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Worst Movie Poll

Which of these low-budget movies is the worst you've ever seen?

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    ApacheMan2K

    [1]Mar 28, 2007
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    which of these do you think is the worst? they're all the crappiest movies for their own individual reasons -- be it poor writing/dialogue, time taken up by pointless scenes, miscast actors/actresses, etc. now, to your knowledge, which of these deserves the most bashing and riffing?
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    Slade811

    [2]Mar 29, 2007
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    THe incredibly(...)- was kind of intresting because of that Ortega chariter

    Squirm- I want to see again Space mutiny- had cool special effects but was poor because of the woman shriking buff man

    Santa clause- was OK because of the Patric swasey Crismass song

    Manos- Good God in heaven could it be any more Aweful the only thing good about it was I got to Torture my father by forcing him to watch it
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    IndianaMom

    [3]Jul 10, 2007
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    The Wild World of Batwoman is the worst I've ever seen.
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    FlyGirl79

    [4]Jul 23, 2007
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    The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies

    I've never seen it, but it's the worst because the title alone would keep me from ever, ever watching it.

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    Egonga

    [5]Jul 23, 2008
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    I was just watching The Starfighters last night, and I have to say that it's probably worse than Manos. At least Manos has things happening, even if they are disjointed, illogical and wierd. The Starfighters just mix dull debriefings and random conversations about planes with stock footage of planes being refueled - the biggest action sequence in the movie is actually told to us via another series of dull debriefings. Poop suits were good, though.

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    lilmissheaven

    [6]Oct 17, 2009
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    Manos was.. well it was just horrible.. lol
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    historylover20

    [7]Jan 26, 2010
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    Manos was the worst movie. However, the commentary is hilarious.

    However, I also watched Starfighters the other day on Hulu. Nothing happens! At least, we can argue that something happens in Manos. Plus, Manos gave us Torgo.

    Kat

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    jdd88

    [8]Mar 27, 2010
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    I thought "Monster a Go-Go" was the worst. The ending was just pulled out of their ass.

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    Kalidor2000

    [9]Jan 6, 2012
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    Egonga wrote:

    I was just watching The Starfighters last night, and I have to say that it's probably worse than Manos. At least Manos has things happening, even if they are disjointed, illogical and wierd. The Starfighters just mix dull debriefings and random conversations about planes with stock footage of planes being refueled - the biggest action sequence in the movie is actually told to us via another series of dull debriefings. Poop suits were good, though.



    Egonga wins. I agree, totally!
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