In the future, everything is always violent and lawless. People wear shiny jumpsuits, they speak in horrible accents appropriate to no country ever, outlaws live in tunnels, and there's not a problem you can't solve with laser guns.
An evil army has taken over and is trying to herd everyone out of New York City's northernmost borough. They promise new life and freedom in luxury out in 'retirement' towns in New Mexico, but the only retirement you'd be taking is from the use of oxygen.
Into this madness comes a band of good-hearted, gun-toting kooks with weird hair. They save the day. Or they don't. But a lot of stuff blows up, and people do that leaping-off-of-oil-drums bit they do when they pretend they were blown up too. They try to make the tanks look menacing. You'll just laugh.
One of the least scary apocalypse movies you'll ever see. Really good jokes from Mike and the robots. And if you ever did want to take a trip out of the Bronx, you don't need to wait for enemy tanks: Metro North works just fine.
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