(Marv's dad says he may be getting married) Marv: When's the big day? Crow: Well, you see, son, she lives in the Thimble Kingdom, and she has to defend the Mushroom People before we can marry. Mr. Grant: That isn't settled. Tom: Her name is Thimbleina, by the way. She milks butterfiles and she's charmed. If I touch her I turn to wood. Marv: Pop, have you asked her yet? Mr. Grant: Fact is, I haven't..but that won't be no problem, boy. I can tell. Mike: See, once I'm elevated to full dwarfdom, uh... Marv: I'm real happy for you, Pop. Crow: Then join us at the Emerald Gathering.
Bill: Today I go after grocers' good will a little different. I'll show you. Tom: Watch me come on to a grocer.
Mike: (as the guys drive to the warehouse) Does this heist count toward his outcome-based education?
Harry: Gin. Tom: Wait, we've been playing poker!
Betty (to Vince) So what are you? Mike: I am Muscular Dystrophy.
Crow: (describing Marvin) This guy gives awkward adolescence a bad name.
Vince: (as he makes out with Betty) Boy, if the guys could see me now... Mike, Tom and Crow: We can!
Betty: (to Vince) Tell me you love me. Tom: You love me.
Marvin: (as Betty breaks up with him) Oh, wow, you were just using me! Crow: Ding-ding-ding! We have a winner!
Mike: (describing the soda fountain) This place has all the atmosphere of a Ground Round.
Mr. Grant: (talking to Marvin about college) No more booze for me, I promise. Mike: Is beer booze?
Marvin: Betty, you go with Vince. Crow: Lombardi!
Vince: (confronting Marvin) What's the idea of trying to make a fool out of me in there? Mike: I thought it went okay.
Mike (describing Vince) He's a Cabbage Patch Robert Reed.
Mike: (describing Marvin) He has a haunting ugliness.
Crow: (as Bill drones on about his selling technique) Try and pump the bread!
Mike (seeing a neon sign that reads 'Beer Wine') Beer wine: wine made from fresh beer.
Whitey: It is just a deliveryman's job. Crow: Not just!
Mike: (as Whitey meets Bill) Hey, can I split your top and butter your buns?
Red: Bill Dudley? Crow: Art Carney!
Bill: A loaf of bread. Crow: Eat every piece!
Dr. Forrester: (after the squirt gun fight) Oh great, Natural Born Squirters.
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