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GUEST STAR
Mike DodgeBob the A-Bomb
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Michael J. Nelson
Mike Nelson [5-10]
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Kevin Murphy
Tom Servo [2-10], Professor Bobo [8-10] & Cambot
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Jim Mallon
Gypsy [1-8]
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Trace Beaulieu
Crow T. Robot [0-7] & Dr. Clayton Forrester [0-7]
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Frank Conniff
TV's Frank [2-6]
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QUOTES (20)
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(Frank holds a rifle on Dr. Forrester) Frank: Who won the World Series? Dr. Forrester: I did.
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Crow: (as Carla is attacked by a Russian soldier) Hey, nyet means nyet!
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Tom: Empire Of The Sun didn't have this many planes.
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(in the midst of Crow's Lois Lane presentation) Tom: So, which one played Juan Epstein? Crow: Well, that's a very interesting question, because...(Tom and Mike start laughing) Hey! You just made me look like a complete idiot! Tom: You're welcome! Crow: Thank you...hey!
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Vince: Do you believe in drafting women as well as men? Carla: Well, it all depends...on what you want to draft us for. Crow: Whoa-ho! Got a live one here!
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Mike: (seeing a neon sign that says 'Cocktails') Ah, thank heaven. Civilization.
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Narrator: Father serves mother first, then daughter, then the boys. Mike: Let's go to the flowchart for this.
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(as the short's title appears) Tom: The Woody Allen story! Mike: Hey, I like my family, as a friend!
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Crow: (describing Tim the bartender) He's a chainsaw sculpture!
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Tom: The music is like a good Danny Elfman tune. Crow: You mean it doesn't exist? Tom: Poom!
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(Russian paratroopers land around the Capitol) Mike: The McLaughlin Group from the skies! Crow: I ask you, Morton Kondrackeeeeeeeee.......
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Soldier: Jets attacking dam. Mike: I mean 'darn', sorry.
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Vince: Tried to join the Air Force today. Crow: Tried to join as a WAC!
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Crow : (about stock footage): So World War III is gonna be a lot like World War II.
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(tons of stock footage is shown representing the war) President: I call upon all Americans... Crow: To reject stock footage.
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General: (about war reports) Is he going to use his A-bomb? Tom: 'Cause if he is, I'm not!
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Tom: (seeing paratroopers coming out of planes) Ah, plane poop. Worst kind.
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Narrator: No one starts eating until Father has served himself. Mike: This means you! Narrator: Always wait for the hostess... Tom: To seat you. Narrator: In this case, Mother, to begin eating before you start. Mike: Father feigns eating, draws Junior out, then disowns him!
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Narrator: Mother and daughter put the finishing touches on the dinner. Tom: With strychnine!
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Narrator: Mother, too changes from her daytime clothes. Crow: Into Vampira.
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ALLUSIONS (1)
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W.A.C.: Crow says that Vince 'tried to join as a WAC,' meaning the Women's Army Corps.
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