Mystery Science Theater 3000

Season 7 Episode 7

Escape 2000

Aired Unknown Mar 02, 1996 on Comedy Central
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Escape 2000
Movie Plot: An evil corporation and the government are kicking people out of the Bronx and moving them to New mexico to be killed. On the SOL: Crow holds a charity auction / the SOL catches fire, which is luckily put out by Gypsy / Crow's use of the biofeedback machine causes more fires to break out on the SOL / Servo gets sick. In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester has put Pearl in a nursing home, which is really just another part of Deep 13 / to boost ratings, Dr. Forrester presents Timmy Bobby Rusty, a cute little kid / Dablone swoons Pearl.moreless

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  • "For those of you who have trouble understanding, may we suggest 'outside the Bronx'?" Even in a world far ahead in time, it is *still* impossible to find a good apartment in New York.moreless

    In the future, everything is always violent and lawless. People wear shiny jumpsuits, they speak in horrible accents appropriate to no country ever, outlaws live in tunnels, and there's not a problem you can't solve with laser guns.

    An evil army has taken over and is trying to herd everyone out of New York City's northernmost borough. They promise new life and freedom in luxury out in 'retirement' towns in New Mexico, but the only retirement you'd be taking is from the use of oxygen.

    Into this madness comes a band of good-hearted, gun-toting kooks with weird hair. They save the day. Or they don't. But a lot of stuff blows up, and people do that leaping-off-of-oil-drums bit they do when they pretend they were blown up too. They try to make the tanks look menacing. You'll just laugh.

    One of the least scary apocalypse movies you'll ever see. Really good jokes from Mike and the robots. And if you ever did want to take a trip out of the Bronx, you don't need to wait for enemy tanks: Metro North works just fine.

Michael J. Nelson

Michael J. Nelson

Mike Nelson [5-10]

Jim Mallon

Jim Mallon

Gypsy [1-8]

Kevin Murphy

Kevin Murphy

Tom Servo [2-10], Professor Bobo [8-10] & Cambot

Mary Jo Pehl

Mary Jo Pehl

Magic Voice [4-7] & Pearl Forrester [7-10]

Trace Beaulieu

Trace Beaulieu

Crow T. Robot [0-7] & Dr. Clayton Forrester [0-7]

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