mighty Jack
      Season 3 - Episode 14

      Another Sandy Frank movie is on tap, this one about a team trying to save the world. The Mads present formal scuba flippers, while the crew have earmuffs that look like ears, and Mighty Jack dog food.

    • Time Chasers
      Season 8 - Episode 24

      Going back on her 'promise' not to send any more bad movies, Pearl sends one where a geeky computer whiz perfects time travel but has to prevent an evil businessman from using it as a weapon. The 'bots try to go back in time to try and prevent Mike from getting the temp job that led him to the SOL, but wind up getting his mean older brother Eddie to riff with.

    • Gunslinger
      Season 5 - Episode 11

      The SOL watches their first Western, as Beverly Garland gets revenge for her marshal husband's death. Heads are blown up all over the place, while the crew contemplates death, make their own version of the Pony Express, create products based on the Whiffle Ball.

    • Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
      Season 10 - Episode 13

      Pearl gets her first experiment from the institute, and the crew watches Merlin in modern day.

    • Monster A-Go-Go
      Season 4 - Episode 22
      Movie Plot:Monster A-Go-Go The search for an astronaut on an alien planet. Also riffed was the short:Circus on Ice.

      Intro: The 'bots start a micro-cheese factory. Joel is given a tour. Segment One: Joel's shoes are covered in cheese. Dr. Forrester decides to have an action hero competition: if they win, the crew watches Local Hero; if they lose, they get Monster A-Go-Go. Frank is the judge. The Mads' 'Johnny Longtorso' doll is presented in many separate pieces, to get more money. The 'bots present non-violent action figures. Frank calls the Mads the winner. Segment Two: Gypsy doesn't 'get' Crow. He tries to help, but she can't pinpoint what it is. She realizes that maybe it's Tom she doesn't get. Segment Three: Joel and Tom play keep-away from Crow. He does catch it in his net, but they get another ball. Joel throws a hail mary when movie sign calls. Tom catches it on the top of his dome in the theater. Segment Four: After getting all his chores done, Joel asks the 'bots what questions they have. They ask about the plausibility of the Pina Colada Song. Joel just says it was about two popular things. Segment Five: To try and cheer up the bots, Joel makes Tom a happy king and Crow his jester, Sir Giggles Von Laughs-A-Lot. It does not go well. Dr. F. gloats about their plight until Frank mentions a Matlock marathon on TV.

      Stinger: Monsters on the go go.moreless
    • Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2
      Star Force: Fugitive Alien 2
      Season 3 - Episode 18

      The crew has to endure another Fugitive Alien movie while Tom is brought back from the dead and the Captain Joe action figure is created.

    • Prince of Space
      Prince of Space
      Season 8 - Episode 18
      While the crew watches a movie about a space race invading Japan and the super hero that defends it, they also cope with going through a wormhole that makes everyone run behind; Mike turn into a small robot; the crew wander around a sylvan glen; and Pearl and Observer wind up in Roman times.moreless
    • The Touch of Satan
      Season 9 - Episode 8
      While Bobo and Observer have a babysitter, the crew watches a man drawn in to help a witch and Tom's grandma trying to kill Mike.
    • The Giant Spider Invasion
      The Giant Spider Invasion
      Season 8 - Episode 11
      Giant spiders from space invade rural Wisconsin, while the SOL crew is attacked by pods which make Pearl and Observer into mindless drones.
    • Lost Continent
      Lost Continent
      Season 2 - Episode 8

      The crew has to endure rock climbing while watching Lost Continent while skewering 'white male reality' and encountering Hugh Beaumont as one of the horsemen of the Apocalypse.

    • Mad Monster
      Mad Monster
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      While the crew watches a movie about a scientist who turns an assistant into a 'mad monster,' Tom falls in love with a blender and Joel switches the 'bots heads. Also, part two of the Commando Cody serial.
    • Santa Claus
      Santa Claus
      Season 5 - Episode 21
      Santa has kids instead of elves making the toys, and he battles a demon in this Mexican take on ol' St. Nick; while the Mads celebrate the holiday their way and the SOL crew sing a special holiday song for all beliefs.
    • Gamera vs. Guiron
      Gamera vs. Guiron
      Season 0 - Episode 9
      Gamera fights the monster Guiron. See experiment #312 for more information.
    • Werewolf
      Season 9 - Episode 4
      Movie Plot: Werewolf An author stumbles onto an archeological dig and becomes a werewolf. Intro: Mike hits his head and thinks he's James Lipton from Inside The Actors Studio. He thinks Crow is Ray Liotta and asks him weird questions like whether he smells like apples or not. Segment One: Crow whacks Mike with the clown hammer so he becomes himself again. Then, Mike climbs down a ladder the Nanites made to try and escape, but he winds up in Castle Forrester. The 'bots make insults through the radio, but Mike doesn't hear them. Segment Two: The crew discuss who they would want in their werewolf movie. They turn out to be relatives of famous people(like Joe Estevez), except for Crow, who could only come up with Ray Liotta. Segment Three: After watching the second werewolf crashing his car, Mike and the 'bots do the doo-wop song 'Where, Oh, Werewolf?'(like 'Leader Of The Pack,' get it?) They all dress up in poodle skirts. Segment Four: As they leave the theater, Crow stops short and Mike trips over him. Their essences mingle(ewwwwww!) and Mike becomes a wereCrow. He becomes more and more like Crow through the rest of the movie. Segment Five: Mike is almost fully Crow. Tom has essence of Mike to make Mike normal again, and some of it splashed on to him, making him a wereMike. In the castle, Pearl wants to inject the essence of a wolf into a man. Observer got a peasant, but all Bobo can find is a cocker spaniel. Pearl and Oberver makea hate-Bobo club. Stinger: Natalie says, 'Dis iss absoluuty fahsinattng.' (Translation: 'This is absolutely fascinating.')moreless
    • Humanoid Woman
      Humanoid Woman
      Season 0 - Episode 12
      A female alien seeks help from Earth to save her planet.
    • First Spaceship on Venus
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      The crew and the Mads go through junk drawers while watching a movie about a crew who travels to Venus to decipher a transmission.
    • Time of the Apes
      Time of the Apes
      Season 0 - Episode 18
      The 'bots have to watch another Sandy Frank movie without Joel, who is locked out of the SOL. The movie is about a pair of kids who wind up in a futuristic world ruled by apes.
    • Squirm
      Season 10 - Episode 11
      Worms become killers after being electrified. Meanwhile, Pearl tries to run a county fair.
    • Diabolik
      Season 10 - Episode 12

      The Satellite of Love returns 'To Earth!' after watching Diabolik, a movie about a super criminal that foils ineffective police.

    • Laserblast
      Season 7 - Episode 8
      The Satellite of Love is disconnected from Deep 13 because Dr. Forrester's funding has been cut. As a result, they hurtle toward the edge of the universe and run into various space entities before becoming pure energy. They also watch a movie about a rebel-ish teen who finds a space gun in the desert that makes him kill his enemies.moreless
    • The Little Gold Statue Award Preview Show
      This half hour special aired before the 1995 Academy Awards. In it, the MST3K cast makes fun of the following movies: Mary Shelly's Frankenstein 4 Weddings and a Funeral Tom & Viv Quiz Show Forrest Gump Queen Margot Priscilla, Queen of the Desert The Lion King Junior Red Heavenly Creatures Little Women Blue Sky Hoop Dreams Pulp Fictionmoreless
    • Poopie I
      Poopie I
      Season 6 - Episode 23
      This is a half-hour tape of bloopers and flubs from seasons 2-6.
    • Boggy Creek II: and The Legend Continues...

      A college professor and his students look for a local legendary creature while Pearl tries to make Bobo into one as well.

    • MST3K Summer Blockbuster Review 2
      MST3K Summer Blockbuster Review 2
      Season 0 - Episode Special
      A half-hour special in which Mike and the 'bots riff the trailers for the big movies of the summer of 1998. Trailers riffed in this special were for the following movies: The X FilesEver AfterHalloween H2OThe Truman ShowPiSaving Private RyanSmall SoldiersGodzillaDeep ImpactArmageddonmoreless
    • Future War
      Season 10 - Episode 3
      A 'tool' from the future is chased by a cyborg and a bunch of dinosaurs while the 'bots take LSD as an experiment.
    • The Making of MST3K
      The Making of MST3K
      Season 8 - Episode 16
      A behind the scenes look at the making of an MST3K episode.
    • Jack Frost
      Season 8 - Episode 14
      The crew watches another Russo-Finnish movie while Bobo and Observer argue over who's in charge while Pearl is returning the space children.
    • Girl in Gold Boots
      Season 10 - Episode 2

      Pearl tries to get certified as a mad scientist by sending Mike and the 'bots a movie about a girl who hooks up with a criminal and tries to be a dancer.

    • The Hellcats
      The Hellcats
      Season 2 - Episode 9

      The crew watches another biker movie while dealing with bad colds. Each of them also remembers other good times in flashbacks, which may or may not be caused by the cold medicine they take.

    • parts: the clonus horror
      parts: the clonus horror
      Season 8 - Episode 12
      A secret clone farm is guarded by a presidential candidiate, while Pearl and her crew watch three powerful space children.
    • The Beast of Yucca Flats
      The Beast of Yucca Flats
      Season 6 - Episode 21
      The crew has to endure another Coleman Francis movie, along with not one, but two shorts. Mike and the crew also defeat Proposition Deep 13.
    • Academy of Robots' Choice Awards Preview Show
      A half-hour special aired before the 1998 Academy Awards. In it the MST3K cast makes fun of the following movies: Mrs. BrownWings of a DoveGood Will HuntingAs Good as It GetsAmistadTitanicJackie BrownBoogie NightsDeconstructing HarryLA ConfidentialStarship Troopers.
    • Poopie Parade of Values
      Poopie Parade of Values
      Season 7 - Episode 1
      A half-hour, hilarious infomercial starring Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Trace Beaulieu; advertising the "Poopie" compilation tape of MST3K bloopers. This deliberately tongue-in-cheek special mocks other infomercials.
    • The Unearthly
      Season 3 - Episode 20

      While watching another movie about an experiment gone bad, the crew tries to make a funny home video and present celebrity items like the Emilio Esta-Pez and the Jimmie JJ Walker. The Mads have pills that are really hard to swallow. The 'bots teach Joel about all the roles Tor Johnson had and a board game based on the movie is created.

    • The Phantom Planet
      Season 9 - Episode 2

      Movie Plot:The Phantom Planet An astronaut ends up on a planet inhabited by miniature people.

      Intro: The Crew have a contest with their Andy Rooney imitations. Gypsy judges. Segment One: Gypsy never announces the winner because the crew can't stop doing their Andy Rooney. The Doomsday Device Pearl ordered finally arrives. Unfortunately, its radioactive core was sent to the SOL, and the 'bots do not want to part with it. Segment Two: Servo tries to look at good and beautiful things, so he can enjoy life. He has to switch a couple of things. Segment Three: Mike takes a space walk, and the 'bots forget to let him back in. In Castle Forrester, Pearl and Brain Guy discover that the ghostly noises around the castle are actually being made by Bobo. Segment Four: The 'bots play their water glasses and Mike upstages them. Segment Five: Crow thinks he's an alien from the movie and dresses like one. Pearl, doubting her evilness after failing to assemble the Doomsday Device, is cheered up by a mob of villagers. She is going to pour hot oil on them. Turns out, however, that they are just the local welcome wagon. She gives up, but accidentally pours the oil on them.

      Stinger: The "Good and the Beautiful" are extolled.

    • The Horror of Party Beach
      The Horror of Party Beach
      Season 8 - Episode 20
      While the crew watches a beach-horror movie, Pearl and Observer wind up on a Roman-times like planet.
    • Track of the Moonbeast
      Track of the Moonbeast
      Season 10 - Episode 6
      A man turns into a lizard creature after getting hit with a piece of meteorite, while Bobo has his brain placed on the outside of his head.
    • MST3K Summer Blockbuster Review
      MST3K Summer Blockbuster Review
      Season 8 - Episode 19
      A half-hour special in which Mike and the 'bots riff the trailers from the hit movies of the summer of 1997. Trailers riffed in this special were those for: The 5th ElementJurassic Park 2: The Lost WorldMen in BlackContactBatman and Robin
    • I was a Teenage Werewolf
      I was a Teenage Werewolf
      Season 8 - Episode 10
      Pearl leaves the crew to their own devices when she, Bobo and Observer go camping; aliens then invade the SOL. The movie is Michael Landon's turn as...well, the title says it all.
    • The Creeping Terror
      The Creeping Terror
      Season 6 - Episode 7

      The crew has to watch a movie where a carpet-like creature swallows people whole, while the Mads have laundry day and make the crew open a coffeehouse to see if they become pretentious. Crow unveils the new SOL flag, while they also do a new version of Love, American Style.

    • Bloodlust
      Season 6 - Episode 6

      We see Dr. Forrester's mother for the first time while the crew watches a group of teenagers get trapped on an island with a madman. Crow gets analyzed, the crew does a square/slam dance, Crow gets his roadside stand run over, while Crow ruins their murder mystery party.

    • The Brain That Wouldn't Die
      The Brain That Wouldn't Die
      Season 5 - Episode 13

      Mike Nelson debuts on the SOL with a movie about a doctor looking for a new body for the severed head of his fiancé. Tom and Crow are of much help, making fun of Mike after he reveals a secret about his childhood.

    • Red Zone Cuba
      Season 6 - Episode 19
      Three fugitives wind up in a platoon of mercenaries who attack Cuba, while Mike becomes Carol Channing and Dr. Forrester takes a beating for Frank, who's in for 50 large to the Mob.
    • Last of the Wild Horses
      Last of the Wild Horses
      Season 6 - Episode 9
      Movie Plot:Last of the Wild Horses A save-the-ranch type spaghetti western. Intro:Segment One: The Mads try to send a matter transfer machine to the SOL, but it gets caught in a storm of ions, resulting in the creation of a parallel universe. In the parallel universe, the good version of the Mads are on the SOL and an evil version of Mike and the 'bots are in Deep 13, forcing Frank and Dr. Forrester to watch the movie. Segment Two:Segment Three:Segment Four: In the regular universe, Servo and Mike use the "Parallel Universe Manual" to fix the situation. Segment Five: The friendly Mads visit the SOL, just to say hi. Stinger:moreless
    • A slacker becomes a killing zombie in the movie with one of the longest titles in history. Also, Pearl returns the space kids.
    • The Skydivers
      The Skydivers
      Season 6 - Episode 5

      The crew watches a movie about dull skydivers while participating in a swing choir-off with the Mads, and we travel the galaxy but wind up on Uranus, learn what not to do in shop class, and also learn how to persevere while watching Crow get cut in half, shot up and stuck in a parachute.

    • The Sinister Urge
      The Sinister Urge
      Season 6 - Episode 12
      Frank tries to blow up the SOL and Deep 13 as the crew watch an Ed Wood film about smut.
    • The Deadly Mantis
      The Deadly Mantis
      Season 8 - Episode 5

      The crew watches a giant praying mantis attack the Arctic Circle, while Mike inadvertantly blows up Ape Earth.

    • Riding with Death
      Riding with Death
      Season 8 - Episode 15

      A movie spliced together from two episodes of Gemini Man is Mike's punishment for apparently blowing up yet another planet.

    • Blood Waters of Dr. Z
      Blood Waters of Dr. Z
      Season 10 - Episode 4
      A mad doctor turns himself into a walking fish, gets revenge on those who he felt wronged by, and looks for a mate; the 'bots try to see if any scene looks better when the actors are nude.
    • Angels' Revenge
      Angels' Revenge
      Season 6 - Episode 22

      The SOL crew has to endure a '70's jiggle-fest, which inspires the Mads to dress as '70's relief pitchers. Also, Crow reworks Earth Vs. Soup into a Blaxploitation film, Mike's Fonzie impression is not robot approved, and the shame-o-meter gets broken almost immediately after it is invented.

    • Women of the Prehistoric Planet
      Women of the Prehistoric Planet
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      The crew tries to defuse an Issac Asimov bomb as they watch a movie about the crew of a spaceship stranded on a...well, the title says it all.
    • Horrors of Spider Island
      Season 10 - Episode 10
      A troupe of dancers suffer though a plane crash and wind up on an island where a huge spider terrorizes them. Also, Pearl has the castle moved because she didn't want to pay for a license for Bobo.
    • Poopie II
      Poopie II
      Season 8 - Episode 26
      This half-hour video is a collection of bloopers and flubs from seasons 7 and 8.
    • Devil Fish
      Season 9 - Episode 11
      Lots of Italians pretending to be Floridians fight a mutated shark/octopus while Pearl makes the castle into a cruise ship.
    • The Crawling Hand
      The Crawling Hand
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      The crew watches the hand of a fallen astronaut wreak havoc on a small beach town. They also try to figure out just what William Shatner does and Joel figures out not to put free will into robots.
    • The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      The crew watches a movie about a psychiatrist who unleashes an evil curse and the first part of the Commando Cody serial. They also have to battle demon dogs from space who think the SOL is a huge bone.
    • Zombie Nightmare
      Season 6 - Episode 15
      After a man is killed by some joyriding teens, his mother has a voodoo priestess turn him into a zombie to gain vengance on the killers. Also, the Mads start doing voodoo on their own.
    • The Thing That Couldn't Die
      The Thing That Couldn't Die
      Season 8 - Episode 6
      A cursed body is reunited with its decapitated head and terrorizes a ranch. Meanwhile, the crew winds up in the clutches of the Observers, who are watching Pearl's experiment.
    • The Leech Woman
      The Leech Woman
      Season 8 - Episode 3

      While watching a scientist pursue the fountain of youth for his aged wife, the crew has to deal with a Nanite labor stoppage, while Pearl proves she is the Lawgiver and the apes let themselves go. Also, Tom and Crow try to get Mike's pineal juice and the SOL is infested with prairie dogs.

    • The Undead
      The Undead
      Season 8 - Episode 7
      A 'psychic researcher' convinces a prostitute to visit her past lives and they wind up changing history. Also, Tom fakes his way onto the Observers' planet, but is easily found out.
    • Invasion of the Neptune Men
      Invasion of the Neptune Men
      Season 8 - Episode 22
      The crew endure another Japanese movie filled with nosy kids, a wispy bachelor of a hero and tons of stock footage(even Hitler makes an appearance). The 'bots play a practical joke on Mike, so he gets them back with some Noh theater. Just when the crew can't take the movie, Phantom of Krankor appears to make it seem better. Bobo the mad goth gets a nude statue, which makes Pearl so mad she tries to get him back, which winds up with them and Brain Guy exposed as not being gods.moreless
    • The Deadly Bees
      The Deadly Bees
      Season 9 - Episode 5
      Movie Plot: The Deadly Bees An exhausted pop star tries to relax on a small island, but killer bees disrupt her rest. Intro: The crew does a series of 'previously on..' bits, spoofing several other shows. Segment One: Tom is still in 'previously on' mode, trying to choke Mike. As Observer and Bobo eat chili dogs, the other Observers return to take back Brain Guy. Pearl is rather upset, but says she's not. Segment Two: Crow writes a sonnet to Mrs. Hargrove, the 'cigarette hag.' Tom plays the creamhorn as accompniament. They are dressed in old English clothes. Segment Three: The movie inspires the 'bots to raise insects. Bobo and Pearl sing a song to convince Observer to stay, which works. Mike gets caught up in the song and releases the insects. Segment Four: Mike dresses as a bee and tries to communicate by movement, but not odor(thank God). Tom understands him, but all Crow wants to know is where is his Just For Men haircoloring. Segment Five: The crew thinks about bees and the bowler-hatted man from the last scene pops onto the bridge. In the castle, Observer battles the other Observers. They gang up on him until Bobo grabs their brains. Observer makes the others into mortal Packer fans. The bowler-hatted man appears. Stinger: Mrs. Hargrove asks Doris, 'The dog's meat, have you seen it?'moreless
    • Samson vs. the Vampire Women
      Samson vs. the Vampire Women
      Season 6 - Episode 26
      TV's Frank departs for Second Banana Heaven as the crew watches a movie featuring legendary Mexican wrestler El Santo.
    • The Crawling Eye
      The Crawling Eye
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      The show begins its national run with a movie about a giant eyeball terrorizing a mountain resort.
    • The Projected Man
      The Projected Man
      Season 9 - Episode 1
      Season Nine begins with the discovery of Castle Forrester, which becomes Pearl's new home base. Meanwhile, the crew watches another bad British movie, this one about a scientist who gets the ability to shock everyone to death.
    • The Screaming Skull
      The Screaming Skull
      Season 9 - Episode 12
      A schlock-horror movie where a man tries to scare his wealthy wife to death, plus a Gumby short which traumatized the 'bots.
    • Teen-Age Strangler
      Teen-Age Strangler
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      Movie Plot:Teen-Age Strangler A serial killer is attacking teen-age girls. Also riffed was the short: "Is this Love?".

      Intro: Mike calls his grandmother for help to escape, but she isn't home. Segment One: Dr. Forrester has Frank in a giant harness that lets him bounce all day long, on top of Spikes The bots eat at their own Resteraunt with "The Waiter Bater" a hand that gets the waters attention without disrupting your conversations. Segment Two: The crew discusses celebrity romances. Segment Three: Crow and Tom want to rumble, but Mike intervenes. Segment Four: Crow and Tom have a gadget that will make Mike act like Mikey. Segment Five: Mike sings the Janitor Song. Dr. Forrester cleans up after Frank

      Stinger: "And he didn't steal no bike neither... I did!"moreless
    • Revenge of the Creature
      Revenge of the Creature
      Season 8 - Episode 2

      The show debuts on the Sci-Fi Channel with the 'se-quel' to the cult classic Creature From The Black Lagoon. Crow can't remember Mike, the Earth in the year 2525 is ruled by apes(supposedly with the help of Mike's ancestors) and Pearl is their Lawgiver, and she blames Mike for her son going back to mad scientist-ing so she takes up his experiment.

    • The Violent Years
      The Violent Years
      Season 6 - Episode 10
      Movie Plot:The Violent Years A young woman leads a crime spree and people die. Also riffed was the short: "A Young Man's Fancy". Intro: Servo has a new, creepy, head. Segment One: The Mads write a theme song for themselves. Segment Two: Frank starts a country music radio station. Segment Three:Segment Four: Mike puts on a show as Keanu Reeves. Segment Five: Mike and Crow act out the gas station robbery from the movie. Stinger:moreless
    • The Starfighters
      Season 6 - Episode 11
      While Crow has trouble getting on the information superhighway and the Mads use their new cranial ports, the crew watches a movie about Air Force pilots training on a new type plane. Watch for a young Bob Dornan as one of the pilots.
    • The Dead Talk Back
      The Dead Talk Back
      Season 6 - Episode 3
      Movie Plot: The Dead Talk Back After a murder, the people at a rooming house are questioned, including a man who is working on talking to dead people. Also riffed was the short: The Selling Wizard.

      Intro: Gypsy organizes a fire drill. They have to walk in a straight line, but they just go in circles. Segment One: Dr. Forrester, with little help from Frank, tries to use direct marketing with Nelson Cigarettes. Mike, with no help from Crow, resists. Segment Two: Tom and Crow host The Dead Talk Back radio show. Several famous dead people call. Mike is amazed, but Crow and Tom aren't. Segment Three: The crew dresses as the Grateful Dead. They play a song, but Crow does an extra-long guitar solo like Jerry Garcia. Dr. F. and Frank fall asleep during it. Mike and Tom play chess, Gypsy reads War and Peace, and Mike folds his laundry. When movie sign sounds, Mike has to grab Crow, because he's still playing. Segment Four: The Crew is interrogated by Dr. Forrester, but he is interrupted when Frank confesses. Crow resumes his guitar solo. Segment Five: Mike reads a letter while Crow continues his solo, Tom talks like the movie's narrator, and Gypsy rins another fire drill. Dr. Forrester and Frank play 'William Tell.' He keeps missing the apple and hitting Frank.

      Stinger: Woman screams as she finds the dead body.moreless
    • Kitten with a Whip
      Kitten with a Whip
      Season 6 - Episode 14
      The movie that made Ann-Margret a star, about a teen girl and her friends who terroizes a Senate candidate. Meanwhile, Crow tries to find the button to bring the SOL down, but gets caught.
    • Village of the Giants
      Village of the Giants
      Season 5 - Episode 23

      Frank is forced to fire himself, but with the inspiration of the SOL crew, he gets his job back. The crew watches a movie about a bunch of giant mutant teens terrorizing a town. Tommy Kirk, Beau Bridges and Ronny Howard star.

    • Agent for H.A.R.M.
      Agent for H.A.R.M.
      Season 8 - Episode 17
      Mike not only has to endure a 60's spy movie but a rigged trial about his destroying several planets. Bobo is his defense lawyer and Pearl is his prosecutor. The 'bots are of no help, of course, but a surprise witness brings the trial to a shocking conclusion.
    • The Castle of Fu Manchu
      The Castle of Fu Manchu
      Season 3 - Episode 23
      Movie Plot: The Castle of Fu Manchu Fu Manchu, an evil genius, tries to conquer the world by turning all water into ice.

      Intro: The crew sings a song dressed as a marching band parade.
      Segment One: Joel forgets his invention but Crow and Servo have their own. Dr. Forrester invents a stinky bomb.
      Segment Two:
      Segment Three: The Crew pretend to be Shriners.
      Segment Four: The movie causes the Crew to break down.
      Segment Five: The Mads try to riff the movie.

    • Final Justice
      Final Justice
      Season 10 - Episode 7
      Joe Don Baker is a Texas sherriff who travels to Malta to track down the mobster who killed his partner.
    • The Mole People
      The Mole People
      Season 8 - Episode 4

      Mike and the 'bots see the story of a race of albinos living in a mountain at the top of the world, while the apes celebrate Lawgiver Daze...except for Bobo. Watch for ex-Vikings running back Robert Smith in a cameo at the end.

    • Girls Town
      Girls Town
      Season 6 - Episode 1

      Another teen rebel movie starring Mamie Van Doren is on tap but the big news is the SOL becomes the first ever tethered satellite in the sixth season premiere.

    • Terror from the Year 5000
      Terror from the Year 5000
      Season 8 - Episode 8
      A radioactive woman is brought from the future and terrorizes the people who brought her. Also, Pearl and Bobo are made to fight to the death by the Observers.
    • Quest of the Delta Knights
      Quest of the Delta Knights
      Season 9 - Episode 13
      Pearl riffs in the theater over a tale of medieval heroes looking for futuristic treasures.
    • High School Big Shot
      High School Big Shot
      Season 6 - Episode 18
      A high school brain tries to impress a girl by stealing a million dollars. Also, the crew watches a short about specialty breads and Tom becomes huge.
    • Danger!! Death Ray
      Danger!! Death Ray
      Season 6 - Episode 20

      Another spy movie is on the screen for the crew while Frank becomes a talent agent(for Mike, Tom and Torgo, but not Crow), the 'bots do 'This Is Your Life, Mike Nelson!' and Tom develops his own death ray--for peaceful purposes(until he zaps Crow because he just can't resist).

    • The Space Children
      The Space Children
      Season 9 - Episode 6
      A space blob forces children to sabotage a nuclear rocket launch. Also, a pair of kids romp through the World's Fair in Seattle and learn about phones, Pearl has a new phone system installed, and Tom sets up a kissing booth.
    • The Sword and the Dragon
      The Sword and the Dragon
      Season 6 - Episode 17

      The crew watches the story of a Finnish hero who fights off invaders and perfoms a satirical politcal revue. The Mads entertain their female neighbors from Deep 12 and the movie's hero stops by as well.

    • The She-Creature
      The She-Creature
      Season 8 - Episode 9
      The Observers plan to dissect Bobo and Pearl and get Mike to help; he responds by getting the Nanites to take care of it. They blow up the planet and the 'bots blame Mike. The movie is about a hypnotist using a pretty girl to bring a horrible creature from back in time to the present.moreless
    • Night of the Blood Beast
      Night of the Blood Beast
      Season 7 - Episode 3
      Dr. Forrester's mother Pearl moves in, while the crew watches another Roger Corman monster movie.
    • Gorgo
      Season 9 - Episode 9

      The British version of a Godzilla film is presented by Leonard Maltin.

    • Escape 2000
      Escape 2000
      Season 7 - Episode 7

      While watching a movie about greedy developers trying to force people to 'Leave the Bronx,' Crow repeatedly sets fires on the SOL, Dr. Forrester puts his mother in a home, and a new character comes in to try and help ratings.

    • Devil Doll
      Devil Doll
      Season 8 - Episode 21
      While the crew watches a British movie about a ventriloquist who tries to transfer the soul of a woman to a dummy, Pearl and Obsever find out what happned to Bobo.
    • Beginning of the End
      Season 5 - Episode 17

      The crew has to watch giant grasshoppers attack Chicago, while the Mads make the recumbent exercise bike more comfy. Mike presents new playing cards while Crow writes a play totally based on one star's college life and Tom does stand-up comedy totally based on insects.

    • Alien from L.A.
      Alien from L.A.
      Season 5 - Episode 16

      Kathy Ireland stars as a nerdy girl who blossoms after rescuing her father from Atlantis. This causes the crew to sing about her, to try and figure out her emotions and think about other models. The Mads invent the donor organ vending machine and Mike invents Fridge Udders for milk, which makes the 'bots go fridge tipping.

    • The Incredible Melting Man
      The Incredible Melting Man
      Season 7 - Episode 6
      An astronaut becomes a melting man and terrorizes a neighborhood. Meanwhile, Crow's Earth vs. Soup screenplay gets made into a movie...but the results are not what he was looking for.
    • The Atomic Brain
      The Atomic Brain
      Season 5 - Episode 18

      The crew gives the Mads what for with an impersonation of them and the Mads respond with one of the 'bots. We also see the debut and end of Weather Servo Nine, a chin puppet demonstration, and the new show where Hank(not Richard)Kimball is The Fugitive. The movie sees a mad scientist experiment on brains, while a short discusses juvenile delinquency.

    • Racket Girls
      Season 6 - Episode 16
      A movie about a women's wrestling promoter using it as a front for illegal gambling is featured as well as a short on being ready for marriage. Also, a family invades Deep 13, Lisa Loeb invades the SOL, and the short inspired Tom and Crow to get married themeslves.
    • The Wild World of Batwoman
      Season 5 - Episode 15

      While watching a movie about Batwoman(nothing to do with that one), and a short on cheating, Crow cheats on a test and is subject to being voted out. Frank's atomic hair dryer gives Dr. F a mushroom cloud hairdo, and Mike presents a shaver for backs.

    • Colossus and the Headhunters
      Colossus and the Headhunters
      Season 6 - Episode 4
      Mike and the 'bots watch a movie about a hero called Cheesesteak, while the Mads produce the cutest pet ever, NummyMuffinCoocolButter.
    • It Lives by Night
      It Lives by Night
      Season 10 - Episode 9
      A man on his honeymoon gets bitten by a bat and becomes a bat-man type person.
    • San Fransisco International
      San Fransisco International
      Season 6 - Episode 13

      Another TV pilot movie is on tap while the Mads play construction worker, the 'bots have a political debate that's anything but, and Mike's Urkel impression pleases almost everybody.

    • Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell

      While watching a medieval hero try to keep a kingdom out of the hands of an evil ruler, the 'bots make their own Ren fest which pleases Mike no end. Meanwhile, Dr. Forrester has to deal with his mother being sick, while the crew pulls a prank on him and Crow reads a steamy romance novel to Pearl.

    • The Brute Man
      The Brute Man
      Season 7 - Episode 4
      A former college football star becomes deformed and kills the people he feels wronged him, while Pearl goes on a date with an oily man.
    • 12 to the Moon
      12 to the Moon
      Season 5 - Episode 24

      The last experiment of the season is about trying to save Earth from lunar beings angry that man landed on the moon. Also seen is a short about GM cars featuring Nuveena, the woman of the future. She comes to take Mike back to her world, but when she turns the 'bots into appliances, he has second thoughts.

    • Hamlet
      Season 10 - Episode 8

      Maximillian Schell stars in a West German TV version of Shakespeare's classic tale of madness and murder in Denmark. Mike wins a card game to watch Hamlet but winds up with this version. The 'bots do a bongo version while also trying to prank Mike about dead relatives, but find he has mostly live ones.

    • Radar Secret Service
      Radar Secret Service
      Season 5 - Episode 20

      Mike and the 'bots endure a short about auto safety around train crossings and a movie featuring RADAR! The Mads use Hypno Helio Static Stasis on the movie, but the crew has just the antidote. Also, Mike tries to escape using Crow's underwear and Gypsy's bra, Tom turns into a state trooper, and we see the Quinn Martin nature preserve.

    • Code Name: Diamond Head
      Code Name: Diamond Head
      Season 6 - Episode 8
      Movie Plot:Code Name: Diamond Head Diamond Head is a secret agent-type guy who tries to stop an illegal weapons dealer. Also riffed was the short: "A Day at the Fair". Intro: The SOL needs to be cleaned up. Segment One: The Mads compete over which of them is cleaner. The crew throws out all the garbage, including Crow's mother, into the sun Segment Two: Magic Voice and Cambot try to make Mike appear more mean. Segment Three: Cambot and Magic Voice present Mike as a crash test dummy. Segment Four: Cambot and Magic Voice make mike into the Frugal Gourmet. Segment Five: Crow gives Mike a Hawaiian Punch. Stinger:moreless
    • The Amazing Transparent Man
      The Amazing Transparent Man
      Season 6 - Episode 24

      The crew watches a short about railroad safety and a movie about a man who turns invisible to steal fissionable materials. Meanwhile, Crow winds up in a jar and Frank despairs that he can't see the movie he wants.

    • Outlaw
      Season 5 - Episode 19

      The crew watches another time travel movie while turning into 'big, buttery slabs of Fabio!' They also sing the song 'Tubular Boobular Joy' and read from Jack Palance's autobiography.

    • The 1995 Thanksgiving Episode
      The 1995 Thanksgiving Episode
      Season 7 - Episode 2
      The movie riffed was "Night of the Blood Beast", the same film as episode 149. The difference between this episode and that one is that this version aired only a few times and the live action comedy bits were all related to Thanksgiving. Episode 149 riffed the same movie, but had different comedy bits that were not thanksgiving themed. It was the non-Thanksgiving version that was used in reruns.

      Intro: The crew discusses today's football game.
      Segment One: Dr. Forrester is having a thanksgiving party. Crow talks with Dr. Forrester's guests.
      Segment Two: Debate: Stuffing vs. Potatoes
      Segment Three: Crow and Mrs. Forrester talk.
      Segment Four: Mike and the 'bots have thanksgiving dinner. The party guests also have Thanksgiving dinner.
      Segment Five: Dr. Forrester's mother, Pearl, presents her homemade Turkey Surprise.

      Stinger: Steve says, "Wounded animal that large isn't good."moreless
    • Teen-Age Crime Wave
      Teen-Age Crime Wave
      Season 5 - Episode 22
      A timid girl gets mixed up with teenage delinquents when they kidnap a family on a ranch.
    • Assignment: Venezuela
      Assignment: Venezuela
      Season 7 - Episode 9
      Movie Plot: This is an industrial training/propaganda short made by an oil company. It is about a man who travels to Venezuela and is given a tour of a refinery. It is really cheezy. Also on this video: The riffed shorts Century 21 Calling from "The Space Children" episode and A Case of Spring Fever from the episode "Squirm."moreless
    • Invasion USA
      Invasion USA
      Season 6 - Episode 2

      The crew watches Invasion USA(no, not that one) while Crow is experimented on and gives his seminar on the two Lois Lanes. Tom is deeply affected by the movie while an A-bomb visits the SOL drunk and depressed.

    • Gamera
      Season 0 - Episode 6
      Japan tries to deal with the mutant turtle Gamera. See experiment 302 for more information.
    • The Day the World Ended
      The Day the World Ended
      Season 8 - Episode 1
      Movie Plot: A small group of people are the only survivors of a nuclear holocaust.